/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: RICE COOKER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts CEO townhall 4/4/17
youtu.be/r4kEFJWeCTc
>Pres Trump meets a sissy 4/3/17
youtu.be/kdLkoi4mTys
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #10 3/31/17
youtu.be/l_f5gtYOHhM
>Pres Trump signs EO on Trade 3/31/17
youtu.be/wREWpVaRUwo
>Pres Trump announcement w/Natl Asstn of Manufacturers 3/31/17
youtu.be/vutTHMr3NSc
>Pres Trump Joint Session "Unity and Strength"
youtu.be/LNmO0CCfbM0
>Pres Trump meets Legoland PM Rasmussen 3/30/17
youtu.be/mc-lWASlXFc
>VP Pence swears in best ally ambassador 3/29/17
youtu.be/mBTr0gXJf3w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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GOTCHA BITCH

zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-04/house-intel-panel-asks-susan-rice-testify
>inb4 Ricy pleading the FiF

I need a Trump tweet on this

>adam housley
>fox news
>reputable

stop posting literal nobodies and political hacks

Anyone inform me of the happenings?

either Adam made a typo or he needed to ad a (sic)

>Trump is president
>I don't have a 10/10 gf

uhhhhh guys? Wasn't that the whole point of meme-ing Trump?

What we was walking wabout?

>1 post by this ID

And all the shills desperately going
>BUH BUH BUH BUH WHAT ABOUT RUSSIA

To the leftist livestock still here:

You aren't special. You aren't clever. Since the beginning of /trumpgen/, we have seen -quite literally- THOUSANDS of leftist shills (just like you) enter these threads armed with clickbait narratives and an air of smug superiority, certain that they could outsmart us. Every last one of them was shit out the other end of /trumpgen/ having made no impact whatsoever.

You WILL fail, just like the rest. This is not a prediction; it's a statement of fact. You won't change any minds. No one will remember you. These threads are still going strong, which speaks volumes about the ineffectuality of past shills.

You can't argue against this, all that you can do is sarcastically dismiss it. Whether or not you choose to admit it, we both know that I'm right. No matter what you say or do, you'll be getting fucked for the next 8 years while we laugh at you. Go fuck yourself.

P.S. this post is pasta - I wouldn't waste any real time on you.

So which part is false. The part where she lied on PBS, or the part where she lied to Andrea Mitchell?

you are so fucked

Tomorrow:

I dindu nuffin, but I knew about unmasking and leaks, but it wasn't me REEEEEEEEEEEEE

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

Typically criminals are separated before interrogation, these people had the luxury, months ahead of time, to get their lies straight.

>Syrian's gassed
>Obama said he'd stop it...
>he didn't stop it
>he did not intervene during his 2 terms
>WHY ISN'T TRUMP DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
>THIS IS ALL TRUMP'S FAULT!
>IMPEACH TRUMP!
>HE IS LITERALLY HITLER!
>PUTIN... RUSSIA!
>RELEASE YOUR TAX RETURNS TUMPF!


>those eyes
too much spirit cooking

...

I actually recently got my first. Did you praise hard enough?

>Vladimir Putin had phone contact with President Trump, sources allegedly possibly say

JIZZMOP BTFO

>OMG THIS IS INSANE THEY ARE ENFORCING THE LAW OF THE LAND HELLP

>AWW HELL NAW, I DIN' LEAK NUFFIN TO NOBODY GIRL
What did she mean by this?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED RICE

Are her eyes and teeth photoshopped?

Old news but good news.

I want to believe, but I don't.

NOT THE PAJEETS

we'll worry about 2024 when we get there faggot

Fine. We'll just confirm the most tri-corner hat wearing textualist in his first year of re-election.

Madness?

shills are desperate and panicking kek

What happened?

Eliminar muy rĂ¡pido!

>Trump calls Putin to offer condolences on subway bombing - New bombshell report by the Washington Post
I-it's over. I guess they really are c-colluding. This is the end of Donald Trump's presidency.

that leftymeme is implying trump will be impeached this year

laughable

Randlet is fucking pathetic. Hes literally the only one still talking about this fake scandal.

>shills are desperate and panicking kek

>Rice did nothing wrong
>Stop talking about it

They're in CNN mode.

MADNESS?

THIS

IS

U
S
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so is rice-a-crony going to jail?

kek

I saw what you did there - you spicy bastard

>illegal immigrants
>engineers
If they were skilled laborers they wouldn't be here illegally.

Wholly crap is that girl from the jealous girlfriend meme?

Trump has churned out a lot of Executive orders this month. The media hasn't reported on any of them, so he can do whatever he wants.

HEY EXCUSE ME, DON'T LOOK AT THE NEWS OF WHAT SUSAN RICE DID. IT'S TOTALLY FALSE! RUSSIAN FAKE NEWS!!!

How do you think Tucker will be tonight?

just imagine the state of democratic playmakers in their closed door meetings

NOT HUMAN

...

At what point will they stop putting money into ShareBlue?

...

he's off tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=7BsuOswH6gc

madman

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS LIKE HARRY POTTER! WE MUST STOP HIM...
REEEEEEE

IBF comey says the fbi fully investigated the allegations and she "dindu nuffins":

We need some extreme vetting for demons now.

When George Soros and all the Rockerfellers keel over

Lynch Maya Rudolph

After Soros starts feeling the heat and flees to the EU.

Remember when Don tweeted that Obama wiretapped him and everyone thought he didn't know what he was doing?

Any news on the Muslim ban?
Any news on the wall?

Yeah, it's so obvious that Putin only set off a bomb in the subway and killed all those people to manufacture a convenient reason for Trump to call him

And now I'm sad. Well that's more of a reason to take a break from Sup Forums tonight.

Who is this?

POO IN THE LOOS ARE IN TROUBLE

Indians make up the second-largest nationality of illegal immigrants in the US. They overstay work visas.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN BOYS!

Probably something like this.

RAND PAUL 2020

>people still think trump will actually build a wall

Soros Hungarian university got its plug pulled today.

Why do mulattoes age so badly?

I can't stop laughing at your shoop

It's either Susan Rice or Maya Rudolph

We need to make a Lincoln edit out of this. Like that other pic.

comparing that photo with the one on wikipedia for her, it doesn't actually look like it. Probably gives a mean blowie

What is the chance Trump actually did something technically "wrong"? That is the only way Rice's claims would make any sense at all.

remember that time no one from the left listened to logic and facts and instead just told themselves they were right?

it doesnt matter what happened. There is no changing the mind of those who have already made theirs up

Trump has effectively turned every pundit and neighsayer into a balding Nate Silver of their own.

Wall designs are due today

...

BASED RANDLET

its fake guys

>Trump meeting with the Chink Prez on Thursday, on his turf

IS THIS SUMMIT THE BIGGEST MOMENT YET OF DONALD'S PRESIDENCY, GUISE?!?!?!?

>Any news on the Muslim ban?
>Any news on the wall?

They're slow walking the appeal of the 2nd EO, waiting until Gorsuch is on the SCOTUS. He'll be sworn in Friday.

Proposed designs for the wall are due today. Winners will be picked from that, and move onto the prototype building stage.

>recieving succ from a shapeshifting reptile
not a good plan

So, there's a sub? I'M SWITCHING TO MADDOW.

>neighsayer

They must be pretty shitty engineers if they can't find someone to sponsor their visas. My co-worker is from Poland and got his visa again last week.

BIGGER THAN WATERGATE

none

Yes, the wall is moving along on schedule actually.

Holy shit what the fuck happened to her face? Is this the lady who had a face transplant?

>See, Xi
>these motherfuckers were doing the kind of shit your people do on each other
>now I'm fucking them
>don't make me fuck you

Why do you want a blowjob from a woman that's possessed by a demon? The demon will just force her mouth to become a blender or peel the skin off your dick.

Thank you.

Mean didn't necessarily imply pleasurable, just mean user ;)

>McCain saying absolutely nothing about Susan Rice while attacking Republicans for going nuclear on Gorsuch

ALMONDS

ACTIVATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> we're not talking about Susan Rice