Wake up in the lucky country

>wake up in the lucky country
>beautiful 26 degrees, not a cloud on the sky
>big breakie of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and a fresh coldie
>have a ciggie afterwards whilst doing the crossword
>walk down to the shops in my thongs and fishermans pants and another beer
>grab snags and more shit to eat and drink
>BBQ with mates while watching some national sporting event wwith public holiday that we have every few months
>get gradually more and more wasted. Sloppy shag with the woman. Wander as a group out for cricket or basketball or something
>fall asleep in a puddle of contented safety, knowing all the shit in the world will reach us last and be diluted to fuck
>chuck a sickie the next day and spend it smoking bongs and playing dota

Bitch at us all you like. Australia is fucking easymode. Pajeets and Chinamen are pretty much all our non-whites and they would be 30% of cities and fuck all elsewhere. Heaps of annual leave and healthcare sorted and no interest on student loans.

I couldnt give a fuck what Sup Forums autists think our reputation should be for. I'm too busy getting a blowjob from your american dream.

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yeah nah yeah, tru

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If you didn't give a shit what Sup Forums thinks then why are you trying this hard for approval?

Stop kidding yourself you fragile autist.

Wouldn't want to be anywhere else. Relative to the rest of the world we are lucky as fuck, cunts just need to go outside more to actually see it

tfw shut in NEET Sup Forums addict

>wake up in the lucky country

It's 21:14 in Sydney.

>Living the life of a nigger.

Do you shit in the street aswell?

>talks about asians
>refuse to talk about aVians
Reminder that auscunts got so utterly devastated by the flightless avian death squads that one of the armistice points was that an Emu would have to be on ausfailia coat of arms.

were you drinking vb's?

>promoting immigration to australia by showing it is superior

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whaddayatalkinabeet?

NZ is superior

Care to elaborate m8?

Ever notice how every kiwi you meet has little man syndrome and simply has to have the black kiwi flag showing somewhere to let everyone know he is a gay little cunt?

Those annoying cunts are the smartest people in new zealand because they fucking left that shithole.

Nz is the only place in the world where the brown people are cool and the white people are whiny pathetic fuckwits who are just useless cunts.

How many Australians do you see moving to NZ to live? NONE

WHERE IS THE FUCKING Q AND A BINGO!

sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/02/02/more-people-moving-new-zealand-australia-vice-versa

Chin up mate.

>born in Oz
>not a laid back Normie

Fuck me

You get all our losers just like Mexico sends all it's losers to USA

Have fun getting rekt you angry lil neet

>How many Australians do you see moving to NZ to live? NONE

Just annex them already and make them a State

Got any more ausball stuff? that one gave me a slight chuckle.

Australia is only the shitposting king because half the posters are expat kiwis

Nah fuck that m8

>Not wanting to expand the Territory of Glorious Australia

poof

There are New Zealanders in Australia who are

>Born In Australia
>Lived in Australia whole life
>Calls self Newzealander
>Goes for NZ in any rivalry sporting matches.

Its the equivalent of calling yourself a mong but not actually being a mong.

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this is true , thanks for telling me , i guess i know which country i will immigrate to

And how many americans do you see moving to australia?

Because we get lots of you guys.

>Mfw cold front ushers in the end of summer in Queensland

Feels good to finally wear a jumper for the first time this year

NGE

I'd be impressed if anyone claiming that lifestyle has ever spent a day like that. I think I have a more accurate interpretation
>Have zero exposure to the kind of Australian culture you are bragging about outside of what you've heard from other sources online
>Wake up, check iPhone
>Pick the laundry off your bed that mum laid out for you
>Put the words Cunt, Mate, Strewth etc into Sup Forums
>Get limitless admiration from American posters
>Act like you wouldn't get laughed at in any pub in Australia
>Anime

I live on the Sunshine Coast, north of Brisbane, and when I worked retail I was surprised about how many American accents I heard coming through

Probably weren't tourists either because It was just a small shop in a small suburban shopping centre

Unsure how many are Canadian and how many are American but quite a few. Pic related is home country of immigrants in the area. 5 year old stats though and It's a pretty fast growing area, there's definitely more North Americans here than there was 5 years ago.

QandA sucked yesterday

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>Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable, most of its leaders (in all fields) so lack curiosity about the events that surround them that they are often taken by surprise.

yeah for all the shit i talk about australia, i couldn't think of a better place to live. its fucking mint

>eating shitloads of food and drinking all day

How fat are you, faggot?

Have you seen an emu? fuck those things

No because were full.

we need all the white immigrants we can get, advertising on here is fine

What makes you think everyone on here is white?

>Because we get lots of you guys.

I worked at a liquor store awhile back and there was this one old Aussie guy that would always stop in and--I kid you not--buy shitloads of Fosters. Australians online claim that none of them buy it but the only Australian faggot in my small Southern Indiana town of 18k drank the shit out of it.

True story. It must truly be Australian for beer just like the advertisement claims it is.

the fact that everyone is a nazi

Maybe he drank the shit out of it because It's Australian

I can assure you that they don't even sell the stuff in regular bottle shops

I've only seen it once in my life

Cunt ive never even seen a can of fosters

Well he was an older guy (I'd wager around late 50s); maybe it used to be more popular back in the day.

>26 degrees

Basically living on the sun

it gets over 40 where i live

i used to buy it before i quit drinking

it only showed up in the last few years though

also it's 9 degrees tonight here i'm fucking freezing my ass off

mid-low 20's and sunny is god-tier weather

Maybe

>chuck a sickie the next day and spend it smoking bongs and playing dota
>get gradually more and more wasted. Sloppy shag with the woman. Wander as a group out for cricket or basketball or something

yes cunt easily relatable cooie

>it's that one scrubby sheep fucker that posts emu cuck porn in every aussie thread
How have people not pointed you out yet?

fosters is fucking garbage mate, VB or XXXX is where it's at

Mate its cause your beer is shit. By comparison a fosters is worth drinking over there.

lol

Well, he bought shitloads of it constantly I'm assuming because it's cheap as hell and Australian like that one user said.

He'd never say a word while he was in the store except for when we gave him his change/processed his debit card. He'd then slur out two drunken words "Cheerrrz, mayte" on his way out.

I thought he was British or some shit (we don't get many foreigners here in Buttfuck, Indiana so I can't differentiate between foreign Anglosphere accents) but the guy I worked with assured me that he was Australian.

>Pajeets and Chinamen are pretty much all our non-whites and they would be 30% of cities and fuck all elsewhere.

>With 89.01% of its population living in urban areas, Australia is one of the world's most urbanised countries.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Australia

>not coopers

why even live

sounds like my kinda cunt, he better not have tipped anyone, it's unaustralian

Cassowarys are legit almost as bad as niggers

>Mate its cause your beer is shit.

Nah, we sell tons of craft beer and even shit like Samual Adams is everywhere and pretty decent even compared to most Belgium/German/English imports we have. We sell more than Bud here. That's basically our version of Fosters.

And Fosters tastes like piss and is much worse than Bud. I'd equate it was Natural Ice if we're comparing it to an American beer and it's priced accordingly here.

nice pasta faggot

OMG that sounds exactly like me except the drunkenness

You don't tip cashiers here. Kek. Only bartenders and waiters (it's optional, too).

Poor cunt was dying slowly. You hastened his demise you cunt.

Pommy cunts seem to like it for some reason...

>big breakie of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and a fresh collide
>beer at breakfast
No non-subhuman does this

The rest is lazy LARP shit

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is so spot on bravo

Where do I find more of this woman naked?

I genuinely like Budweiser

Was just thinking that today. But I left the house in short shorts and a running tee, so was a bit chilly.

>>chuck a sickie the next day and spend it smoking bongs and playing dota
Dobbing you in to your boss you cunt.

Ive never tipped a person in my life, why dont you cunts pay your workers enough? sounds like some slave labor shit to me

oath cunny, its like 22 degrees atm and I'm lovin it

i wish this place was freezing all the time, keeps aboriginals and methheads indoors where they belong

Fuck euro beer, thats shit as well. Want you want is a VB, a melbourne bitter or a coopers. Now those are beers

Everyone who claims Australia has no culture most likely some anti-social neet who lives in one of the capital cities. Rural and /sorta/regional Australia is a great place to be, as long as your outgoing and friendly you'll be fine

Smashed avo on rye with scrambled egg whites eater detected...

Drinking beer and eating trash.

Either this is an odd day or youre a fat manchild.

>/sorta/regional Australia
location location

in this fucking stupid city everyone is a total cunt

you know why australians "Suckie"?

cause you sound like fucking infants when you talk.

Ciggie, breakie, coldie

fucking.....retard.......

you are not cool, so stop trying at all.

Australia is literally the country of Stacies and Chads... There is literally not a single ugly straya cunt there (i dont count poo in loos and chinks)

what do people from your islands sound like

vocaroo time

I do bacon and eggs with couscous tho

>Westfield Cultural Centre

Noice proxies Bruce!

youtube.com/watch?v=YNEcAbsfeB4

get fucked cunt

you have no idea how a caymanian sounds

well, least i get fucked, you fucking over abused hand fucking, goblin.

its called muscle fuck wit
get some
you cant get fat when u have a decent amount of muscle

no shit that's why i'm asking you what you sound like

i mean what is there to misunderstand here?

>Ive never tipped a person in my life, why dont you cunts pay your workers enough?

Waiters get paid very well due to tips. They are paid enough--they claim they make "below minimum wage" officially but if their tips don't exceed the minimum wage, they are paid accordingly.

They always do exceed minimum wage so the waiters never report how much they make in tips to their boss because then it would be taxed.

Some faggot that works at Applebees (a shitty chain) told me that he makes like 200 dollars on a decent night which is a lot of fucking money here in rural Indiana. After he told me that, I decided that I would never leave another tip again unless I frequented a certain restaurant or I was eating at an upscale establishment.

We have an odd tipping culture here and if we were to somehow do away with it, waiters would most likely be offered more than minimum wage, but as it stands now they make far more and tipping is basically North American culture by this point (they even do it in Mexico I think).

I have no idea what city your in but still understand completely, Sydney is a hole and I hated every minute of living there

melbourne and sydney are shit holes duh

yeh ok m8

>but if their tips don't exceed the minimum wage, they are paid accordingly
This seems like the sort of entitlement that would get you fired if you ever tried to claim it

When both Canada and Australia become Chinese colonies, I'm sure they'll be some sort of Communist exchange program that I can utilize.

Chucked by emus, top kek.