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Shia Lebouf's new film makes £7 at Box office
He had a new film?
millions? or just plain 7
What the fuck is that
>Belle beats Smurfs and the boss babe, but ghost in the shell and whatever whatever
Some emo teenagers poetry competition entry?
He will not divide us (from our money)
Just plain old 7.00
Movie name?
Is it about his falling into an existential crisis while fighting futilely against a hydra-head of internet trolls?
>"Man down"
It sold one fucking ticket
I sincerely hope that some of my countrymen will find a way to troll him in a way that will permanently and irreparably break his spirit once and for all during his upcoming visit.
Every one of us will be on stand by.
Ylilauta was already gathering volunteers for meme warfare.
It's going to be spördö.
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Let's just pirate his movie repeatedly. First he'll be pissed we're pirating it. We persist. Eventually he'll think it's an underground cult hit. He'll make more movies just like it. They'll bomb.
All because 50 of us pirated his movie 20k times.
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kek wills it
deus vult
shia doesn't deserve this. say what you want about the guy, but he is a good actor.
hi shia
Fantastic
if hes such a good actor why is this the first result
Lol dam
>say what I want about the guy
He's a shitty d-list actor who has no future.
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shia is a good actor. he's just eccentric in real life. most geniuses are weird.
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>His mother is from an Ashkenazi Jewish ...
>most geniuses are weird
you are definitely shia shitposting on the 4channel waiting for hwndu raids arent you?
Lol cuck
>GitS loses out
Good. Fuck the US movie industry.
KEK!
I'm sure he will say it was "art" and he only wanted 1 viewer though
shia is doing great things with #hwndu and other projects. got to give props when they are due.
he's truly ahead of the curve.
Because it was bad. You should feel insulted. It's not Dragon Ball Evolution tier though
shia please, nobody is falling for it. we know its you
i could stand you in transformers when you were younger, but you are washed up now. you're like Macaulay Culkin
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tHE FUCK DID i JUST WATCH
real talk, what is actually wrong with shia? like what exactly is his deal?
Macaulay Culkin is a good actor as well. so I don't get where you going with this bong.
Did it open in one cinema only?
>likes shia
>likes a heroin addict
>vevo
>noisey
shit tier taste
GET OUT
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Checked.
How does that even work?
ULTRA JUST
7 pounds of what?
funny because some burgers will actually read it this way
>shit tier taste
you sound like a pleb. you like the ordinary I like the eccentric.
It opened in a single theater in the UK, and one person payed to see it. Its legit you can google it.
>eccentric
>vevo
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We're growing on him.
>he's a good actor
he was*
>made hundreds of thousands of dollars in US release
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this thread isnt about the shitty US
Fuck me that movie made me cry like a bitch.
It also gave me my first red pill on women.
I do believe this qualifies for a Guinness World Record- Lamest Movie Opening EVER!
just since has put acting on the back burner doesn't mean his acting skills have gone to shit.
Fury proves that.
Shiafags are the least logical people in the world. Can't get any worse.
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sorry fags, i tried to return the ticket, they woont let me. thought it was a ticket for a mel gibson movie
What if I don't have space for 20k copies on my computer? It seems wasteful to download them just to delete them.
The movie is supposed to be a VOD release film and you people are falling for Jewish marketing tricks. Pol should be ashamed (but who am I kidding, it's the same place that served as useful idiots to make those gamergate bitches rich)
wow thats a discount price. the movies in England are so fucking expensive.
I feel like the 1 ticket sale was some dude who just wanted to see a movie and thought the title sounded interesting.
Someone needs to sort that quote out
I do agree that Macaulay can be a good actor. He also has some sort of eccentric charisma that makes me like him even when I know he threw his life in the shitter for no good reason. Shia never starred in a Christmas classic, now did he?
a 7 pound shit, that's a big shit!
You are a bluepilled normie newfag or you are a shill. Either way, fuck off.
can one of you faggots please post the movie budget so we can see how much of a flop it was?
7 is the number of kek
>using duckduckgo
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what's in the box-office?
5'9''
LOL
JUST IN: FOOTAGE OF SHIA'S MOVIE PREMIER
Someone make a manlet meme with Shia that says he's 5'9'' and with Trump and it says he's 6'3'' and he has a Pepe face
It was surprisingly good for a movie that did horribly in theaters.
lookup robert downey junior's height
i dare you
Is this serious? How can a movie make only 7 pounds in a day?
what's wrong with that? i'm 5'10 and im taller than all my friends and most people i meet
Kek. It was probably Shia that purchased that ticket
King of the Manlets
You have to go back, Pedro
just wear wedges like robert downey jr, noone will know
kek
>he says, fellating US culture on a US website
It was kind of corny
why would i care if they know 5'10 isnt even short in fact my mom always talks about how tall i am and asks me to get stuff down for her that she cant reach
Witnesses say the ticket was purchased by a man in a suit who loudly laughed through the film while smoking a cigar.
that's not a real movie it's just a meme someone made in relation to the op post
>mfw doctor expects me to be at least 6'5
feelsgoodman
that's actually depressing
i wouldn't be surprised if he commited suicide
i commissioned this.
Thank you Kek.
Source?
I want to believe.