/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SASSY EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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>Robbery
More like
ROBBERTy

First

sup

cancer

what is homeland security check?

heh

booo

WHO IS ROBERT??

uh oh

SHOTS FIRED

IT BEGINS

two shots fired

Realistic Robert Hours

shots fired shots fired

Shots fired

Someone heard arabic.

Gonna be a long night

S H O T S

F I R E D

TWO! TWO SHOTS!
>AH AH AH

1 minute into real nigga hour and shots already fired

>TWO
>TWO SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

Kek, I remember this post. I laffed

I hope these threads stay in the summer those are peak dindu times.

>chicago is an experiance

[muffled snakbarring]

Also made this for you guys if you want it

FUCK I GOT BINGO

Haha, loved that post

that is some fucken lit oc breh.
this too

nice quads

You're back! ayyyy

Nothing like a little gun play to start scary time

same

God bless all the Roberts. The music over the radio chatter is comfy as fuck

nice get

check yo keys

acknowledged

10-4

I have a odd mix of pride and shame that i'm now "the countposter"

I love you, user.

Thanks lad! Mine aren't as a e s t h e t i c or polished, more glitchy, but I have fun making them.

no shame ur the best

Last night was really fun guys.

I've kicked back a couple of brewskis and cleared my evening schedule and am just tuning in right now.

A question I have for you is this: I'd really like to start making OC but with the free online tools I have found all I have been able to get going is garbage like (exploitable) pic related.

Now, I'm a macfag (plz no bully) but I want to do more graphic design stuff in the near future.

Any starter pack recommendations for a /gd/ newfag?

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

see:
Someone needs to tally the shells. You are that user. That you do so with a jolly muppet adds some fucked up manic texture to our landscape.

YOURE NEEDED AGAIN COUNT

no I'm the countposter you goon

MS Paint

10 codes

This is really good. Fill in the badge with american flag and youre set.

pirate everything

I still can't glitch that well, so, there.
>also, of you wanna glitch my skylines that would be dank.

tripfag as countposter pls

>FUCKED
>MY FEED IS FUCKED
>AH AH AH

Done

Green flag... stick with your theme

I'm so sorry, but I'm still laffin.

PhotoShop CS3 is free and still available. Its old, but powerful and there are no shortage of tutorials on YouTube.

You're a hero, that gif makes it aesthetic as fuck.

You'll get em next time count.

Robert
picoe.ca/products/pablodraw/ is quality leaf tech

Walking around selling drugs!

sick radial blur

There can be only one

>Just took it off and THREW IT ONTO THE GROUND.

>Ticketed
>Threw it onto the ground
>Cop: "How rude"

My sides

>how rude

WE HAVE A RUDE DUDE HERE

He just threw it onto the ground.

Did I just hear a wowzers?

really hope they get this madman off the streets

I can assure you I am the original Countposter as evidenced by the fact I never used greentext for my countposting

>How rude!
ROBERT'S ABOUT TO REMIND THEM

thanks man

im taking requests btw

That rude dude is (our) dude

ohhh can you put a black and blue flag on a pole in any of your originals?

lel, bro, share the role. we all meme here, son.

>son beating mother
Holy shit, Im dying

youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ


This rude dude in a nutshell

maybe, i might just put it in a future one

I'm fine with that until people start talking trips. I take pride in my memes

ok thanks. that would be so cool.

Ok which one of you NEETs did this? Sounds like no tendies for you this week

I will accept you with faith

22 still MIA

Yea what was that call? Just said they diy'd it?

Here is a quick go

yeah, i don't know about tripping. we are a gestalt buzzard, picking at the miserable innards of Chicago's carcass.

this is great

Anyone remembers the Detroit PD Scanner threads some years ago?
That fucking demented nigger that forced a woman to drink motor oil because it was detroit and she had to pay the oil price?

that quality got blacked

'Twas supposed to pickup people from a hospital and bring them back to jail

oh baby. that is delicious.

10-4 ROBERT CHECK DEM KEYZ BOI

Hue play

JUMPER

We've got a jumper

We got a jumper

D O

A

F L I P

Jumper...

I hope it isn't the earlier gal...

Jumper

Suicidal jumper!!