STOP

STOP
THE
FUCKIN
PRESS

I was gonna say

>man gets turned into pancake
>daughter dies from pancake

Hot stack attack

Flap jack attack

fuck, she's hot.

any nudes of this semen demen?

Silver dollar death collar

>fuck, she's hot.

I'd bet she is pretty cold now.

Ribs in peas.

how did she die actually?

This story made me sad.

TANJ = There Ain't No Justice

Where is your god now, theists?

she was killed by your mom

DRUMPF BTFO!

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming

Killed by Canadian cyanide
(fucking maple syrup)
Hnnnnnnng

It ain't necrophilia if the corpse is still warm.

she was a qt

Her college sorority was doing some kind of fundraiser which included a pankcake eating contest.

5 minutes in the oven should do

instead of trying to stay afloat yahoo is shitposting

drUMPF BTFO

Sorority gangbang with local pack of niggers. Pancake accident is a common euphemism for choking on too much semen.

it was an inside job

nice

I wonder if the mass media will come down on the fierce hazing culture of sororities like they did frats?

She was part of Sandy Hook shootings as well

how could one person be so unlucky?

Shame. She's a qt.

DOUGH

would eat her pancake if you know what i mean

>dies after pancake-eating contest

I bet she's not the only one on earth that died after this pancake-eating contest.

Just like gremlins, not feeding them after midnight doesn't mean shit because we're always after midnight.

Apparently there were 2 female nurses there at the competition and they were unable to save her. Pathetic.

It's like 9/11 all over again.

I chuckled. Savage dude.

Are you saying she was, 'battered' by a black?

>how did she die actually?

the other article linked earlier talked about choking

like the "watch this"-cheeseburger guy

why does Sup Forums bring race into fucking everything

more like international house of death
>note to self; watch out for pancakes

Pay heed to fag's flag and you have your answer.

>American college

Freemasons at it again, they are big into pancakes

She went to my college, enough with the posts its fucked up seeing this on Sup Forums

and no im not a shill, just sucks seeing someone you know turned into a meme

INTERESTING ARTICLE PAL, HOWEVER YOU MUST DO WHAT THE PICTURE SAYS TO WIN A LITTLE GOLD MEDALLION

I think you're going to be ok

did you at least bang it while she was still breathing? or at least once after when she stopped you fag?

Bullshit. Maple syrup can't melt heart valves.

Lol funny as hell breh

WOAH

DRUMPFT AIN'T GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS. HES FINISHED!!

Oh my fucking christ I can see it now
They didn't have a single person there that knew the Heimlich
Those dumb broads just stood there and screeched and screamed while one of their 'sisters' slowly choked to death
Fuck women

Jews did it

Does calling anyone a nigger upsets you? Cuck.

...

RIP in pieces sweet princess.

keep up with the bantz or change the channel

death by pancake, wow thats sad. I think if she was here she would find it funny.

Lol . No dude, youve got to soak the body in warm water in the tub

the jews did this.

>someone you know

stalking a hot classmate you don't have the sack to talk to doesn't count as a friendship faggot

Dumb bitch stuffed a pancake down her windpipe or something.

I was expecting sugar overdose.

F

No way he can win now.

She died in a truly american manner.

idk i think it's a tie with the guy that drove the segway off a cliff. rip guys.

Parent probably died a pancake, daughter dies to one

F

wow, death really creped up on her.

she was investigating jews and 9/11 and she knew too much so they stuffed her with pancakes

holy shit that is pathic. i wonder if they even thought to try to clear her airway or if they were just too weak. women were a mistake

>they held a candlelight vigil for somebody that od'd on pancakes

>Sacred Heart University mourns sorority sister who died after pancake-eating contest in Connecticut

this is onion tier shit

pathetic*

They were too busy clapping their hands at themselves and saying "omgomgomgomg call someone! Someone doooooo something!!!! "

>You have a family that lost their very young and very vibrant daughter, and you have the Sacred Heart University community that lost one of their students. It's just a tragic accident." "They did the best to establish an airway," Fairfield police Lt. Bob Kalamaras said in a statement. "Unfortunately, the pancake was impacted in there, in her throat, and the officers were trying to get it out."

>kappa delta
and nothing of value was lost

wow thats sad, someone died in a water drinking contest not to long ago. never get involved in contests about eating our drinking kids. that shit aint natural.

>too impacted

is that a fucking joke?

break her fucking ribs with force if you have to. that's not how pressure works

But if you do that it will decompose faster.

>Hot
>Brown Eyes

No.

you're thinking of your fleshlight user

Saudi Arabia

Fuck it- #I'MWITHWAFFLESNOW!

She needs some MILK!

i kekked out loud

Like poetry.

>t. kissless virgin

That was from cellular reverse osmosis. The cells basically burst

>Sup Forums

BAN ASSAULT PANCAKES WHEN?

and what were they playing for a tv our game system, $120 bucks. shit

IT'S HAPPENING

The girl was beautiful, popular and from an affluent family.

Its all good and well to talk shit about what you could have done with her. The reality is, she would never have so much as glanced in the general direction of your wee Irish pecker. And you know it.

>stuffed her with pancakes
Hot.

underrated

I go to a community college and take classes with dozens of women who are nurses already, looking for more educarion. The VAST majority of them are dumb as bricks.

Found the nigger

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

That would have involved touching her chest which would have resulted in the bitches charging the officer with sexual assault.

syrup was accidentally swapped out with nerve gas. happens more often than you'd think.

Why do I have the feeling that, in the process of trying to clear her airway, some fuckhead stuck their finger in and actually jammed it in further?

Great.... now I have a boner

She needed more maple seman

Two pancakes in the back of the head.

3 pancakes to the back of the head