Check it out lads now the west will bow down to the supreme intellectuals aka INDIANS.
Although our goal was to become a superpower by 2020 but due to our highly efficient and effective intellectuals we will achieve everything in less than 6 months.
Watch out white boi ( and yes you can't even think of competing now)
Superpower by 2018?
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Inb4 poo in loo
We are intellectuals you don't have to tell us what to do
Wow #respect
Feels good to be a superpower
Go kill all of Pakistan and i promise Sup Forums will be a bit nicer to you
This. It's the only way to gain credibility
>'now no missile can dare to touch Indian soil'
>hehe no missile can hit our poo country xD
>so don't even try it!!
>we swear that you can't touch us
>p-pls don't fire missile at us..
We don't take orders
Soon you will follow ourz
Maybe you should focus on replacing your train network, which is still using the same equipment we gave you in the 1920s.
wtf i love indians now
I see you have no sense. Have fun with your glorified bottle rockets, fucking mud people.
>jack-booted, faeces encrusted thugs smash toilets while horrified white families look on, set to dramatic music
Super pooer, pretending like your subhuman country means fuck all when half your population shits in the street.
Based streetshitters, so smart they have technology not even the US military has
not even niggers respect you
if your strong, pretend to be week. if your weak, pretend to be strong
-sunzu
Are you pooping on the moon, and returning safely?
>One small poop for Pajeet, one gigantic dump for Pajeetkind
pjeet stop talking like you're at all relevant in any way, sit back down, poo in loo
Nigger did you post this from your cell phone you keep in a belt holster?
> Superpower in..... (Any date, then add 20 years)
"Superpower" can't even spaceships... Without Burger help
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FUCKING INDIA
>mfw so many white servants
youtube.com
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Tonight I ate your God with a side of mashed potatoes
I've gotta give it to our indian users here, their shitposting is getting quite exuberant
Really fires up my amigdala.
>Superpower by 2018
More like SUPERPOOER by 2018.
Maybe pretend to be day first. See how it goes, get the hang of it. Then you can advance to the week stage.
But in this doggie dog world weeks are a diamond dozen so what do I know?!
Only the rich block will look like that the rest will be fallout shit edition.
You'd know that wouldn't you
Why is the youth red black and gold ?
Also you are not a superpower no matter what. USA is a Super Power and China starts to become one.
You Indians are alright. I hope your country cleans up its act ASAP.
The only way you pack of cunts could stop a missle hitting your pathetic shitstain (literally) of a country is if you all collectively turned your arseholes into the air Futurama style and literally blew the missle up mid air with shit from your own arses
...
when you get rid of the designated shitting streets, then we'll talk about upgrading you from 3rd world
>operation brown fountain.
>forth
Fourth*
Your technology is behind.
Also, how will you fly in space without pooing in the loo? Will your suits not have a loo? Will there be a designated shitting chamber?
Operation victory thru vindaloo
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Such delicate erudite use of the English language. Ah, but I forget, penal colony.
>your
>week
>FUCKING SUNZU
Fuck off, Pajeet, clean the shit in your fingers before posting.
He's Romanian
Hand over your women; they make excellent brides.
Is that picture a diagram of your countrys new futuristic poo street technology?
>your
>week
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>be kurrynaut on first manned Indian space-flight to the moon
>ship is filthy. has no loo to poo
>flight begins. all is well, until you break out of the stratosphere...
>taj-shuttul begins to shake violently. most likely because it was hastily assembled by sickly children in a Bangladeshi sweatshop mere weeks before
>radio in to flight control for help
>it's a shitty customer service line
>they put you on hold
>r.i.p. taj-shuttul. all kurry-nauts K.I.A.
what a timeline to be alive in, boys
"Indians are actual fucking dog vomit in human form"
-Mahatma Gandhi, 2016
>superpower
Prove it and take out the pakis once and for all.
High tech ABM systems do not compensate the lack of culture and sewage systems Pajeet. It is like a burger with a small dick buying a huge truck. Everyone knows he has a small dick but he deceives himself and thinks no one knows.
>supreme intellectuals
>still can't poo in loo
i see now y the other asians not seeing u as their part of asian, bc u technologically backwards.
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is india the ultimate example of not getting your priorities straight?
I mean, quite LITERALLY half your population shits in the open and you spend money on space programs.
poo in the loo
>India gets nuked hard
>Sanitation conditions improve 500% overnight
>Please Share this maximum.
>kurrynaut
>Not astronaan
"It poses a serious threat to the health of children. Hundreds of thousands of children die every year because of diseases transmitted through human waste.
In India, nearly half of the population - more than 590m people - relieve themselves in the open."
pajeet, y? y dont you think of the children???
>India gets nuked
>Shitstorm ensues
Its the best meritocracy
If youre actually skilled you get to live in nice areas
If you are a shitter you live in your abd your neighbours shit river
That's one way to put it.
They are more than 1 billion cramped together, so i guess any other system wouldn't work.
>all nukes fall in India
>instead of nuclear winter we get global fecal winter
More like a superpooer
Why don't poos agree on a common language they're good at instead of wasting their time with english?
POO
>can fire missiles all over the shop
>still pulls down trousers and shits in the street
>superpower
India in 2030 will be a SUPERPOWER. You cumskins will boy to US
This is your future Sup Forums:
>India is so full of poo they named a village poobong
See i'm not against foreign aid, but If we send you money to help feed and clothe children in slums don't fucking let them die and spend it on a space and missile program instead.
>SuPOOpower by 2020!