>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Did anyone else hear Sirens. Sounded like there was a car chase in progress
Justin Walker
...
Carson Morgan
>He's wearing a beige trenchcoat and a burgundy hat, nothing else.
Ryder Green
>thank-you >you-re-wel-come
Julian Morgan
Any Chicago anons ever go see Mistress Lynn Pops?
Ian Edwards
I think that's a high speed chase....
Daniel Richardson
I'd hate to have to try and locate gunshots there. some user posted a youtube clip of a car sitting under an overpass, and it was just...gunshots. lots of gunshots. For 14 straight minutes.
Wyatt Foster
Who is Hamster Robert?
Gavin Sullivan
/comfiest/ threads on Sup Forums
roberts please check your keys
Samuel Brooks
Texan Robert, my desire to know more grows.
Eli Ortiz
10-8, Robert.
Gabriel Taylor
Hey OP, mind posting the pasta?
Jaxson Barnes
10-4
Daniel Parker
I wish I had been listening to the scanner with Dallas was getting culturally enriched last year.
Nolan Morales
Polish bistro returns
Lucas Fisher
I went to a trade school in flint for a year, you could tell every day when people got paid, it was like 4th of july...
Robert Mitchell
Yeah. I think you're right. Sounded like that cop called for backup
Zachary Rodriguez
First night here. Wish we could coordinate this surveillance cameras to make this /comfy/ and /cyber/
Carson Perez
>the pasta? Oh, yeah, sorry. forgot. 1/2
Colton Collins
Checked user >black disturbance
Nolan Hill
>multiple flash cab calls >nobody ever pays
It's like they're fucking criminals or something...
Anthony Cook
reffering to a officer reply of "i'm just a hamster on a wheel," the other night,
Dominic Jenkins
1 2 6 3
Jacob Hughes
I remember that. Here's the video in question, for anyone who hasn't seen it.
>gunpowder and barbecue user, are you flirting with me? :3
Aaron Nguyen
Could a kind user please explain what "texan" means here? Is this part of the /cpd/ lingo?
Christopher Barnes
>wherever i am, i must also murder >even if nobody else is here
Bentley Jackson
New Year's.
Justin Turner
10-1 robert
Caleb Bennett
Thanks user.
Kayden Bennett
top fucking kek
Nicholas Kelly
F O U R
Caleb Jenkins
Mistress Robert is the best
Jose Harris
Yeah, so if you actually suggest helping Robert, the autists in here get 0-10000 triggered. They think they're Robert's shadow.
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Cameron Gutierrez
leeeeell
Brandon Lee
>potential an hero rainy monday in chicago
Henry Cook
literallyded.jpg
Isaiah Fisher
What's going on, lads?
Zachary Martin
It means we're Texan.
JC
Brandon Collins
Have I missed anything since Friday/Saturday night?
Samuel Campbell
So what we have learned today:
Nobody who is wearing a grey hoodie after 6 is up to any fucking good. ever.
Matthew Morris
you can help by donating to the bulletproof vest charity
David Richardson
Someone is gonna sudoku
Hudson Thomas
We'll probably be hearing a bunch of potential an heros over the next month. Suicide rates go way up in the spring
Kevin Collins
>They think they're Robert's shadow. Audience, faggot. A U D I E N C E.
The only thing you'd be "helping" is the mods finding a quick reason to shut more shit down.
Hunter Turner
Sheeeeit, make that 4.
Lucas Davis
I just don't want these comfy threads to get taken down for raiding like HWNDU did.
Daniel Martin
A homeless guy fought a pigeon feeder.
Kevin Fisher
>F >O >U >R
THIS IS NOW A GUNPOWDER AND BARBEQUE THREAD.
Nathan Ramirez
No, it means they're /comfy/ listening from Texas
Jaxon Phillips
a bum fighting a pigeon feeder
Alexander Sanchez
mostly just suicides tonight and hispanics gettin stabbed
David Jackson
HOW MANY TIMES DID MALE BLACK SHOOT AT A PASSING CAR? COUNT WITH ME! ONE TWO THREE THREE SHOTS AH AH AH
Nathan Hughes
Some guy bashed someones head in with a mailbox yesterday
James Smith
...
Grayson Gonzalez
Christ. We are many.
Charles Wright
>ahh, can we just go home then?
Get your ass back out there and get some nog scalp on your goddamn nightstick...
Robert Robinson
>Homeless man harassing homeless woman
Chase Bennett
he's homeless and... he's homeless
Dylan Perez
any memes related to this?
Josiah Stewart
Battle of the homeless
Ryder Jackson
Check'd n kek'd count user
Wyatt Howard
Kek wills it!
Officially five of us. Crazy.
Justin Sanders
I am so proud i've helped make this a fucking thing...
Sebastian Mitchell
thats a thing fugg i would think winter would be winning that game.
Isaac Ross
Bum rape, ahahahaha
Wew
Thomas Powell
Who /DFW/. Ever since Dallas happening I've been much more openly supportive of cops. Doesn't help that they're starting to target EMS too and I got family doing that shit.
Adam Wood
Twice last week. This is about OP. There was a civil discussion three breads ago about how to use traffic cams and social media to help Robert out. OP went REEE and treated this as their personal thread and pretty much drove all of that chatter out--which, whatever, I'm cool with that. If its just a bunch of aesthetic seeking masturbation with a bit of reality violence porn mixed in, that can be found elsewhere and without Sup Forums. Was just shooting the shit but ended up hating this robert thread and not being comfy at all. First time in two years.
Cameron Taylor
>knife fight Nice
Brandon Walker
dayum kek isn't fucking around tonight, checked
Luke Sanders
if shia wants to hide his flag he would put it in chicago ghettos
Cooper Lewis
>another knife fight >shots fired
Nolan Taylor
Place your bets boys, who wins. Homeless Hal or Homeless Howie.
Caleb Hill
>tfw more worried by the female driver than the shots fired
817, my dude.
Julian Martinez
Nah. People get super depressed during the spring because it's nice out and everyone else is feeling better. Plus couples are everywhere. It's a pretty shitty time if you're depressed
Levi Butler
>protection order violation >husband >in home with knife >fighting wife's "friend"
Hope the fucker got to tap it before he taps out...
Evan Morris
>tfw shitty Waco At least it's better than Austin
Cooper Hughes
HWNDUcam is nothing but hammer fighting nigresses, homless man vs birdfeeders, gang fights, burning trash cans, and then he gets dragged by the hair by 2x MALE BLACK to a "production Studio"
Levi Miller
>which location in the hospital, ER or morgue? >Ahh, the morgue.
