>wake up in the lucky country >beautiful 26 degrees, not a cloud on the sky >big breakie of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and a fresh coldie >have a ciggie afterwards whilst doing the crossword >walk down to the shops in my thongs and fishermans pants and another beer >grab snags and more shit to eat and drink >BBQ with mates while watching some national sporting event wwith public holiday that we have every few months >get gradually more and more wasted. Sloppy shag with the woman. Wander as a group out for cricket or basketball or something >fall asleep in a puddle of contented safety, knowing all the shit in the world will reach us last and be diluted to fuck >chuck a sickie the next day and spend it smoking bongs and playing dota
Bitch at us all you like. Australia is fucking easymode. Pajeets and Chinamen are pretty much all our non-whites and they would be 30% of cities and fuck all elsewhere. Heaps of annual leave and healthcare sorted and no interest on student loans.
I couldnt give a fuck what Sup Forums autists think our reputation should be for. I'm too busy getting a blowjob from your american dream.
If you didn't give a shit what Sup Forums thinks then why are you trying this hard for approval?
Stop kidding yourself you fragile autist.
Connor Nelson
Wouldn't want to be anywhere else. Relative to the rest of the world we are lucky as fuck, cunts just need to go outside more to actually see it
Carson Hernandez
tfw shut in NEET Sup Forums addict
Grayson James
>wake up in the lucky country
It's 21:14 in Sydney.
Connor Jones
>Living the life of a nigger.
Do you shit in the street aswell?
Jeremiah Cook
>talks about asians >refuse to talk about aVians Reminder that auscunts got so utterly devastated by the flightless avian death squads that one of the armistice points was that an Emu would have to be on ausfailia coat of arms.
William Sanders
were you drinking vb's?
Hunter Young
>promoting immigration to australia by showing it is superior
F U C K O F F J E W U L L
Jackson Miller
BIG FEATHERY CLOACAE
Ayden Price
whaddayatalkinabeet?
Liam Gray
NZ is superior
Owen Lewis
Care to elaborate m8?
Owen Peterson
Ever notice how every kiwi you meet has little man syndrome and simply has to have the black kiwi flag showing somewhere to let everyone know he is a gay little cunt?
Those annoying cunts are the smartest people in new zealand because they fucking left that shithole.
Nz is the only place in the world where the brown people are cool and the white people are whiny pathetic fuckwits who are just useless cunts.
How many Australians do you see moving to NZ to live? NONE
You get all our losers just like Mexico sends all it's losers to USA
Have fun getting rekt you angry lil neet
Xavier Hernandez
>How many Australians do you see moving to NZ to live? NONE
Just annex them already and make them a State
Kayden Moore
Got any more ausball stuff? that one gave me a slight chuckle.
Adam Powell
Australia is only the shitposting king because half the posters are expat kiwis
Alexander Miller
Nah fuck that m8
Ayden Kelly
>Not wanting to expand the Territory of Glorious Australia
poof
Joshua Thompson
There are New Zealanders in Australia who are
>Born In Australia >Lived in Australia whole life >Calls self Newzealander >Goes for NZ in any rivalry sporting matches.
Its the equivalent of calling yourself a mong but not actually being a mong.
Liam Lopez
the legend of borry part 1 and 2 on youtube
Hunter Morales
this is true , thanks for telling me , i guess i know which country i will immigrate to
Aaron Price
And how many americans do you see moving to australia?
Because we get lots of you guys.
Isaiah Brown
>Mfw cold front ushers in the end of summer in Queensland
Feels good to finally wear a jumper for the first time this year
Angel Gomez
NGE
Nathan Gray
I'd be impressed if anyone claiming that lifestyle has ever spent a day like that. I think I have a more accurate interpretation >Have zero exposure to the kind of Australian culture you are bragging about outside of what you've heard from other sources online >Wake up, check iPhone >Pick the laundry off your bed that mum laid out for you >Put the words Cunt, Mate, Strewth etc into Sup Forums >Get limitless admiration from American posters >Act like you wouldn't get laughed at in any pub in Australia >Anime
Alexander Perry
I live on the Sunshine Coast, north of Brisbane, and when I worked retail I was surprised about how many American accents I heard coming through
Probably weren't tourists either because It was just a small shop in a small suburban shopping centre
Unsure how many are Canadian and how many are American but quite a few. Pic related is home country of immigrants in the area. 5 year old stats though and It's a pretty fast growing area, there's definitely more North Americans here than there was 5 years ago.
Dominic Carter
QandA sucked yesterday
Bentley Gomez
BOGAN O G A N
Colton Wood
>Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable, most of its leaders (in all fields) so lack curiosity about the events that surround them that they are often taken by surprise.
Charles Campbell
yeah for all the shit i talk about australia, i couldn't think of a better place to live. its fucking mint
Kevin Clark
>eating shitloads of food and drinking all day
How fat are you, faggot?
Jacob Sullivan
Have you seen an emu? fuck those things
Zachary Collins
No because were full.
Adrian Anderson
we need all the white immigrants we can get, advertising on here is fine
Levi Green
What makes you think everyone on here is white?
Nathaniel Lewis
>Because we get lots of you guys.
I worked at a liquor store awhile back and there was this one old Aussie guy that would always stop in and--I kid you not--buy shitloads of Fosters. Australians online claim that none of them buy it but the only Australian faggot in my small Southern Indiana town of 18k drank the shit out of it.
True story. It must truly be Australian for beer just like the advertisement claims it is.
Robert Martinez
the fact that everyone is a nazi
Juan Bennett
Maybe he drank the shit out of it because It's Australian
I can assure you that they don't even sell the stuff in regular bottle shops
I've only seen it once in my life
Cameron Davis
Cunt ive never even seen a can of fosters
Carson Miller
Well he was an older guy (I'd wager around late 50s); maybe it used to be more popular back in the day.
Zachary Sanders
>26 degrees
Basically living on the sun
Robert Richardson
it gets over 40 where i live
Landon Hughes
i used to buy it before i quit drinking
it only showed up in the last few years though
Evan Moore
also it's 9 degrees tonight here i'm fucking freezing my ass off
Anthony Rogers
mid-low 20's and sunny is god-tier weather
Maybe
Liam Baker
>chuck a sickie the next day and spend it smoking bongs and playing dota >get gradually more and more wasted. Sloppy shag with the woman. Wander as a group out for cricket or basketball or something
yes cunt easily relatable cooie
Brody Williams
>it's that one scrubby sheep fucker that posts emu cuck porn in every aussie thread How have people not pointed you out yet?
Nicholas Garcia
fosters is fucking garbage mate, VB or XXXX is where it's at
Jackson Gonzalez
Mate its cause your beer is shit. By comparison a fosters is worth drinking over there.
Jose Mitchell
lol
William Cox
Well, he bought shitloads of it constantly I'm assuming because it's cheap as hell and Australian like that one user said.
He'd never say a word while he was in the store except for when we gave him his change/processed his debit card. He'd then slur out two drunken words "Cheerrrz, mayte" on his way out.
I thought he was British or some shit (we don't get many foreigners here in Buttfuck, Indiana so I can't differentiate between foreign Anglosphere accents) but the guy I worked with assured me that he was Australian.
Gavin Butler
>Pajeets and Chinamen are pretty much all our non-whites and they would be 30% of cities and fuck all elsewhere.
sounds like my kinda cunt, he better not have tipped anyone, it's unaustralian
Eli Harris
Cassowarys are legit almost as bad as niggers
Evan Rodriguez
>Mate its cause your beer is shit.
Nah, we sell tons of craft beer and even shit like Samual Adams is everywhere and pretty decent even compared to most Belgium/German/English imports we have. We sell more than Bud here. That's basically our version of Fosters.
And Fosters tastes like piss and is much worse than Bud. I'd equate it was Natural Ice if we're comparing it to an American beer and it's priced accordingly here.
Juan Morris
nice pasta faggot
Michael Gutierrez
OMG that sounds exactly like me except the drunkenness
Levi Thomas
You don't tip cashiers here. Kek. Only bartenders and waiters (it's optional, too).
Evan Hall
Poor cunt was dying slowly. You hastened his demise you cunt.
Pommy cunts seem to like it for some reason...
Christopher Rivera
>big breakie of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and a fresh collide >beer at breakfast No non-subhuman does this
The rest is lazy LARP shit
Mason Perry
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is so spot on bravo
William Russell
Where do I find more of this woman naked?
Landon Morales
I genuinely like Budweiser
Jayden Hughes
Was just thinking that today. But I left the house in short shorts and a running tee, so was a bit chilly.
Owen Davis
>>chuck a sickie the next day and spend it smoking bongs and playing dota Dobbing you in to your boss you cunt.
Aaron Taylor
Ive never tipped a person in my life, why dont you cunts pay your workers enough? sounds like some slave labor shit to me
Wyatt Williams
oath cunny, its like 22 degrees atm and I'm lovin it
Bentley Sanchez
i wish this place was freezing all the time, keeps aboriginals and methheads indoors where they belong
Isaiah Ortiz
Fuck euro beer, thats shit as well. Want you want is a VB, a melbourne bitter or a coopers. Now those are beers
Jace Long
Everyone who claims Australia has no culture most likely some anti-social neet who lives in one of the capital cities. Rural and /sorta/regional Australia is a great place to be, as long as your outgoing and friendly you'll be fine
Grayson Hughes
Smashed avo on rye with scrambled egg whites eater detected...
Charles Smith
Drinking beer and eating trash.
Either this is an odd day or youre a fat manchild.
Hunter Gutierrez
>/sorta/regional Australia location location
in this fucking stupid city everyone is a total cunt
Jeremiah Campbell
you know why australians "Suckie"?
cause you sound like fucking infants when you talk.
Ciggie, breakie, coldie
fucking.....retard.......
you are not cool, so stop trying at all.
Benjamin Ward
Australia is literally the country of Stacies and Chads... There is literally not a single ugly straya cunt there (i dont count poo in loos and chinks)
well, least i get fucked, you fucking over abused hand fucking, goblin.
Tyler Barnes
its called muscle fuck wit get some you cant get fat when u have a decent amount of muscle
Carson Green
no shit that's why i'm asking you what you sound like
i mean what is there to misunderstand here?
Easton Hughes
>Ive never tipped a person in my life, why dont you cunts pay your workers enough?
Waiters get paid very well due to tips. They are paid enough--they claim they make "below minimum wage" officially but if their tips don't exceed the minimum wage, they are paid accordingly.
They always do exceed minimum wage so the waiters never report how much they make in tips to their boss because then it would be taxed.
Some faggot that works at Applebees (a shitty chain) told me that he makes like 200 dollars on a decent night which is a lot of fucking money here in rural Indiana. After he told me that, I decided that I would never leave another tip again unless I frequented a certain restaurant or I was eating at an upscale establishment.
We have an odd tipping culture here and if we were to somehow do away with it, waiters would most likely be offered more than minimum wage, but as it stands now they make far more and tipping is basically North American culture by this point (they even do it in Mexico I think).
Alexander Lewis
I have no idea what city your in but still understand completely, Sydney is a hole and I hated every minute of living there
Jaxon Cooper
melbourne and sydney are shit holes duh
Bentley Wilson
yeh ok m8
Julian Mitchell
>but if their tips don't exceed the minimum wage, they are paid accordingly This seems like the sort of entitlement that would get you fired if you ever tried to claim it
Adam Barnes
When both Canada and Australia become Chinese colonies, I'm sure they'll be some sort of Communist exchange program that I can utilize.