You fucking Autists did it now

>can't a SJW make a living anymore?
Shia sells ONE ticket for his new release
google.com/amp/variety.com/2017/film/news/shia-labeouf-man-down-box-office-1202022472/amp/

And the person that saw it went alone

Apologize now Sup Forums

>one ticket

That sounds about right. Who are his "fans"?

He hasn't really had a career for about a decade now.

I doubt it was a fan, it was probably a movie reviewer or critic that had to watch it for their job.

As a southerner I watched lawless. Tried to tell coworkers to check it out and they refused because this guy was in it :(

What did you mean by this ?

I am going to die from laughter

This is too much. Maybe god really is on our side

>Went alone

We know someone on Sup Forums is a fan

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>Maybe god really is on our side
He is. And his name is Kek.

Shia continues to get BTFO on all grounds.

Fury was kinda okayish.

brit/pol/s travel in groups of 3.

Mfw

>mfw it was the user who captured the flag
>mfw he draped it over the movie screen
>mfw the entire movie is seen with the words HE WILL NOT DIVIDED imprinted in the middle
>mfw nobody else is there to witness it
>mfw user observes courtesy rules and doesn't pull his phone out to record it
>mfw user would have gotten busted for piracy, trespassing and theft

>one ticket
its better than nothing.

>forgot image

lmao, ONE ticket? seriously? jesus christ thats just sad. i almost feel bad

he divided us

>post yfw it was just shia who went to see it

Stop picking on the britbongs.
So what if pulling out of the EU destroyed their economy and only one guy could afford a ticket? We all make mistakes. Giant, orange, balding, piss fetishist mistakes.

>make a bad movie
>only one person goes to see it

next time you should make a good movie instead

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What?

>what if our shoulders rub
And sit precisely two seats apart at all times

>We all make mistakes

Obama will go down as a place holder.

The one ticket was Shia himself.

Pic relevant.

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Do you think he will divide the money up?

Probably was his mom

How could anyone live with a name that literally means "the beef"?

What about the no singles policy? Maybe they let his falcon in for free. Or maybe if you bring an anvil you can bypass the rule.

> One ticket
How did that person get around the no singles policy? I have to bring my mother to every movie I see since the Batman shooting

that's what you get for not having an anti-single policy

It's pretty sad when the only thing you've done right in your life is star in a Transformers movie.

it was shia leBeouf watching it alone with his flag

>Hillary's campaign was too smart for the uneducated voter
>Obama has an "intellectual stammer" because he's just so smart

He was also in Goonies and indiana Jones

>0000
That is a powerful curse

>It launches on DVD and Blu-ray next month

Who buys these and why??

>goonies

This is bait

crystal skull sucked, and I think it was all lefags fault.

>1 ticket sold
>1 is not evenly divisible by any other number

I guess they really won't be devidied

i didn't even know he had a new movie. blame marketing

It was fun messing with him and everything but...jesus this is sad. He's surpassed even Brendan Frasiers level of JUSTness

Yeah maybe if your idea of okay is gargling Jewish semen for 2 hours

smug Ai-chan is cute! CUTE!

This is the first time Ive heard of this policy

Is it just in America?

That is just the stupidest thing, no wonder cinema is dying a long slow agonizing death

Is Shia still in England after his last HWNDU failure or has he departed to his Finland cuckshed yet? Because if the first option is the case, that would explain a lot.

>not so fast
He had millions in free publicity fighting Trump and the will of Kek

Good, cinema deserves to die a slow and painful death.

>tfw more people watched his streams than this movie

JUST

Is it a new transformers movie? God those things keep getting more horrible...

What happened to the discord channel on season 5? :O

Yea, american cinemas are set up for couples and people find the sight of a man watching a movie alone ti be distasteful and possibly either a pedophile who is there to abduct kids or a shooter.
Usually you stay putside the theater and look for other singles and pair up.
The downside is that sometimes you have to coin flip to decide on who gets to see what movie. I had to go to Beauty and the Beast instead of Logan

that's where you're wrong, kiddo!

THIS JUST IN

Give an irishman to fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach an irishman to fish, and his whole country will starve

Can talented film anons put together a B rated made for TV special about the capture the flag autists?

what the fuck is that thing?

its illegal to go watch a movie all by yourself in your shithole countries?

Yeah but the delicious crab legs are worth having to hire a movie buddy. And if you have an anvil, free crab cracker.

i still dont get it, the cinema wont sell you tickets if you're alone? or are they even going to arrent you?

arrest*

>I wish
They'll just fuck it up

>Sup Forums doesn't realize Shia will wear this like a badge of honor because he's doing it to get twee indie cred in spite of his heavily corporatized celebrity upbringing

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What kind of bumfuck state does this rule apply to??

Top kek

Depends on your cinema provider. Sometimes you can just bluff like "my gf is already in there" but by the time you get to the public shower they have usually checked your record and see you have no gf. Then they either pull you out or give you a mandatory Willy paddling.

It depends. People have been arrested trying to commit a crime on corporate property. Many theaters share a holding area with Wal Mart and can lock you uom

Its a Sup Forums meme.

Cinemas are a bit odd in anglo countries. Sometimes they have a no-singles policy, and often they have shower rooms.

The best things about the HWNDU threads were the obvious posts by shia and the ability to BTFO of him so easily. It was hilarious.

>Sometimes they have a no-singles policy
>and often they have shower rooms.
WTF

I may live in a jungle but at least I don't have this

>INB4 thats because you don't have movie theaters

come on out Luke, we know you're here. how was the movie?

>all these garbage Sup Forums memes

One single ticket. I think that qualifies for a Guinness World Record. Lamest Movie Opening EVER!

Stupid Sup Forums meme

>in limited U.K. release
That's terrible punctuation. It's 'UK' not 'U.K'.
For fuck's sake. Why is this cunt in my country?
I want to deck the wanker. Proper sort the twat. He needs a decent slap.
Swear down. Fucking hell. I'll have the bastard.

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more tickets than any of you autists ever sold literAlly kyss

c'mon shia. don't be butthurt.

you retards realize this is a publicity stunt?

This smells of money laundering.

Notice how every article conveniently ignores production cost.

>>Sup Forums doesn't realize Shia will wear this like a badge of honor because he's doing it to get twee indie cred in spite of his heavily corporatized celebrity upbringing
Ywee indoe cred isn'ty one ticket. One ticket is fuck all.

Shi was a meme here for a while (just do it etc( but he is no longer a meme. He's a lolcow.

Lolcows have a longer shelf life than memes.

I'd advise him to GTFO out the public eye and social media for two years so everyone forgets, then come back with the bitchingest art film anyone has ever seen. he should spend two years reading scripts and only choose at the end.

Otherwise he's crying those lolmilk tears for a while. Which is fine, this is like trolling Tom Green turned up to 11.

Hey Shia

Sorry breh meant for

It's why we need to keep waging a holy war in the name of Kek. Our every victory gives us more to savour.

umm what?

hawhaw,,sweet norse user

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can't stop winning

Lel

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He lost his indie cred when he plagiarized tho

DELET!

Limited Release.


sells one ticket.

RARE

is it just me, or is shia wearing a ton of makeup in that picture?

he looks like a corpse

>u r a le jew XD