/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Post your guns, anons

CHECK YO KEYS !!!

so when does it get good?

Kings are getting memed by the Oilers, Robert is hot tonight... Today's a good day.

What's up, Roberts?

Goodnight Roberts, remember to always check your keys

oh it's getting good

REAL ROBERT HOURS SOON

Car enticing cops to chase. That's newish.

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Who's up for some bingo? Robert's just come on

Nigs you think?

>2004 Honda
niggers confirmed

It's Chicago. Do you even have to ask?

>they were chasing a crazy driver, sex unknown
>crazy driver
youtube.com/watch?v=MNHoWdid7ag

Does anyone listen to this during the day? If so, does anything interesting ever happen or do the crazies stay inside until nightfall?

It's interesting full time. Anons just don't have time to talk about it during the day usually. I listen all day, though.

>2 curfews
what did he mean by that

Not really.

wouldn't hurt to vacuum

we should actually play one of these bingos and mark stuff off

I only listen when it's primetime and I'm sick of the shills that shit up the place. /CPD/ is confirmed comfy.

>another new card
yuuuusssss

Chiraq's Trump Tower is aesthetic as fuck.

It's always interesting but it does taper off during the day. You hear a TON of detectives requesting evidence technicians during the day. I guess the shit goes down in RRH and then the detectives pick up the pieces the next day.

Well there's some wild spics out and about too.

kek

high traffic area

Trump's building in Chiraq is classy.

This is true. It was a Honda, too....
This makes me wonder.

we Robert now

I listen from like noon-4pm; I've posted abridged lists of what goes on in the early threads the past two days. It's a lot of

>someone blocking traffic
>suspicious person
>homeless refusing to leave
>talking about tips about earlier shootings
>etc.

But there are some interesting things. I can listen to stuff at work so it keeps me awake.

thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=n45pOUs3rP4

Western stop?

Niggas rollin in some fresh adidas tonight!

I love seeing it every day. Makes me happy.

I did over the weekend a little, every call was due to mental issues, also quite a few people being naked to removing clothes.

>car sex
hot

GROUP SEX IN VEHICLE BABY

>having sex in the vehicles(plural)
hot.

No, Halsted, but nice catch on the line.

People fucking in car, cop responds immediately

Western blue line is elevated

>they are fucking doggy style between two truck-beds
l-lewd

>Makes me happy.
It really does.

Sex in car

caller wants Robert to talk her her boyfriend, ask why he can't last that long.


(car sex caught on CCTV cameras, ah those were the days)

There's also Western Orange Line.

Good morning, /Robert/

Tfw here in Miami there's nothing crazy going on. No crime here means I can listen to Robert and watch LA get worked by the Oilers. Comfy.

>basketball

it's less interesting during the day, more technical stuff.

>Not watching the Cubs game
Are you dedicated to this thing or not?

Good morning

>smokin weed and yelling in the parking lot

Dispatcher just had a meltdown mid sentence

There's a cubs game tonight? I don't follow sports. could that change the mood tonight?

>i don't think it's gonna be ours

She really didn't give a fuck about that call

>smoking weed and yelling in the parking lot

Send in the Marines.

Nigga I only watch hockey. Makes long shifts at the station a bit better. Too bad our dispatchers aren't sassy like Chi's.

Now why would you yell in the parking lot while you are smoking weed? Discretion is key.

There was a hostage situation on a bus two days ago, user.

sheeeeiiiiittttt

Eh, could have people drunk coming out of bars and the event yeah.

I was wondering that earlier. There were a lot of shootings around the time they scored two points but it could be nothing.

Which zone? I'm listening to city 1 and Zone 4.

>on the bus
No one of value there user.

I only take orange to get to mdw

When the dro hit you too hard bruh

sounds like something the religion of peace would do

Well fucking do it somewhere where you won't get the cops called on you.
>niggers

>drunk white girl knocking on doors and screaming

Sounds like a good time to me.

Girls Gone Wild: Chicago

There's nothing of value in the whole city, but it's still fun.
Nah this was just an ornery dindu

what did he want?

Cubs just won so let's see if gunshots start coming in.

Spics with a gun in untagged minivan!

RIP, i guess i missed the interesting stuff

Never found out. It seemed to get resolved kind of quickly like maybe his heart wasn't fully in it.

>museums n' sheet
Yeah, it's really just a waste. Gives us a good conversation topic though.

That spells drive by

>Cubs just won
yeeeee, nigguh, cubs won lets kill some niggas

They also ND into the air as "celebration"

Please be MS-13. I'd love for us to break a national news story first here.

>when your girlfreind breaks up with you so you start a hostage situation

>bullshit mission

>They also ND into the air as "celebration"
I guess that's where the Iraq part of chiraq comes from. 7.62 fireworks for everything.

He just wanted to visit his Dad in prison.

From last thread:
pic related is Jordan Martell
A call came in saying she was threatening to hurt/kill herself.
If you're able/so inclined, she's easily found on FB; message her and ask her not to do it.
The subject has been raised of doing our part to do good within the confines of the law, she may be an SJW liberal commie, but if there's help for her, she should get it instead of killing herself.

>tfw you live in a white suburb an hour away from the carnage and get to witness it live whenever you want just by driving there

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BULLSHITTY MISSION

She looks like the world would be better off without her. She can't blow her nose properly, why live?

Your gun laws are restrictive to the point where being that close to it doesn't seem fun anymore.

>black car with halogen lights
...uh, most cars have halogen lights. LEDs and HIDs are still becoming standard.

>that excited Robert

This is the kind of bullshit that gets people killed. Please, PLEASE don't message her saying anything stupid. Please, let's do good for the world for once.

>5 MALE BLACK GANGERS HARASSING THE CALLER
>THROWING BOTTLES AT THE CALLER
>RED JACKET MALE BLACK HAS THE GUN

5 male blacks with gun, gang members

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