The United States Military

> Hey you, degenerate. Yeah, I'm talking to you. What the fuck are you doing? Sitting around here jerking off to cartoon girls, taking breaks to walk to your parents kitchen and make a snack to shovel down your throat. Then you return to your cave to continue jerking off to cartoon girls, and spouting off about bullshit. Perhaps it's time to go for a trip, to the God Emperors Freedom Camp for Big Boys.


Our Commander and Chief, Donald Trump has demanded that the United States bolster it's ranks of the world's most powerful military with strong young men who are ready to help Make America Great Again, and equipting them with the world's best technology and weaponry to completely annihilate our enemies. The filthy chinks across the globe are building up for a showdown and we have to be there to send those slope-eyed sons of bitches packing! Meanwhile, the annihilation of ISIS is in full swing, with Americas elite on the ground rooting out every Islamic Jihadist that can take a bullet... Or a Drone strike!

Men just like you at this very moment are slaughtering America's enemies and building a brighter tomorrow for our families. Why not you? Someone's gotta kill our enemies and with the new flexibility the Pentagon has, THERE IS GONNA BE A LOT OF KILLIN!

If you plan on joining, what branch do you wish to join? Which job do you desire? Do you want to fight, or support?

> ARMY
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zRsxBVMwFoU

> NAVY
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> AIR FORCE
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> MARINES
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> SPECIAL FORCES
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I'm ready to defend this Republic if a war begins.

That being said, I'm only joining if we get attacked or go to war with someone.

The military is for nigger faggots

Our military is full of women and fags and I have yet to see Trump change that.

>inb4 Mad Dog Mattis

He is a suspected homosexual and isn't even married at his age for fucks sake.

I might join again for the tank combat

I was the tank driver who drove the tanks we sold to the iraqis

I felt very cucked, thanks onigger

This could be any of you!

I have fatigue issues, I sleep 14+ hours a day. Would I be able to join? I could just suck it up, but I would look visibly drowsy the entire time.

Now that I think about it you probably wouldn't be able to answer this question.

PFC user who joined last Febuary and got stationed in Korea. You'll love it, and I joined as a leap of faith that Trump would win. So it's great seeing him at the top of your chain of command.

They would correct your 'fatigue issues' in 3 days.

Hey another military thread. Sage goes in all fields

Don't be a bitch and that guy that everyone hates and you're good user.

What part Iraq you were in?

>I was the tank driver who drove the tanks we sold to the iraqis
the same ones ISIS drove about in

Is he sweating balls the entire time he's in that uniform or is it designed to not be a complete furnace? Because it looks like he's sweating balls so fuck that.

Fuck any military that has faggots and trannies openly serving in it. It's a laughingstock and so is our country until we clean house.

Am I a cuck if I won't join the military because my mom would be devastated and probably become severely depressed due to me being away all the time? She has no friends or husband or family who cares about her besides me. If it wasn't for her I would apply for OCS in a heartbeat

I'll fight for this country, not for zog or our faggy government.

The putinbots are heavy in this thread.

Fucking piece of shit faggot I did 9 years already.

>tfw provided security for a shit load of gear that we found out got "lost" to ISIS a month later

Feels bad, I'd reenlist if the Corps goes back to its raider days however

This makes me think it's not for me.

I probably would be the bitch that everyone hates.

I think I'm going to wait until war breaks out and the US does a big push for manpower, then scrags like me might be of some use.

One of the CIA's weaponized memes, I see.

do americans really let niggers in their military?

how backwards

c'mon femanons
You'll get to see your first penis

>1 post by this ID
kill yourself

Sorry user I'm fucking 35 and have mountains of student loan debt. Kill some commies for me

hey man some niggers are great

>muh shills

Fucking animefag

I joined up with my State's Army National Guard.

Gonna use the free tution and fees to get my Masters.

I signed up as an 11b. Debating leaving my wife and going out for our SF unit.

Whoooooo the fuck knows!?

>mfw they didn't cure me of my autism
>mfw I still have chink cartoon porn on my phone
Should I just kill myself?

The military needs some natural born killers. Somebody has to be the first to pull the trigger and get things going

>leaving your wife

fucking degenerate

Stop masturbating and watching anime. If you are smoking pot stop that too.

If you don't stop those things you don't really want to change.

I'm a small guy and would rather not deal with the ridicule. Everyone in the military seems fuckhuge.

That's disturbing.

I'm actually jerking off to Japanese webcam girls.

user, you at Osan? I got a buddy in Osan.

>Retired Vet here
>living the comfy life


Look at all the branches, they all have pros/cons, also look into ROTC scholarship programs(often they'll have certain jobs that are guaranteed a full scholarship if you keep your grades up). I recommend Air Force Air Crew personally though.

you're in good hands with Maddog.

I am currently in the process of joining the Army because I am a retard

Did you serve during Obongo's administration? How far did the SJW venom seep into our military?

You misunderstood, I'm already in the military.

Oh ok

Stop masturbating and watching anime while in the military. If you are smoking pot in the military stop that too.

The military hasn't fought anyone with a navy, airforce, or special forces since the fucking 50's.

It's just faggots on welfare now

Oh yeah, I really wanna go off and die for a useless cause made by the Jewish globalist war machine. How'd you read my mind?

And if we are lucky it will stay that way

user, if I smoke pot I'll get kicked out to the street.

I really wanna give my life so Paco, Jamaal, and Mahmoud can have 8 kids and leech off the system. What a great country!

Joining the National Guard to be a 68W (medic). I ship off to BCT at Ft Sill in mid May.
>mfw I'll already know the basic shit they teach you in the first week

It's the only way the T R U M P F A G S in the ranks won't piss themselves

Really?
Another thread OP?

National Guard or Army im 50/50 but still want to go overseas so national guard is meh

His shirt is wet as well, shill. They dumped water on him.

Maddog will keep our boys in good hands by invading Iran for Israel.

I'd be very happy to join but I have ocular albanism. I cannot put into words my dissapointment.

Fuck off you mercenary scum.
Real men pay the bills with hard work and LOVE, not by killing for profit.

Remember anons, if you join the military you always want to get the dumb job to be motivated.
Motivation is happiness.

I WANT TO BE A GOOD GOY AND FIGHT FOR ISRAEL. WHAT BRANCH DO I JOIN?

Sure, it's only wet by where his piss soaked pants are

>Newfag doesn't know how IDs work.
Back to >>>/r_thedonald/
Kys Reddit.

Any of them

I got screenies from '05 nigga

Hon. Discharged from US Army. Was combat medic. Mostly sat around. Felt like I was on welfare. Would reenlist if we declared war on Islam or nonwhites. Until then the U.S. military remains property of (((globalist))) interests.

Let me work from home and I will drone strike brown people while my dick hangs out soaking up air conditioning.

Good buddy of mine is a 68W, he hates his life. According to him he's spent more time being a janitor than doing his actual job, have fun user.

Here is a youtube video for you and you need to take it to heart. youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

Him and Bush.

Obamers: All the offices got SUPER PC, any squad patches with an off-color joke(even if historic as fuck) gone...any porno in locker rooms/offices, gone... sexist/racist call signs? gone. I got in trouble once for helping a small girl airman lift something(no joke, I was stunned and so was my supervisor).

Bush: did allot of positive stuff for the troops behind the scenes that wasn't publicized that much. I think he was a pawn his whole presidency, but he actually cared some.

I wasn't high enough to know allot of the details when the change happened, but I know all the commanders were PISSED from the start. An older vet could probably give you a better run down.

I think they are used as meat shields though.

hey neighbor any tips on how to get that job?

Did you get chartered for being overweight? Poor baby.

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Muh benefits, join muh military, it's ok to be a kike mercenary as long as I pretend really hard that i'm not.

It's ok that millions of my brothers have died filling the pockets of economic, social and political terrorist while killing millions of people for no reason other than to extend corporate hegemony, the military industrial complex and global jewry.

It's ok that we destabilized the middle east to the point that they as well as africa are now flooding our ancestral homelands and erasing our culture and identity as a people while our brothers welcome it with open arms after being psychologically broken from a century of constant conflict for no reason but to line pockets.

If you're in the military you're just another useful idiot who serves no one but themselves and evil interest. I got no pity for you, for your families who wind up heart broken over your mental illness, injuries or eventual suicides.

If you were actual patriots you would turn your energies and weapons on your masters and clean your own house before you shit up the world any more than it already is.

You're just useless pigs in the eyes of your government and the rest of the world.

Why would I see a dick?

Oy vey

No. Why would you think so?

Sorry chump but you missed the war.

Even if someone went and talked to their recruiter tomorrow it could be up to two years before they even ship to basic.

>let's destabilize our own country and cause countless of deaths
LITERALLY SCREECHING

Adderall + Stacker Energy Shot = Problem solved

witnessed

I wasn't sure about the PC bullshit that we've been hearing about. Could have been circle jerking over a few instances. Not surprised though, it was clear Obama hates our troops, our country, and everything that made it what it is today.

Bush clearly cared about America and the troops. His recent book "Portraits of Courage" supports that. But he was too weak to keep the hordes of weasels in check. I never believed he was stupid though.

Good goy, being your own masters is too great a price to pay when you can continue to die like cattle for the worst reasons.

I'm in the air force and it's pretty ok

modafinil
come up to my level, son

Look at all these shills. You fucks do realize nothing you post will have any affect on patriots right?

My dad (ret Army LTC) is convinced WWIII will commence and a draft will be instituted because once we enter a war with all the soldiers pussified from political correctness we'll need more real troops.

I have a solid job flying at the airlines so I wouldn't join now, but if he's right about a draft I'd happily join the Air Force to fly and bomb the shit out of the sand niggers.

>Dying for Israel
>Dying for the Globalist Regime

nah fuck off faggot

>two years
Nigga what? At most it's like 8 months.

The Bible says it's wrong to kill though.

Would I be able to join if I have mild asthma?

Yeah right you faggot, Jesus said that you'll have to fight for what is righteous.

I'm in the army and am stationed in Hawaii. Suck it, bitches!

Being with the Guard I don't have to worry too much, only one weekend a month. If I get deployed then things will probably pick up though. I plan on going to medical school and becoming a real doctor later so I figure this is a good fit.

if we ever have to fight a real war, you'll see lines at the recruiters office
until then, fuck off kike

I knew people who worked around Bush; he ran pretty much every morning with disabled vets. Also Dick Cheney would always give gifts/beer/food to all the guys he worked with anonymously(even though he would never talk to anyone).

Why does he think WW3 is around the corner? I'd like to hear his reasoning.

I don't regret being a soldier, but I regret who I served.

I served under Bush and Obama. Went to Iraq as a 13b.... but... you know how that goes, pretty much kicking in doors and doing convoys like every combat arms, not even that well trained in artillery. Anyways, I do not suggest joining the Army unless you actually have no other choice, and even then...

I served honorably and got my GI Bill, got my free college and gib me dats. Still not worth it.

The US government is not worth serving. They do not protect us, they are not a force for good. The state is not even moral. The democratically elected leadership of the US government are all parasitic animals. . Fuck democracy, Fuck voting, Fuck the constitution, Fuck the republic.

I pray everyday that dogs turn on their masters.

So ya. The Government is not worth your blood or service. Let the Trannys and faggots do the fighting and dying.

>Globalist Regime
>Trump as president

lol

We all bleed red white and blue am I right, boomer

>At most it's like 8 months.

Nope. If there is a specific mos you want and they don't have any slots then you can be waiting a long time.

What if i want to fly in cool helicopters, drive in cool cars, and shoot cool guns and get gibsmedats for it afterwards?

Dude, literally what has he done differently than Obama?

Always wanted to make a carreer out of it, but its too bad they will straight up deny you for having had an inhaler for mild asthma(if that) 25 years ago. Literally no breathing problems for that period. Whatever.