If you have friends or family in Texas. Contact them and tell them to come home.
If you're thinking of doing business in Texas. Don't.
You guys have no fucking idea how close Texas is to collapse. Trump has already seen it. Putin has already seen it. Texas is done for. Trust me. Texas will start breaking apart THIS VERY YEAR as soon as Trump starts putting some pressure on them. And by 2018,the Lone Star State will be no more. The Lone Star State will implode. Texas will collapse. Texas will be balkanized. Texas will be a chaotic wasteland where a huge chunk of the population will starve to death. Texas is finished. If you live on the West Coast, you can expect a huge flood of Texan refugees in the coming years. Texas is RIP. Mark my words.
Luis Lee
Houston here.
Good.
Ayden Nguyen
Lol it's da April fools lol xdddddddddd
Jeremiah Reed
How did you come to this conclusion roachfriend?
Jonathan Sullivan
OK, i will do that.
Jace Ortiz
ABRIL FOOOLZ HAHAH YOU SHURE GOT ME HURHRU
Brandon Nguyen
Turk? REEEEEEEEEE GETOUT REEEEEEEE. Srsly Erdogan is a cockmuncher
Oliver Evans
Worst April fools day thread ever.
Gabriel Russell
Don't know about TX, but OK sure seems close to the edge. They are really almost out of money and they almost ran through the last of the rainy day fund.
Tyler Ward
When are you going to do the world an actual favor and take out the king shitroach? Seriously.
You need to kill Erdogan.
Lincoln Taylor
>claims to know texas is collapsing >doesn't know what the texas flag looks like
kys
Christian Brown
1492 vs 1865 Texas BTFO
Kevin Russell
On the subject of balkanization, Texas is one of the only states in the union, if not the only one, that has the legal right to do this.
We would gain more senate power basically... although we'd still be 5 states, so it probably wouldn't matter unless all 5 can actually co-operate efficiently. (Of fucking course they wouldn't)
Elijah Hernandez
That's the Chilean flag OP you absolute retard
Nathaniel Perry
>If you have friends or family in Texas. Contact them and tell them to come home.
Fuck that, leave Texas cancer in Texas, don't export it. It's as bad as illegal beaners.
Asher Smith
i mean... materially isn't Texas basically self sustaining?
Zachary Wood
MY TEXAS NOOOO!!!
William Smith
The wall gets a lot more expensive without Texas though...
Owen Rogers
Kind of. Or it used to be.
Financially it is in the current situation.
We pay D.C. more than it pays us.
Zachary Rogers
Well, I was going to make major investments in Texas but that Turkish fellow on the My Little Pony horse fucker board talked me out of it. Thank you kind stranger.
Gavin Sanders
I'm really confused at the amount of layers of irony this is on.