Shia Lebouf's new film makes £7 at Box office

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He had a new film?

millions? or just plain 7

What the fuck is that
>Belle beats Smurfs and the boss babe, but ghost in the shell and whatever whatever

Some emo teenagers poetry competition entry?

He will not divide us (from our money)

Just plain old 7.00

Movie name?

Is it about his falling into an existential crisis while fighting futilely against a hydra-head of internet trolls?

>"Man down"

It sold one fucking ticket

I sincerely hope that some of my countrymen will find a way to troll him in a way that will permanently and irreparably break his spirit once and for all during his upcoming visit.

Every one of us will be on stand by.

Ylilauta was already gathering volunteers for meme warfare.
It's going to be spördö.

THE MOST POWERFUL NUMBER

Let's just pirate his movie repeatedly. First he'll be pissed we're pirating it. We persist. Eventually he'll think it's an underground cult hit. He'll make more movies just like it. They'll bomb.

All because 50 of us pirated his movie 20k times.

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kek wills it

deus vult

shia doesn't deserve this. say what you want about the guy, but he is a good actor.

hi shia

Fantastic

if hes such a good actor why is this the first result

Lol dam

>say what I want about the guy
He's a shitty d-list actor who has no future.

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shia is a good actor. he's just eccentric in real life. most geniuses are weird.

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>His mother is from an Ashkenazi Jewish ...

>most geniuses are weird

you are definitely shia shitposting on the 4channel waiting for hwndu raids arent you?

Lol cuck

>GitS loses out

Good. Fuck the US movie industry.

KEK!

I'm sure he will say it was "art" and he only wanted 1 viewer though

shia is doing great things with #hwndu and other projects. got to give props when they are due.

he's truly ahead of the curve.

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Because it was bad. You should feel insulted. It's not Dragon Ball Evolution tier though

shia please, nobody is falling for it. we know its you

i could stand you in transformers when you were younger, but you are washed up now. you're like Macaulay Culkin

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tHE FUCK DID i JUST WATCH

real talk, what is actually wrong with shia? like what exactly is his deal?

Macaulay Culkin is a good actor as well. so I don't get where you going with this bong.

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Did it open in one cinema only?

>likes shia
>likes a heroin addict
>vevo
>noisey

shit tier taste

GET OUT

REEEEEEEE

Checked.

How does that even work?

ULTRA JUST

7 pounds of what?

funny because some burgers will actually read it this way

>shit tier taste

you sound like a pleb. you like the ordinary I like the eccentric.

It opened in a single theater in the UK, and one person payed to see it. Its legit you can google it.

>eccentric
>vevo

kek

newfag

We're growing on him.

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he's a good actor

add a little more to the discussion Australia

>he's a good actor

he was*

>made hundreds of thousands of dollars in US release

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10/10

this thread isnt about the shitty US

Fuck me that movie made me cry like a bitch.

It also gave me my first red pill on women.

I do believe this qualifies for a Guinness World Record- Lamest Movie Opening EVER!

just since has put acting on the back burner doesn't mean his acting skills have gone to shit.

Fury proves that.

Shiafags are the least logical people in the world. Can't get any worse.

furry*

sorry fags, i tried to return the ticket, they woont let me. thought it was a ticket for a mel gibson movie

What if I don't have space for 20k copies on my computer? It seems wasteful to download them just to delete them.

The movie is supposed to be a VOD release film and you people are falling for Jewish marketing tricks. Pol should be ashamed (but who am I kidding, it's the same place that served as useful idiots to make those gamergate bitches rich)

wow thats a discount price. the movies in England are so fucking expensive.

I feel like the 1 ticket sale was some dude who just wanted to see a movie and thought the title sounded interesting.

Someone needs to sort that quote out

I do agree that Macaulay can be a good actor. He also has some sort of eccentric charisma that makes me like him even when I know he threw his life in the shitter for no good reason. Shia never starred in a Christmas classic, now did he?

a 7 pound shit, that's a big shit!

You are a bluepilled normie newfag or you are a shill. Either way, fuck off.

can one of you faggots please post the movie budget so we can see how much of a flop it was?

7 is the number of kek

>using duckduckgo
lost

what's in the box-office?

5'9''
LOL

JUST IN: FOOTAGE OF SHIA'S MOVIE PREMIER

Someone make a manlet meme with Shia that says he's 5'9'' and with Trump and it says he's 6'3'' and he has a Pepe face

It was surprisingly good for a movie that did horribly in theaters.

lookup robert downey junior's height

i dare you

Is this serious? How can a movie make only 7 pounds in a day?

what's wrong with that? i'm 5'10 and im taller than all my friends and most people i meet

Kek. It was probably Shia that purchased that ticket

King of the Manlets

You have to go back, Pedro

just wear wedges like robert downey jr, noone will know

kek

>he says, fellating US culture on a US website

It was kind of corny

why would i care if they know 5'10 isnt even short in fact my mom always talks about how tall i am and asks me to get stuff down for her that she cant reach

Witnesses say the ticket was purchased by a man in a suit who loudly laughed through the film while smoking a cigar.

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that's not a real movie it's just a meme someone made in relation to the op post

>mfw doctor expects me to be at least 6'5
feelsgoodman

that's actually depressing

i wouldn't be surprised if he commited suicide

i commissioned this.

Thank you Kek.

Source?
I want to believe.