Wake up, you're not a world power anymore! Stop talking to the big guys as if you were. Have some humility, stop acting like you're still a big shot. You're one of the most arrogant and obstinate countries there is. You fucking refuse to change and still act tough.
>Refusing to speak English when it's been embraced as the world's lingua franca
>Still taking 3-hour lunch breaks
>Bullfighting is still a thing
>Everybody lives in apartment buildings
>Even the time zone is wrong
inb4 but Portugal, you're worse than us bla bla bla YEAH but at least we're humble and progressive, willing to make a change. We don't go around arguing with other countries like it's still the 15th century. You're CONTRARIANS stuck in time. Have some humility and own up to your faults
Why do Spaniards lack self-awareness?
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Nothing wrong with bullfighting tho.
Animals don't have rights. This is a fact.
>Still taking 3-hour lunch breaks
this interests me. So how does a southern work day look like? Do you start at 8, have siesta from 12 - 15, and then end your work at 19?
>Bullfighting is still a thing
Kys PAN voter.
SAGED
Be careful what you wish for, I don't see Gibraltar in that gif
t. ribatejano
Mate, get fucked.
The Brits are the ones losing their minds, talking about going to war.
Just shows how fucking mind-numbingly senile they've become. They actually believe they can back bullshit like that up.
It's ludicrous to assume we would destroy how the Eu negotiates for the benefit of EU members. Guess what? The EU border is at Gibraltar, and N.Ireland.
That's the Brits fuck up, not ours, you fucking pathetic Uncle Tom excuse for an Iberian.
De Gama wishes you were never born.
>Bullfighting
Real men fight Bulls, they do not prep them.
We could wipe you off the map in a day you worthless little spic.
But you won't.
>theguardian.com
>telegraph.co.uk
Your gov has already calmed it's tits after we don't them to stop sperging out for nothing. They know Brexit and failed to mentioned Gibraltar in the EU deals has a very big mistake and are now trying to damage control.
Sure you could you faggot.
You will declare war against a fellow NATO member, and a fellow EU member, who went war with you in Afghanistan and Iraq?
Don't be such a fucking gimp.
>After we told them to stop sperging out over nothing
FTFM
They were just morons because the Krauts always caved into their little demands.
Now their entire trade earl with the EU requires approval of Spain and Ireland.
Now we also decide if we will let Scotland in the EU.
How fucking idiotic do they have to be to not understand, jingoistic bullshit is not in their interests.
They've been eating too much greggs.
Delete this autism
ye men i told spaniards to fucking dismiss our culture in favor of somthing more impleralist like the burgers do, i tell my friends to stop eating tapas con un quinto and they dont listen to me
It's like watching two old men hitting each other with walking sticks.
Of course moortugal would side with Bongistan
When you are rooting for the Vietnamese, you know you're in a bad way.
You can try
Spen is the strongest
it's officially 9-12 + 14-18 even in portugal, france and italy, maybe spaniards leave early and get back late so it turns out to be a 3 hour lunch I don't know
in some regions it's because it's too goddamn hot to work outside, in others it's because it's tradition to have a nice long lunch every day
>Even the ones with British names look like Muslims
These people need help, they are being invaded.
Come on Portugal, don't do this. We are friends.
Daily reminder that Spain started this nonsense. They had to be good little EU fuckbois and show off to to Daddy Germoney, by "punishing" us for triggering Article 50.
which wars has spain been in lately? did they have any troops in the middle east, north africa? or are they just glorified police force?
>Progressive
>Good thing
Also bullfighting is amusing, I kinda wish we did it in the U.S.
>en.wikipedia.org
We are mostly a support/humanitarian aid kinda military, with some special task forces from the marine (our navy seals) doing prate ship hunting in Somalia. Not a lot, but at least we have a military.
Bosnia, Kosovo, Afghanistan and Irak as far as I know
Welp, we promised Trump that Spain will invest more money on defense, just as he requested.
I hope this happens, I want our country to be militaristic as fuck. I am tired of Catalonians disrespecting our soldiers.
No, it's either 8-17, 9-18 or 10-19, always with a 1-hour lunch hour (we are lunch-based, not breakfast-based).
Some services do take longer hours, like banks and state workers, because they are riddled with cunts or old people waiting to die.
Which is what most people don't get about Portugal: half our young people is working hard abroad, and the other half is working hard at home to pay all the old people's pensions. Instead we get stuck with the lazy Spic image, despite working pretty fucking hard and being fairly quick in producing good work,, mostly from engineering/construction/quick problem solving.
It's no surprise that both the UK's largest startup and Switzerland largest internet service are both made by Portuguese people and why our NHS works pretty fucking great.
In 20 years when all the geizers eat the bucket we'll rise again.
literally not a singe thing you said is bad, especially because nobody takes 3 hour luch break you faggot, at max is 1 hour
I would like to see some of you in front of a bull
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Mm would be good to die in battle as a warrior for spen with having plenty of sons to continue to serve
shoutout spain
>dodging the bull
>not getting a few mates and stopping it in its tracks
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Fucking Spain, why are you all such pussies.
They'll call us Moor rape babies and lazy, but they'll never be able to call us cowards.
Is it aljubarrota o'clock yet?
Portugal will want to join Spain after the Spanish conquests brings innumerous richest and glory.
no, we are in 2017 not 100 BC
now spain is an actual country and portugal is less relevant than sudan
Spain has ALWAYS been richer than Portugal. Even during the discoveries.
It's not about the money, yank.
Spain is stuck in a time warp of leftist fascist socialism spinning its wheels in the wet noodle of delusions . Remember Spain is run by regressive nuts whom think up is down and down is up , black is white and white is black . Just a Euro thing of socialism !!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEPE !!
wat
>Britain colonizes the new world and creates America
>France colonizes the new world and creates Canada
>Spain colonizes the new world and creates Africa-lite
Is it because of the African race mixing when they fell to the Muslims?
spain is one *cough cough* country *cough cough*
>the richest states of US nowadays all were colonized by spain
it really tickles my almonds
Spain a cute. CUTE!
You mean the states you weak pussies lost in the war?
Invaded after napoleon betrayed Spain and destroyed Spain
yeah, just wait a few years more till spain is fully recovered, you won't see a single independentist flag ever again
there is a bigger chance of portugal joining spain that catalonia leaving
you are the korea to spains china. if it werent for mountains you would not exist. look how they took over catalonia.
>american education
>Spain had anything to do with enriching those states
Dumbest thing I read today
Did more than negroes who get credit for picking cotton
We are brothers, don´t fall into the divide and conquer hermano.
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as always, the american feels the urge to enlighten us with his wisdom on matters he knows nothing about
Not just Spaniards, all of you Iberian chimps are worthless. Your gene pools got kebabed a long ass time ago and we are still paying for it.
You couldn't wipe your fat ass in a day paki scum!
Catalanians can ask for the moon for all we care, independent movements are against the constitution they themselves voted for.
No offense, I consider all Portuguese people as equal iberian brothers even though we had our political differences historically, but you guys are always siding with the eternal anglo in every thread
You are mostly the ones falling for the divide et impera of them
Sure if you want to ignore that most of british colonies are actually shit, and british south america/caribbean colonies are worse than spanish colonies.
and lol france, every single one of their colonies is now a hellhole.
I want to see you try you fucking paki
we didn't we are simply closer to Romans than Aryans
I still don't know why most Americans still suck UK's dick, specially since Spain played a big role in American Revolutionary War with based Bernardo de Gálvez (literally honorary American)
I wont fall for that taqiyah crap.
Be gone, al-andalus.
In France it's usually 8-12 lunch break 13-18. I lived in southern Spain France a year and the average working day was more like 9-14 siesta 17-21
>armada
If you go to war with Spain, you'll likely draw France into the conflict. If that happens, the Britbongs are fucked.
Moortugal and Britbongistan are the oldest allies in the world.
>Italy
If we are old you are a mummified corpse.
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You do realize that's bullshit. The highest levels of African DNA lie in southern Iberia at around 5%, and even then, 4 out of that 5% is North African, which is still Caucasoid. On average, they only have around 1% sub saharan african in them, which is less than your average southern white.
maybe it's because spain didn't wipe the natives off the face of the earth.
Why would France care about us?
That's beautiful, thanks for sharing user.
M8 when there's some debate about how Spain with France invaded Portugal and Uk helped us, it´s a fact, we can´t deny it.
But the past is the past, we are all friends now and we should be, because in this xxi century, with the mass non-euro imigration probs we will all disappear if we fall again in the divide and conquer.
btw we have always helped you, in Navas de Tolosa battle, in Salado battle, in the spanish civil war etc.we unfortunately can not say the same about you bro
>Bullfighting is still a thing
Bullfighting is ok, nothing wrong with killing animals in a sporting way.
No. Instead you race mixed, and fucked up two gene pools. If the Spanish and Portuguese had more balls and did to their natives what the English did to ours, South America would be as white as North America, and likely as advanced.
You both hate the Brits.
>unironically defending racial genocide.
even in Sup Forums, you would stoop so low?
>Now we also decide if we will let Scotland in the EU.
Catalonia is next.
Do you not see how your being played the EU wants to splinter Europe in lots of little micro-nations that aren't big enough to be independent.
Poortugal is the shithole of Europe.
Honestly its incredible that they don't work this out on there own. Continentals don't deserve Independence.
>bullfighting is still a thing
Good; also, unlike the cuck spaniards, Mexico still has it too. Pic related
>look at the flag, ignores, and think "the eternal inferiority complex of thr zilians"
Enjoy our gift.
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Spain was one of your closer allies alongside with france for more than a century, we helped you in the independence war and fighting the britbongs, we even gave you the land we had there to avoid conflicts, but then you decided to betray us in 1898 when we were weaker than crippled
nowadays 1 of 2 spaniards hate americans and of course the eternal anglo made sure to delete as much connections as possible between spain and the US through history
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catalonians can go away if they want, but they want us to pay for it, and we wont.
>independentists catalonian people can get the fuck out of the country whenever they want
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This is a great example, when europeans joined
to deafeat an internationalist-commie treat to western europe.
Spain-Italy-Portugal-Germany ftw
thanks
>two bald men fighting over a comb
Babby's first day on Sup Forums
>mamada
Because it's not 300 years ago and we have a special regaysionship u dumbfuck
>which is less than your average southern white
Lol
> take over a turn it to favelas and shit.
It was inevitable, and it happened to every south american country, because when spain and portugal rule they controlled coastal port cities of mostly european population. blacks and indios live on plantations/mines away from the cities. while still millions of monkeys lived in the jungle and no one gave a shit what they did.
When industrialization happened and jobs opened up that any idiot could do, all the monkey flooded the cities and turned south america into what it is today.