American dies by eating too many donuts

Will burgers defend this?
What should be done to stop americans from being such fat fucks?

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What an absolute champion.

*begins to clap*

>Will burgers defend this?
Defend freedom?

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Why bother worrying? They seem to be doing just fine by killing themselves

Remember the emu war and who lost

The pancake one is from a sorority so they were all probably drunk as fuck

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Shoulda drank more water. Obviously overestimated himself. Poor guy.
>Aussies reporting on US news
Foreigners are pathetic.

Give his family a trophy

Definition of an American.
If it turned out he was illegal, he would still have died an American.

Veni vidi defui

>Emus

Communism would solve American's obesity epidemic

That's 2 less votes for trump in 2020..
Rip enjoying your freedoms till the last bite

on no 2 people from a population of 330 million died let's make a thread on Sup Forums

fix your shitskin country first emu fucker.

>WHU WHU WHUT SHUD BE DUN???

She's dead. Its done.

the extreme cases resolve themselves in the short run in the long run nature is an abusive parent and the fats wont last.

>death by food

the problem is correcting itself

F

>chokes on a half-pound donut

he had eighty seconds to eat the equivalent of six donuts

nigga i get a donut that size from halpi halli after work and it's gone before i'm at my car

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>taking advice from a mass murderer

how typical of Sup Forums

yeast, or cake?

As if obesity is the main problem with ameriburgers. There's literally not a single redeeming factor about 'murrica.

>Putin nukes when?

If this happened in Europe, Canada or Australia they would ban half pound burgers and you know it.

*applauds loudly*

cake but it's surprisingly nice and moist and goes down really well
actually now that i think about it i definitely could see a dry ass huge cake donut getting some crumbs in to the airway

literally pigs

girl who died in pancake eating competition
sucks because she was the daughter of a 9/11 victim
can you imagine, you know if heaven exists and you get to your mom or dad and you have to explain to them that you choked on a pancake?

>Sorry dad I choked on a pancake.
>That's nothing. I did a flip.

Bring back the shaming. Or the law for the 'unsightly' to be barred from the public.

>Australia
>not also fat

>Quick! How can we take away freedom?!?!

As expected from a country that isn't us.

>female college student in connecticut

Don't know about the first guy but if you think there is any chance that the chick voted for Trump you haven't been keeping up.

Fuck off chink

>What should be done to stop americans from being such fat fucks?
hold more eating contests.

>donuts
>actual cause pancakes

Do you not know the difference?

Only an Australian would equate choking to death with being fat.

>Vice

You have to prove you're an american occasionally.

Eating donuts is a good test.

if someone wants to eat themselves to death thats there business.

Only in America (and Wales, UK)

Australians are fatter than Americans

Australia is also whiter than America, which means if all shitskins left both countries tomorrow you'd be SIGNIFICANTLY fatter than us

Fatty fat fat

Wendy's chef here (6'4" with a nine inch cock)

Fast food is actually really healthy, you just have to practice portion control.

BAN ASSAULT FOOD

Fuck I would pay a lot of money to see skinny sorority girls wolf down dozens of pancakes

I thought Mexico is the fattest?

Eating mcdonalds a lot in the past month made me realize they don't put tomatoes on their burgers anymore

The freedom to die in a eating contest

The freedom to eat as much food as you want. if you want to kill yourself with bacon wrapped chicken balls while drinking 4 liters of coca cola thats your god given right.

literally shit stained trousers before and after dying.

this country is fucked.

DELETE

Posting burgers for damage control REEEEEEEE!

I went to highschool with Nela Zisser, she was a mad slut who always had issues with bulemia/anorexia. That competitive eating is gross.

Dog Bless America

Lol on monday some college girl died in a pancake eating contest in CT

uderrated

I'd do the same thing if I had that many donuts

Hi where is the politics

it was a contest.

This is the worst post so far in '17.