The weather is kinda shitty, but the wind is picking up, and the humidity is dropping. Not the best street-nogging weather, but a fine time for domestics.
>Bum vs Pigeon >"It's going to be a riot, send backup" >Mexicans stabbing everyone >A 16 year old girl DIDN'T end up raped and murdered >"caller reports woman has been laying face-down at the bus stop for 18 hours, no movement."
Benjamin Richardson
Also, for anyone visiting greater Cicongo:
Anyone wearing a grey hoodie after 8:00 p.m. is up to nothing fucking good.
Isaiah Young
Checking in, Robert. Domestics have been the order of the day, that and rousting sleeping homeless from their spots. Whole campout in front of the Discovery Store.
Jose Adams
>in fear of his life. Just another day in the neighborhood
Dominic Cook
shit will be wild tonight. Everyone's had time to sit, simmer, and shitpost on facebook at eachother. Soon, they'll come out and start cracking heads over likes and tagged photos.
Gotta love social networking.
Zachary Lewis
>"just do your best"
What in the goddamn...
Jeremiah Ward
>racking heads over likes and tagged photos. Do they really do that? I keep far away from nogs and dey culcha.
Kevin Baker
>baby daddy >has knife >trying to steal his one-year-old
Gee, wonder what color...
Lucas Rodriguez
>nigger trying to steal his baby at knifepoint ?????????????????????????????????????
Jose Roberts
I thought it was a male white. I could have misheard and that was a description on what he was wearing cause I heard something about dreadlocks
Nathan Sanchez
I went to a trade school in flint. I witnessed two groups, 10-15 nogs each, smash at eachother until the cops came because someone from one clan made a snarky comment on one of the other's facebook profiles.
Look up getto memes, the madness is real.
Charles Hall
FEMALE BLACK AND FEMALE HISPANIC ON THE CORNER FIGHTING, CROWD GATHERING
Luis Wright
Fucking. Animals.
Isaac Wood
there can be but one end to this.
Wyatt Stewart
Who's /ourgal/ here?
Gavin Perry
Also, the stream w/ the ambient music is great. Will definitely have that one on while I play something during real robert hours later.
Joseph Williams
>kid got cut at school, just calling in now
Fucking hell man...chicago bros, what was school like for ya?
Parker Cox
Play GTA 2, you can feel like a real piece of shit MALE BLACK!
Jayden Kelly
>two male black >stealing pipes >supposed to be fixing civic pluming >gonna sell it for scrap
And they fucking wonder why everything is going tits up.
Michael Cruz
>online can have a similar effect.
Joshua Jones
>6v1 at the tracks.
Michael Ross
Sanctuary Cities are bad news, they hide more nasty things then just Gangs.....
Well, look who's peeked in on our comfy little pow-wow. Evening, A5, will we have another post from you to look forward to tonight?
Julian Diaz
Abridged list of stuff from today:
>Dispatch has allergies (get well soon) >PT cruiser suspected in shooting >how many cops and dispatchers does it take to get a car towed? >U-Haul blocking traffic >woman macing people at train station, no units responded >64 y/o wanted to jump out a window >man breaks out of window with a knife, gf caller says >homeless guy wont leave >cops disabled car, now they need it moved >security guard fought against thief, officers need his photo and information >(took like 3 minutes of airtime) >"YEAH IT WAS A BLACK GUY WITH A WHITE GUY" >tons of mics having issues >caller says "everyone" was shooting at him at the corner >woman attacked with knife, attacker is still hanging out at crime scene >construction crew dumps something in the middle of the road, causes traffic jam >male black hiding behind dumpster, likely shooter from earlier >caller says her daughter is being attacked by classmates including a mother >squirrels fucking around, call animal control
Ryan Butler
Hey anons. I'm still out and about right now but I just wanted to stop in and say hi. If mods ever give these threads the oven, go to 2chon.org.
Sebastian Reed
>woman macing people at train station, no units responded
>need a no lyrics version of cops theme to try for ambience
Daniel Jones
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Josiah Rodriguez
I donated some of my tax returns to a disabled navy vet who lost both his hands in a training : ( accident last night
Thinking about donating some to CPD, though it is kinda self serving because I like the idea of CPD getting more resources to make south chicago more safe to go to White Sox games.
Hudson Hall
>Hop online after work >CTRL+F "cpd" >1 result with 30 posts Well done, lads.
Thanks for the pregame highlight reel user.
Samuel Nelson
>though it is kinda self serving I donated because I want Robert to survive to continue the fight against the dark hordes. There is no true charity without some sort of self interest, even if that self interest is good feels.
James Peterson
>Countposting is already in effect I see most of the gang is here! This is going to be a comfy episode, I can tell.
Anthony Ross
Such is the way of it, really.
You think all those bleeding hearts and tumbrinas cry and moan for the rights of gays/helecopters/brown people because they actually give a fuck? No, they just want to get their tender little ego's stroked.
Kudos for at least being up front about a self-serving kindness. Makes all the difference, and robert still gets the support.
Noah Martinez
>White Sox there's being a loyal fan, and then there's masochism
Luke Rodriguez
We're small, but dedicated.
Might not be around for most of pregame, but I am hoping to drop back for RRH, have to see. It's been kinda slow, but it's still chicago.
In to the long dark hours again, robert, pleasure to have you around the campfire.
Brayden Taylor
Using the last bits of daylight to work in my garden. I will get comfy with you Roberts when I get back
Thomas Bennett
>shooting at helicopters >with handguns
Every day, we move closer to Somalia.
Jonathan Reyes
It's the worst kind of narcissism, lazy entitled people who want to be thought of as these paragons of enlightened morality without actually putting in the work. Disgusts me to no end.
Sebastian Clark
>That filename Fucking truth. We are buzzards of schadenfreude.
>pleasure to have you around the campfire. Likewise. I'll be looking for your casing-tallying upholstered vampire posts come 10PM.
Camden Scott
I'm a canadian and so unversed in the baseball universe, would that be equivalent to being a Toronto Maple leaf fan?
Charles Clark
skylinebro has checked in.
Carter Roberts
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH >THAT IS TWO FIVES, WHICH IS TEN >TEN SHOTS >AH AH AH
Hunter Morales
>Kudos for at least being up front about a self-serving kindness. >It's the worst kind of narcissism I try to live a life of philosophic pragmatism. There is a time for good deeds, and a time when I am able to offer assistance in those times. By acknowledging in advance that I'm doing what I'm doing at least in part to get something out of it, I can contribute without being a seeker of virtue, or having my already-considerable ego stroked. that sort of thing is the junk-food of the soul
I meant to tell you this post was PERFECT and I capped it to share its glory with future Roberts,
Logan Perry
>antiviolence march
I doubt it'll stay that way
Ayden James
>SHOTS FIRED
>..a march? wat? I missed something here.
Ethan Nguyen
>anti violence march
I'm gonna laugh my fucking ass off if they get rolled.
>guy in road, running in circles, shouting "i'm going to stop you"
When larping gets too dank...
>two female hispanic >fighting, drunk >one got bottle-cracked >one in white shirt, the other no shirt
10 goddamn 4
Anthony Watson
>>one in white shirt, the other no shirt *unzips dick* female on female violence really gets my cogs a joggin. the skankier the better.
Henry Perry
I am both pleased and ashamed, as are all the crows lurking on the edges of radio Chicago.
Sebastian Price
>Nog trying to return stolen merch for a refund NOT SO FAST, TYRONE.
...did he just say "the DOG might be intoxicated"?
Jayden Garcia
Welcome to chicongo motherfucker.
Grayson Robinson
Right, yeh. manhole covers. utility poles. sewergrabbers. bewilderment withdrawn, I remember now
>MALE BLACK punches a latina in the face and pushed her into a car BROAD DAYLIGHT KIDNAPPING!
Christian Russell
>male black >punched female hispanic in the face >dragged into car >kidnapping call
Cultural appropriation indeed.
Jose Ortiz
>Cultural appropriation indeed. NIGGA'S GON APPROPRIATE DAT ASS!
Ryan Foster
>kids playing with a ball >getting mouthy >called cops
Ok, i get it, but what old biddy called that in, honestly?
Chase Baker
>Hispanics fighting with syringes
Nicholas Gutierrez
In a sane neighborhood, grams would just call down the street and their dad would have two spankings waiting for them, one for the stop sign, and one for not minding their elders.
A FUCKING SYRINGE FIGHT!!!
Leo Foster
Come on guys, units watch your keys! :3
Parker Murphy
You just teargas those fuckers, you don't get fucking near any of that. Needle fight, honestly...
meanwhile, you're right, it was another world when it was irish and polish minorities.
Anthony Phillips
Can you guys tell me what the banana gas tank thing is about? i wasnt here for it, just started looking at these threads yesterday
Brayden Hall
Good evening, Roberts. I'm ready for a /comfy/ evening of listening to nigs nog.
Gavin Fisher
Some upstanding midnight-americans were thinking in progressive and dynamic ways, the exact sort of thing this country needs. These young heroes discovered a way to cut a car's emissions by almost 100%! You see, if you stuff banana peels in a gas tank, the car will rapidly choke on enrichment, and eliminate all emissions!
Truly, this is the change and diversity this country truly needs.
Thomas Thomas
>.223 rifle rounds
yeeee nigguh!
Christopher Davis
...
Ryan Collins
>combination of 5.56 and .223 all over the place
"YO NIGGA CHECK OUT MY ASSAULT RIFLE" is probably what came out of that dude's mouth when he bought it
Bentley Hill
niggetry is indeed stranger than fiction
Zachary Cox
Ok lads, have to go for now...may be back around midnight or so, count the shells for me robert.
Xavier Thomas
Thats the best one posted, yet. Lol
Thomas Long
You the baker from last night?
Jonathan Gomez
See ya. shells shall be counted. >AH AH AH
Cooper Smith
>ONE shot fired
making hay while the sun shines today. sheeit.
Austin Gutierrez
Some sheboon was putting banana peels in a guy's gas tank.
Nolan Torres
>kids thrown into sewer
Easton Torres
>threw two kids in the sewer !!!!
Eli Bell
thank you based OP
Elijah Stewart
>10 gangbangers getting ready to fight
Eli Morgan
don't forget the dude who hear arabic through his wall
Daniel Morris
SHOTS FIRED
Tyler Robinson
PERSON SHOT
INSIDE A U-HAUL TRUCK
I N S I D E
A
U - H A U L
Jace Davis
easy body disposal
Henry Phillips
Do any /CPD/ Veterans remember some of the incidents that happen last year? Here are some of the ones I remember. >nog trying to drag women into the sewage drainage system. >human remains found across the city. >a actual Chicago cop in the threads with us. >katana wielding nogs fighting for their daimio
Cooper Russell
It's a mobile kill truck, roger better fuck out
Camden Lewis
when do robert hours start?
Parker Barnes
>kids throwing bricks off the roof of a convenience store
Robert Richardson
11 PM EST, 10 PM Chicago time
Asher Perez
This is why I don't need to watch TV anymore.
Isaac Peterson
thx user may your keys be checked
Kayden Lopez
>91 days until July 4th
Jordan Brown
>lost 5 year old with machine gun
Luis Price
I usually go camping at the lake away from internet on the 4th... :(
Daniel Gomez
I wish Chicago could setup body cam live streams, I'd never sleep again.
Leo Edwards
How do you think the cops would feel knowing that there's 600+ autists listening to them?
Ayden Howard
best idea ever
Jackson Ortiz
one was on last night for about 20 mins. He is a CPD day cop exrobert.
