Helgoland ist Britisch
Reminder, we're coming for you next Hans
I feel bad for people who are stuck in shitty maritime climates where it's cold, cloudy, and rainy year round. Everything always looks like shit.
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Helgoland belongs to the Atlantians, since it is the last remaining vestige of Atlantis.
Oh man I have got a huge empire boner right now.
Lets go to war and make Britannia rule again.
I'll join you.
normie
Who needs this shirty island anyway?
Wtf, I hate Britain now.
Can I please move to Bulgaria?
Pretty please?
Fuck you, we gave you Zansibar for it. Fite me irl, faggot.
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>I hate introspection and thick wool sweaters
fuck off
it was danish until 1807
as long as it's a loss for germany, i'm good
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its not 2 late
fake news
I don't think you realise our penchant for rainy islands
I've seen bros wearing UP t-shirts in Australia. I thought to myself there's no way you "get it" mate
30 degrees, lives next to the beach, you haven't been sitting in your bedroom listening to Shadowplay
Yeah it is an awful map
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Make this happen again.
Also help us defend this water from the chinks. They are smuggling meth and illegal fishing.
We need boats and drones man.
Fuck off and stick to your own land faggot
>SOON
Shut up potato nigger before we beat you back into submission.
You will always be a part of the empire.
724 days, hans
I used that place to rearm, repair, and refuel my U-Boat in Silent Hunter 4
>This is what brexshitters believe
Is this toblerone meme real? The ones in America are unaffected.
Its crazy that the Royal Navy and RAF don't have bases in NZ and Aus. Hopefully our government sorts their shit out once we leave the EU
>Muh heritage
Sad!
and they say that it is Germany that starts wars
That is some sick burn from Gibraltar PM.
>we explicitly exclude war
That's while Great Britain still controls it. You wait, Spain or this new EU army will do something stupid like send ground troops. Then it's all on.
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Cry all you like, it's still going to happen
Why are you acting as if you're a still a fucking empire ? Get your own shit sorted out, btw. how is life going in the holy Kalifate of London
Do it Britannia, Do it!
We gave up Heligoland for a shitty African island, JUST FUCK MY EMPIRE UP.
At least have an empire before judging Genghis
Spain would get fucking stomped if they tried anything. So would an EU army at this stage as only France is really a power.
>A German
>Mocking the levels of Muslims in an area
Holy shit Kraut you didnt think this through did ya?
I never realised just how much of a shithole Spain looked like. Looks exactly like Africa.
How did the kiwis and koalas stray that far off from the design but keep the flag?
fuck sake
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Jokes on you, I am descended from this guy. Among NZ pioneer farmers who worked the land for 150 years on one side. My grandfather was one of the first radar technicians in the war, my Dad has been a diesel specialist for 45+ years.
Your genes would be suited to surviving potato famine and self loathing.
>I am descended from this guy. Among NZ pioneer farmers who worked the land for 150 years on one side. My grandfather was one of the first radar technicians in the war, my Dad has been a diesel specialist for 45+ years.
Sheep shaggers
Sheepshaggers
Jesus, you haven't even finished surrendering Gibraltar yet.
Helgoland is danish you fucking anglo kike
It's Norwegian you Norse rapebaby
I don't know what's worse, that or the fact you buy them and eat them when we're done.
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>thesun.co.uk
Not so fast Jew boy.
>Trumps Maternal side
I'm guessing you took your mothers surname
NO.
We get ours from the Welsh
We'll deal with you after Hans, Victor.
>Færoerne er Britiske
Who has the prettiest sheep you or the Welsh?
Kek. "Fookin wan a yus". How can you be so bad at speaking your own language that you invented and spoken all your life? Even I speak better than almost every Brit I've met. What the fuck is wrong with you, faggots?
>Færoerne er Britiske
Interesting, because
>England er dansk jord
What the fuck? When did you guys ever have Greenland, Indonesia and South America? Fake news.
>England er dansk jord
Interesting, because
>Les Copenhægen des Englishlund
Takk for at dere viste den evige angloen hans plass i verden
HAIL BRITANNIA
I didn't know what that is until I came to this place full of brits.
>scots
>english
i think i found ya problem
>195 children dead
Irish, they are skinnier.
I would call it more a dialect than a separate language. NZ has a pretty dank dialect which even varies town to town. I dropped a 'see you later bro' to a toff nose British personal trainer at the gym admin counter on way out, I said it in the thickest NZ dialect nice and slow. He was disgusted at my use of english. He is yet to hear rural maori bastardization of english.
Don't get me wrong though, British immigrants are best immigrants.
UKCANZ
>imagine getting cucked by the swedes
Just looked up Helgolands history. It was danish from 1100ish to 1807 when you took it from us after surprice attacking our capital whilst we were neutral.
Never trust an Anglo kids
>Spain starts with Gibraltar
>Brits all bash Germany
It must be something perfidous going on.
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And those 3000 """"militia""""" were just civilians. Notice the
>All adults were militia under the siege
Typical tricks anglo
That's right, no one can beat the anglo in war except another anglo.
EU also needs to kick Anglo scum out of Cyprus.
Helgoland is Frisian and you sold it to us in exchange for an african colony.
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everything's a trick
it serves you right for the Danelaw, kick you out, then a couple of hundred years later stomp on your irrelevant country, good honest work
Isn't written Scots almost unintelligible though? I've seen some of it and it looked like it was written by a dyslexic nigger trying to write English. Definitely should count as a language.
We're coming after you Adem once we've dealt with Spain, Germany and Denmark.
tfw the norse-frogs memed your culture into oblivion
>everything's a trick
When you are a kike perhaps
alas you were kiked yourself and now your country is irrelevant aswell. Rip empire
Such is the circle of kikery.
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t. tea nigger.
Newfags get in here for mandatory redpills!
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>IMAGINE GETTING KEKED BY SWEDEN
RNZN needs eight Type 26 frigates, four Type 45 destroyers, and a QE class carrier. Let's make it happen!
Ö boys sticking together, typical fags, at least we were something, and now becoming more and more relivant, you EU slave boys are basically nothing, nada, zilch, no one can even point you out on a map, we ended the Viking age in one battle that;s how hard we cucked you
Hialtland och Orkneyjar är nordiskt
Ge tillbaka dem nu, jävla tjuv!
>it serves you right for the Danelaw
>couple of hundred years later stomp on your irrelevant country
problem is that you already got Danified. You cant beat us because you are already one of us.
>British congo
So you choped all the hands off ?
norway is not in the EU, little anglo
also, enjoy that viking-frog king
>one norwegian cleaved down 40 anglos in that battle
>tfw you are the annoying cunt player attacking undefended islands