Today is he day of reckoning, are you prepared to have the FBI show up to your home? Also, if they have already visited you, how did it go? What was said? What was their main focus? Please let us know so the rest of us can prepare.
Good luck fellow anons!
yeah i dban and secure erased my hdd lastweek so im good
FUCK RONOLD GLÜMPF
77000 ppl k
Yes they showed up and we spoke about the organized actions of shareblue and correct the record as well as media matters.
They asked for all the information I had and I have them everything.
I guess it's finally happening, shareblue is going to jail.
Knocked my door and asked for some sugar
Comey himself showed up and pushed me into the gas chamber. I looked right into his eyes. I will never forget it.
But then by some miracle water came down instead of the gas!
Fun fact- they rarely say they're FBI/MI5
Mine showed up as N.O.S. (national office of statistics) wanting to know some non-personal information, before asking me a lot of personal information.
They didn't ask for much, but I still let them sleep with my wife. It just felt like the polite thing to do.
They said they were looking for Hillary's emails.
I pointed out Russia on a map but they looked confused. So I gave them directions to the nearest mosque.
A few minutes later there was a loud bang and my windows shook. Developing...
Sheit, I didn't know you had the religion of peace in Zealand. I bet your sheep all walk with a limp now... Poor things.
I thought they were coming on March 15th?
I can see it now. Some poor fucking bureaucrat trying to do his job while some autistic brit stares daggers at him and mumbles mi5 under his breath.
So many lonely ranchers. So many sexy vulnerable sheep that can't talk.
In to roll for "everything will be revealed" refering to antarctic nazis in hollowearth building UFOs and shit
What are they gonna do, show up at my ship in the middle of deployment? Lol
Angry cabin boy from the General Belgrano.
some good LARP-ing.
You can shitpost while deployed in the... navy I assume?
BUMP, I was about to create a thread
Nothing will happen this is all just LARPing faggots talking shit.
In reality however we are all logged in a database.
Anyway who fucking cares at this point AI will prevail and humanity's days are numbered.
>implying they didn't strategically place an FBI agent on board for this exact reason
They asked me to join them
yeh, I converrted them al the joohvahs.
>FBI is coming for my animes and cuck porn
Don't think so
Is it still cuck porn if one dude is wearing a dress? I assume it's just a bisexual threesome at that point... No?
>FBI show up at my house today at around 5AM!
>stormed into my bathroom where I was talking a shower!
>pushed my nake body onto the stone cold bathroom tile....
>My shivering twik ass getting man handled by a group of well dressed FBI goons.
> dick and balls smashed into the tile plusing with lust
> with lust an agent whispers into my ear, "we have you".
well /pol what should I do?!
they use our data to make the AI, they will always be 10 steps ahead.
Mine was nice we made oragami. Fucked my wife though! Still a little mad
No FBI. Someone claiming to be my neighbor did knock earlier and ask if I had hear a cat meowing.
I am not sure what to make of this situation.
Gonna be a expensive chat flying all way to England to chat about shitposting frogs
today is a good day to sleep
the weather is just perfect in the whole world awwww it makes me so sleepy
lets sleep guys
They have infinite budget
They might want some bongland style fish and chips during the chat
If the FBI get me all ingredients will make them some fish and chips they can talk as i fry the chips
Russia bombings a cover up for this???
Fucking
Lold
Make sure you help them stop the kikes. Tell them about ZOG.
They told me pizzagate is real and Alex Jones is controlled opposition.
But OP a bunch of people on this board are FBI and CIA.
Is this going to be another one of those fuck ups where they all meet in a room and try to arrest each other and then cover up the whole embarrassment after its revealed that they're all agents?
This is true i work for cia im just here to data mine and collect dank meemes
Because all 77k would be worthy of a visit. k.
Yeah totally, bring it on.
Unless you're just a CTR larper.
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>are you prepared to have the FBI show up to your home?
one of them lives at my home
>Is this going to be another one of those fuck ups where they all meet in a room and try to arrest each other and then cover up the whole embarrassment after its revealed that they're all agents?
try nothing, it's just an excuse to fight over who buys lunch
>i work for cia
I only work for lingtenbo
they can come. all i have tell them is about my terrorist neighbours who are some kind of lodgers in the apartment below mine.
not sure if terrorists or erdogan agents.
have fun with them.
be fast or they are mine.
allready have a plan for them...
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all of them
Scully wanted to have sex But moulder
ruined the vibe with his batshit ramblings.
Maybe next time smoking man maybe next time.
They actually didn't cause I'm not attractive enough for based scully.
>live on my own land about 300 yards off the main road
>invoke git offa Muh property law and shoot at them while butt ass naked
>hurl my dragon dildos filled with my own saved up baby gravy over the house from my siege trebuchet while screaming wololololo as loud as I can and pissing and shitting myself
Your move lawman
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lol the smoking man is obviously some kind of sick voyeur who enjoys to watch
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what?
flag checks out
They keep sending busty blonds my place of work like I don't know they're spies.
Fuck off shill, no one has the manpower to V& 100,000+ anons, many of which are not in the US
Checked, keep going
I talked extensively with the japanon from the threads, i saved his pictures, asked him questions, the whole 9 yards. And now there is a van outside my home.
I wish they would. I'd knock them in their shitskinned mouths. Charge me, I'll get off.
post pic of van.
There are a multitude of reasons why the fbi would darken my doorstep, 4 chan memes isnt one of them.
her chest has more ass than my ass ass
We had vegem8 together, shit was so cash
>tfw they came and took my tendies away
You don't know what you're talking about. I'm in a van right now, they read me my rights 10 minutes ago, and I can't see where we're going right now, I'm assuming the clink or courthouse. They didn't find my phone when they searched me though so I can still shitpost while I wait.
Yea. I got root beer and hotdogs.
one had shown up at mt house last night. he came in a scion frs dressed like cia. let him inside he looks at big screen tv and says :you redditing? called him a faggot and told him all about the chan . we run shit now be happy you still get a paycheck. he got back in car and went home to watch trap porn
Quick Sup Forums i don't have long, do not go t
>well dressed
You've obviously never talked to any fbi agent
Yes muritard should be afraid.
But for me? I don't give shit. I don't think they will go all Interpol on me for posting memes.
Stop pushing these garbage-tier non-politic threads.
why would the FBI visit people lurking on a political message board?
ShariaBlue isn't even trying. You can't disrupt Sup Forums
This. I would do same.
stock market isnt so good suddenly, maybe bubble burst time?
Update: I'm 91% sure they're ordering McDonald's right now. Either that or "Filet o'fish" is some kind of code.
You too, eh?
Yup, they were ordering food, I can hear them eating right now. I asked them if they got me anything and they told me to shut the fuck up.
What's her name?
FBI/Japanon claimed to not go on the Auroville website after March 15th if you 'don't want to be arrested next year.'
Has nothing to do with Sup Forums, you retards. The fuck is illegal posting on a szechuan claymation political board?
my ancestors are smiling at me Federals, can you say the same?
One of them just let one rip. Jesus fuck, this smell's unbearable. I think this is their new torture method, guys.
>mfw when right after reading this thread there's a knock at the door
>peek through the window 2 men in suits standing there with badges on waist
>prepare myself for heart attack at age 31 and pulling sim card and memory card out of phone
>answer door. Only local detectives wanting to know about a hit and run caught on camera last night
>make and model is same as my car but after brief chat and inspection of my car they realize it's not me and say sorry for the inconvenience and go about there day
Sup Forums has ruined me.
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>reddit spacing
>Sup Forums
lurk more
THIS
sometimes they show up in blue delivering your mail.
last time I saw them, they asked me a bunch of personal questions like "how are you?"
>tfw my favorite Venezuelan butterfly taxidermy subreddit is so influential in the world political stage that multi-billionaires and intelligence agencies spending millions of dollars trying to subvert it
Im glad i living in norway, far away from 'Murica!
The FBI came to my house and ased me to pull out my genitals. I thought the request was quite weird. Never did see any credentials, but they did say they were FBI. After I showed them my penis, they snapped a quick photo with their Nokia phones then left in a late 90's Ford Festiva.
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it's called internet spacing and has been in use since the earliest bb sites that showed up after newsgroups fell out of style with newer users
>reddit spacing
Wouldn't have a clue. Only been to that site twice and couldn't stand it. You seem to know more about it then I do. In which case
You have to go back
FBI here, I'm going to need to inspect all of your anuses for evidence of Russian influence.
Just checked out auroville website again. Whole lotta nothing. I'll stick with this asian rock hunting board.
Thanks for the memories leaf.
nobody gives a shit. we got freedom of speech . fuck off ((( G man )))
Was japanon larp-ing?