Australia is a serious contender for being the worst country in the entire universe.
1. It is hot. It's not a happy fun balmy beach holiday heat. It is an angry and oppressive heat. Australia is not meant to support life. There is nothing good about a 45 degree day. It got so hot in Victoria once that people were literally burned alive in their cars by a towering inferno. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Saturday_bushfires
2. It is humid. The moment you step outside you are instantly coated in a sheen of sweat. You are always sticky. You always feel like you just stepped out of a pool. Attempting to sleep in Australia is one of the most uncomfortable experiences you will ever have.
3. The people are stupid. Like, really fucking stupid. I think the heat damages their brains.
4. There is trash everywhere. There are some streets in Melbourne that are littered with more trash than places I've seen in Mexico.
5. Australian accents are annoying. The first week you are there you're like okay that's kinda cool/interesting/whatever. It gets more and more draining to have to listen to these people as time goes on. After about a month you will want to rip the fucking throat out of any Australian that speaks to you. It has this distinctly high-pitched nasal quality to it... even if they have a deep voice. It's difficult to describe but it's essentially nails on a chalkboard.
Hudson Lee
I have autismo: The bread
Alexander Martin
6. Australians themselves are just annoying and obnoxious people. This is compounded by their annoying accent and the annoying way in which they speak. It is further compounded by the fact that they think that Australia is greatest country on Earth and will relentlessly create opportunities to tell you so. This is especially irritating because after spending about one day in Australia you will know that this is not true at all. Australians think that even the most innocuous of conversations is an argument and will stop at nothing to "win". Australians do not speak with people, they speak AT people. They will simply stare at you with a stupid look on their face while they wait for their turn to speak if they haven't already interrupted you. Imagine speaking to someone and literally every single thing that comes out of their mouth is an IRL shitpost.
7. Australian women are sluts. Not in a good way, in a disgusting way. They are a trashy mix between chavy British sluts with fake bolted on tits and way too much makeup and ditsy California valley girl bimbos. Invariably, they have had at least one STD in their lifetime and suck an average of probably about 12 different dicks a week.
8. It smells like stale french fries. I do not the reason for this. Some mornings when you go outside there is just this disgusting, pervasive smell of stale french fries in the air.
9. They are all terrible drivers and/or think they are drift racers.
10. The cops are faggots. They will manufacture reasons for why they pulled you over or stopped you on the sidewalk and will give out sky high fines for basically anything.They all act like they have something to prove. They will ask you a bunch of irrelevant questions and when you attempt to answer these questions they will puff out their chests and threaten to arrest you for "antagonizing the public". They are like those people who get in your face and continuously say "HMM? HMM? HMM?" after they have asked you a question.
Gavin Foster
11. There are bugs fucking everywhere and they all bite. They have about a thousand different kinds of ants. All of them bite. You cannot sit down outside or you will literally get covered in ants and they will bite you. This is not an exaggeration.
12. Aboriginals are gorilla people who smell like actual hot garbage. You can actually smell them from 50 yards away. Seriously. 25 yards if you are indoors. They will hang around public places and continuously harass you, begging for cigarettes and dollar coins in their perverted and unintelligible version of the already irritating Australian accent.
13. Their "conservative" government is actually liberal by pretty much every metric and is actually called the Liberal party.
14. The rugged Crocodile Dundee-esque "man of the outback" is a meme. They no longer exist. ~95% of Australian men today are cucked numales (pic related, typical Australian male) and ~95% of Australian women are militant feminist megasluts who will suck and/or fuck basically anything because "muh sexuality"
15. There are an awful lot of Asians and a Muslim population growing at an alarming rate.
Adrian Taylor
Give me Australia over Sweden any day.
Landon Walker
Beautiful aussie women and hillarious aussie men.
Stop shitting on your neighbours kiwi.
Elijah Robinson
*Blocks your path* Oi, wot did you say, you cunt?
Adam Turner
The only thing that bugs me about the Antipodeans is their Chinkphilia >TFW used "Antipodeans" correctly in a sentence
Luke Davis
Also I have to admit I didn't read your posts, user
Cooper Brown
>Australian Accents suck
Angel Davis
I thought we were mates.
Sebastian Thompson
Earthquakes.
Thomas Hughes
Fuck off greater NSW.
Ryder Lopez
You sound like someone who has never actually been to Australia.
Don't be fooled, Harald. Don't buy in to their propaganda. Take a trip. See for yourself.
Jace Kelly
Nice one m8
Owen Kelly
Aussies are badasses. Proof: Steve motherfucking Irwin, most Australian Troops in the ANZAC (New Zealand was there too, but the banter across the trenches must have fucked with the turkroaches), the fact they are alive in that hostile environment is proof they are better than kiwis.
Zachary Collins
You know the only thing preventing us from invading and taking our rightful clay over "New Zealand" is our kind and giving nature, Don't push us m8
Ian Jones
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Jason Lopez
> The sheepfucker wants to be loved
Luis Cook
Everyone knows Christchurch is the Australia of New Zealand.
Samuel Baker
Make this it's own post. Good job, m8.
Josiah Phillips
This is the average Australian woman, cunt
Lincoln Russell
after 8 beers and a few months at sea maybe
Ryan Adams
>chavy sluts, numales, the smell of stale chips hello auckland
Adrian Hall
Why is Tasmania so upset?
Michael Price
>Steve Irwin is a badass >killed by a dumb fish
Choose one
Isaiah Wright
I would rather take 45 degrees celsius than -45 that I get here, ya cunt.
Cooper Sanchez
she could tug on my snag anytime
Benjamin Allen
Point 15 is Fake News
Owen Wood
>average >literally an international model
okay m8
John Ortiz
Pfft, she's a 6/10 on the Aussie sliding scale.
Cameron Nelson
And both of your countries are seen as sheep fucking paradises, congratulations.
Levi Wilson
wtf I hate Australia now
Matthew Butler
They don't even have gay marriage yet.
Landon Jackson
1. Deal with it you dumb mutt
2. That's the same point you made in 1, You're just a pussy.
3. Yes, Cities are filled with liberal shitheads, we know this.
4. >Melbourne Liberal shit
5. Australian accent is famous for having a good reputation mutt, fuck off ya dumb kiwi with your homosexual accent. Suck a deck.
6.Same points you made last time combined, Fuck off kiwi
7. Women being sluts applies literally everywhere in the World mutt
8. Cities
9. Lol wot fuck off retard
10. >Cops are faggots GEE WIZZ MAKES YOU THINK
11. Deal with it pussy
12. Niggers are Niggers we know this
13. They're stuffing immigrant cunts on a fucking Island aren't they? Sounds fucking conservative to me dumb ching chong
14. t. A person who probably only visited Melbourne
15. Look who's talking, 90% of the pop is still White and the other 7% are Asians. It's not even that bad mutt.
Blake Clark
Australia is quite literally the cleanest most untouched gods country on earth. Your just mad cause Moaris cuck you at every turn.
Easton Lewis
yeah well at least the voting system is good.
Aaron Walker
>cleanest most untouched >this is what australians actually believe
I suppose you're half right in that nobody in their right mind would want to touch Australia with a thirty foot pole
Aiden Barnes
1. It's nice as fuck in Perth all year round
2. It is rarely humid
3. The stupid people tend to be New Zealand immigrants.
4. Perth is clean as fuck
5. You're missus told me that's what made her cum as I whispered aussie slang in her ear.
Kiwi degenerate
BTFO
Luke Ortiz
>Moaris cuck you at every turn
Thomas Bell
>more trash than places I've seen in Mexico mexican confirmed Australia is full, fuck off, don't come back
Carson Taylor
Of course its a jealous kiwi saying Australia is shit New Zealand is hardly even a country and we could annex you without effort
Michael Cox
Aus sucks. t. Aussie born.
Austin Ward
why we/reare you here?
Chase Nguyen
As long as Oregon exists that Title can not go to your venomous hellhole of a country. Sorry, m8, at least you can roleplay Mad Max in all of that desert.
Justin Reyes
hey, knock knock who's there?
not new zealand's air force
A FLIGHTLESS BIRD
Jonathan Rivera
How does a kiwi greet a Jew?
Hee brew
Dominic Watson
lost
Jose Reed
This is all true. Australia sucks, do not come here
Grayson Lopez
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Josiah Ross
lost your shit? or the joke is lost on you?
Zachary Cox
I'm American. I've been working on contract in Australasia for the past ~3 years. I've worked in Australia for stretches of several weeks, traveled throughout, and lived there uninterrupted for 6 months.
Alexander Murphy
lost my shit
Henry Myers
preferencial voting is based af...pity about the actual people we vote for
Daniel Allen
Is NYC the best place to live weather wise? We get just the right amount of cold and heat in a year. I fucking love it.
Chase Mitchell
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Isaac Rivera
If he lost his shit, he can go pick it up little bit to the northeast, you knowwhaddamsayin'?
Ayden Morris
>some nurf guns are illegal >pepper spray >tasers >airsoft >slingshots(in most states) >fireworks even firecrackers and smoke bombs and lots more are illegal
Thomas Ward
WTF did you expect when the local inhabitants looked like this?
Eventually, given enough time and loss of modern comforts like A/C, all Australians will look like this again.
Liam Mitchell
Who gives a fuck if some beta gay shit is illegal Use ya fists to defend ya poof
Leo Anderson
We are. As always, OP is a faggot, and probably not a kiwi anyway.
Nicholas Cook
Maaan, you sound like you're in some shitty inner city suburb and let memes do your thinking for you. Get outside cunt,
Charles Thompson
>Implying Australia has one climate
Jonathan Smith
>Literally less than 1% of the population
Okay Mr. 60% White
Bentley Cruz
>checks flag YOU JELLY CUNT
Leo Flores
Can confirm. Stay in your own shitty nations
Austin Thompson
"don't worry mate it's not like Southern Brazil, it's more like the fucking Sahara Desert in some places too"
Blake Adams
Could you please use a US proxy? You're making us look like faggots.
Christian Myers
>implying the Bay Area ever gets anywhere close to 40 degrees C >implying Far North Queensland is even remotely comparable to the southern USA
this is satire right?
Jack Brooks
You are faggots. Keep an eye out for my NZ thread coming soon
Samuel Collins
holy shit... by the time it takes us to all look like that, around 40-60 thousand years will have past... Am I living my own dreamtime RIGHT NOW?
Jayden Allen
We're breaking up with NZ.
Wyatt Russell
Australia is average. but i mean hey, at least were not new zealand!
Noah Bell
>It's hot. 21 degrees in Sydney. Not that hot
>sleeping in australia is uncomfortable You get used to it
>people are stupid Yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah
>annoying accents You get used to it
Robert Jones
You're obviously the same as that other seppo who came over here and couldn't handle the bantz. Why don't you fuck off back home you poofter and stop ruining this side of the planet with your faggot tantrums.
Wyatt Nguyen
Actually, just get the fuck out of my country. I don't mind most seppos, despite the delusions of grandeur and extremely loud talking, but you're clearly a total fuckwit. I'd literally swap you for another chink.
Justin King
That's a shit river, Maoris can have it. South island is white as fuck, aesthetic as fuck too. Rivers here are clean, unlike the north island, more of them too. We don't let the bros push us around down ere mate.
Wyatt Turner
>3. The people are stupid. Like, really fucking stupid. I think the heat damages their brains.
By the way there is a pretty strong correlation regarding that.
Makes you wonder if simply adding air conditioning to such areas would increase IQ of the population over time.
Chase Miller
yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah
Connor Howard
1. It got to 46 last year. This year wass cool because of global warming
2. Its dry as fuck most of the time. If you dont have a humidifier youll wake up with a dry throat
3. And tradies, meth heads, boons, immigrants, chinese tourists, youth.
4. SWAN RIVER.
Xavier Ramirez
It's a seppo. We love you cunts.
Blake Cox
Literally look up any "Top Ten Accents" fucking list and Australia will be on there.
Foreign chicks fucking dig, big Aussie cock
Blake Davis
>The Australian makes frequent attempts to qualify his moronic tendencies as "bantz" >if you call him out for being the stupid fucking mongoloid that he is he will simply say that you can't "handle the bantz"
Jack Edwards
>0.2% of population >20% of jail population pottery
Austin Morris
i think youre just jealous that your shitposting capabilities are not quite on par with the aussies
Anthony Allen
>This year wass cool because of global warming irrelevant, it was comfy as fuck
> Its dry as fuck most of the time. If you dont have a humidifier youll wake up with a dry throat stop suckig dick and you wont wake up with a dry throat, what the fuck are you even on about
> 3. And tradies, meth heads, boongs, immigrants, chinese tourists, youth. lads, lads, nice fellas, everywhere, fuck toys, yeah nah yeah
>4. Swan River what. you must live in a shit subburb imo
Carson Howard
pic related
Grayson Torres
whats the matter cant handle the bantz?
Jace Jenkins
fucking abo cunts smoke too fucking much
Hunter Rogers
>The kiwi will typically try to qualify his meek and submissive demeanor as being polite and having good manners >they will label anyone who speaks above a whisper and looks people in the eye as a loud egomaniac
Jace Ortiz
>The american makes frequent attempts to qualify his moronic opinions as anything but the sooky whinging of a little bitch.
Suck on my love stick mate, the snotty end.
Henry Fisher
>what. you must live in a shit subburb imo I live in city beach, its like the least shit place in perth. Have you actually seen the swan river or been with 1m of it? the water is disgusting.
Why do abos have different sized nostrils?
Kevin Anderson
Being "Nice" is beta and gay, we're fucking tough.
>Why are Australians so hot >Why are Australians so good looking >Why are Australians so tall
Don't you fucking see? We are everything chicks want. Not some nice guy syndrome fag.
Benjamin Perez
can't handle the bantz?
Jacob Harris
Because some niggers are more nigger than others.
Jacob Gomez
I suppose we probably do seem like that to people with no class. Why have you spent 3 years down here if you don't like any of us? Let me guess - a strapping Aussie lad cucked you?
Eli Foster
There are bantz right there at the end of my post.
Cooper Fisher
>so hot >so hot >so good looking >white ayy
also do brits not know theyre the poms?
Ryan Gomez
nah ones for diesel, ones for unleaded
Asher Russell
no i dont look at a river ever not even when i am passing it on the train i am on my phone