>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Is it 1:30 and there hasn't been a report of black males fighting yet?
Angel Taylor
YIKES! 5 Supplemental Accidents on N Western Ave
Alexander Powell
Y I K E S
Jose Evans
Stack of body removal forms? I guess a stack would be necessary.
Tyler Parker
Haven't heard anything
Hunter Evans
just need that oldschool nigga
Wyatt Sanchez
>FIVE OR SIX SUPPLEMENTAL ACCIDENTREPORTS? >...YIKES Hahahahaha
Jackson Stewart
wE GOT THE aSAIN
Cameron Anderson
...
William Nguyen
Retard prolly hit like 6 parked cars
Grayson Smith
Wait 'til bar close.
Jacob Diaz
bars starting to close, gonna be hitting the drunk monkeyshines and sexual assault calls in a bit here...
Justin Wilson
I fucking love these threads man, God bless the Roberts. Comfy music is comfy.
Jayden Fisher
I'm ready
Wyatt Gonzalez
>My keys were CHECKED!!
Brody Garcia
How often do we get a sex assault?
Aiden Ramirez
did you catch the shirtless spic bitch dusting with a nigress in a parking like who got smashed with a bottle?
Cameron Russell
REMINDER: My ISP has decided that now's a great time to do maintenance or whatever. I can no longer host reliably. NEW OP NEEDED
Evan Kelly
Regularly.
Hunter Perry
l. l . lewd
Parker Allen
Robert here, ama
Landon Ramirez
Not the tips!
Henry Morgan
at least one a night. >that we know of.
Jose Miller
>stole tip jar off the counter
You skeevy fuck...
Jackson Miller
Far too often. Pretty sad honestly. >assault in progress Could mean a lot of things.
Nolan Scott
How do you mentally prepare for the night?
Grayson Flores
Only OC, Nightcrawling and Comfy allowed in these threads.
No fucking LARPING
Thomas King
>Could mean a lot of things. IT MEANS P IN V
Aaron Martin
>007 Looks like Robert is getting reinforcements
Levi Watson
Unless it's fucking shadowrun larp, don't really have a choice in that...
Charles Diaz
James Bond confirmed
Jacob Long
>MALE BLACK stole the tip jar I hope he gets some kind of fucking dick cancer.
Grayson Fisher
Were you here last night for that awful torture porn LARP? Disgusting.
Jace Lee
6 shots out of a car
Christopher Turner
WNER|E ANREU UPUR COUNT?@@?@??
Luis Cooper
It is such a futile gesture. there's enough ugliness and horror without having to play make believe.
Brayden Gonzalez
I am here every night I saw that and called him out. I missed Sat do to be at a girls place.
Comfy helps me sleep.
Jace Carter
SIX SIX SHOTS AH AH AH
Blake Rodriguez
>SIX >SIX SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Joseph Wright
Ayyy, the counting crew is on deck! We gettin this shit in stereo now!
Hudson Garcia
> (CNN) Chicago marked 2016 as the deadliest year in nearly two decades, data released by the Chicago Police Department shows. The city saw a surge in gun violence in 2016: 762 murders, 3,550 shooting incidents, and 4,331 shooting victims, according to a statement released by the department on Sunday.
But naw, let's pretend we're doing the Hostel thing.
Charles James
Animationfag here, i'm out for the night
take this before I go
I'll try to stop by tomorrow
Grayson Ortiz
>TWENTY FOUR >YOU BEAT ME BY TWENTY FOUR SECONDS YOU FUCK >AH AH AH
Wyatt Harris
COUNT WITH ME
Adrian Butler
Pursuit in progress! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Thanks lad
Dominic King
fucking kek
>CRASHED ALREADY AT THE GAS STATION >EASTBOUND WE GOT A FOOT PERSUIT LADS!!
Carter Jones
CAR CHASE FUCK YES!
ADDISON AND SCHOOL ITS MY HOOD !
Austin Williams
>Crash at gas station >out of breath robert
Buckle up buttercup.
Alexander Fisher
The chase is on!
Jayden Ward
CHASE
HAPPENING
Isaac Rogers
HOLYFUCK RIGHT BY MY HOUSE!
Brandon Thomas
Good luck, Running Robert
John Stewart
Thank you! Please come back whenever. your work is appreciated!
Gabriel Carter
OFF BY ONE ONE DIGIT AH AH AH
Jayden Moore
High speed chayse
Cameron Evans
gonna go play field reporter again?
Hudson Wilson
>blue all over the front of her body >"abnormalcy" on her neck
found smurf tribe. Not as tasty as they look.
Jordan Anderson
Seriously so good user, your OC is legit.
Charles Jenkins
ROBERT GONE ROGUE
Bentley Peterson
>gang related >perp is named ROBERT WHAT A FUCKING TWEEEST
Colton Murphy
ROBERT
VS
ROBERT
Levi Gutierrez
>male's name is Robert
Bentley Lee
>one male suspect's name is robert
THE BETRAYER RISES
Asher Gonzalez
ONE MALE'S NAME IS ROBERT
Holy fuck. I'm not the only one who hear d that, right?!
Kevin Edwards
>One male's name is Robert THE TABLES TURN
Sebastian Martinez
Robert is now also a purp
Isaiah Cox
ROBERT B E R T
Parker Lopez
Beautiful
Brandon Gomez
Shit goes down for sure!
They just said Belmont and Oak Park though, that's out near Dunning.
Nathan Johnson
>Traffic stop at Clark/Foster Fuck I hate the muslims but the Middle Eastern Bakery and those baked savory pie things are so damn good, as is their hummus and grape leaves and shit
Robert Roberts
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ROBERT TO SHOOT
Hunter Williams
superheroine do you get your scanners from the future? Maybe he just repeated it
I met up with some lebonese slut on tinder once who lived over that way. Didnt even relize chicago had a muzzy district till then from central il though was just up a few days staying with a friend
Jayden Harris
Here you can. Every night.
Ayden Thompson
I ate across the street from there today.
Parker Hernandez
post pics of lebanon slut
Blake Hernandez
The area around Devon has a lot of mulsims, and some of the N and NW suburbs are full of them, with mosques and madrasas and halal bullshit everywhere. They bring in refugees to Illinois by the thousands, mostly to Chicago but also to all the other cities and college towns.
Mason Lee
Quadruple bingo
Wyatt Howard
This.
He sound so fucking tired. So haggard.
I wish I could take him magically to whatever his place of respite is - hunting lodge, sand beach, fishing cabin, museum, open road . . . wherever - and keep him there until he feels better.
Brody Lewis
kek I love the streetnames whitestone rd
Xavier Clark
>Here you can. Every night. >Every night.
Yeah, that is true, isn't it.
Juan Cooper
>intoxicated male >up on a platform
This isn't gonna end well, but it will end fast...
