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how's your evening going cunts?

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Go fuck yourself.

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The evening is going pretty bad to be honest.

I am having a real struggle with food cravings.

Have almost ordered pizza a few different times but pulled out at the last second.

This obesity is tough.

Look at this cuckoldry:

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-05/adf-chief-says-gender-diversity-crucial-for-military-capability/8419022

>"A diverse workforce is all about capability. The greater our diversity, the greater the range of ideas and insights to challenge the accepted norm, assess the risks, see them from a different perspective, and develop creative solutions," he said.

To actually be able to say that sort of boilerplate bullshit with a straight face. Jesus Christ.

when you feel hungry go look in the mirror

worked for me

How much weight did you lose m8?

If only they kept females and transgender fuckwits out of combat roles and I wouldnt have a problem with it

ABC is running a 24/7 smear campaign against One Nation, they've had stinkpieces as their top stories for the past week.

Eat more fiber, you'll feel full for longer. You'll also learn to love shitting and build strong shithole muscles at the same time, too.

Left work after 10 mins cos' i feel sick and i have a sore throat, so free day off i guess.

Pretty swell ya cunt

just 15kg i wasnt that big to begin with

Bad. Because I don't live in Australia. Don't worry, I know you're full so I'm not coming.

t. Gold Coast suburban fag/Success, WA.

This notion of separating "combat roles" from the rest is stupid. The entire military must be able to fight and must see itself as a fighting force, no matter what role a person is in at any given time.

Women have no place there at all.

yeah good cunt

Once you get morbidly obese your whole brain and hormones become rewired and you can never go back to normal eating patterns.

I feel like it is hopeless.

feeling sleepy as fuck since i got up at 3:30am

But you could perhaps let me in in exchange for some $tax AUD? You could go on Centrelink for another year if you accept my request.

Why cunt?

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Carrie's looking particularly lewd on The Project tonight

What did you mean by this?

just work on it. atleast you acknowledge it and want to fix it

good luck m8

Live in melbourne. Just had sex no condom. Wish me luck boys. Now on tram.

Hahaha, CRIKEY!!!

Obese people live in the burbs.

I ate a healthy dinner but ate too much of it, only because if I didn't eat it, the food would of expired and it would have been a waste

Were you the top or the bottom m8? Very risky stuff if you took his load bare.

You gotta be a hard cunt with yourself.
No fuckin "cheat days".
You're gonna have to learn to like good fuckin food.
Don't like beans and other fuckin gay shit like that?
Tough shit.
Oh and stop drinking so fucking much.

Worked for me. Lost 30kg.

CHECKED
kek in support of strong shithole muscles

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Endones alcohol valium and multiple dumb arguments with friends and family. Pretty much the same old. Plus its getting colder and colder.

>left metro for work
>new fashion billboards with 2 white girls and a nigger in between

"Welcome to Melcuck city"

>a healthy dinner
What did you have?

I am disturbed by the number of erratic posts you keep making.

Just your standard fat chick for me. Id aim higher but im a total fucking loser. Pol on the tram style.

reasonable cob, just finished 12 hour overtime and bought a carton. you?

Can you cunts take Debbie back? She's fucking with our weather.

Australia is a serious contender for being the worst country in the entire universe.

1. It is hot. It's not a happy fun balmy beach holiday heat. It is an angry and oppressive heat. Australia is not meant to support life. There is nothing good about a 45 degree day. It got so hot in Victoria once that people were literally burned alive in their cars by a towering inferno. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Saturday_bushfires

2. It is humid. The moment you step outside you are instantly coated in a sheen of sweat. You are always sticky. You always feel like you just stepped out of a pool. Attempting to sleep in Australia is one of the most uncomfortable experiences you will ever have.

3. The people are stupid. Like, really fucking stupid. I think the heat damages their brains.

4. There is trash everywhere. There are some streets in Melbourne that are littered with more trash than places I've seen in Mexico.

5. Australian accents are annoying. The first week you are there you're like okay that's kinda cool/interesting/whatever. It gets more and more draining to have to listen to these people as time goes on. After about a month you will want to rip the fucking throat out of any Australian that speaks to you. It has this distinctly high-pitched nasal quality to it... even if they have a deep voice. It's difficult to describe but it's essentially nails on a chalkboard.

>using the metro
>living in lelburn-in-hell

Is it possible to be more millenial than this? You probably just left starbucks with a cup of sugar.

take some meth you stupid fuck

this is for you, cunt:

If you are white and not muslim then more the merrier mate. Come on over. Bring woman tho, thats a requirement.

6. Australians themselves are just annoying and obnoxious people. This is compounded by their annoying accent and the annoying way in which they speak. It is further compounded by the fact that they think that Australia is greatest country on Earth and will relentlessly create opportunities to tell you so. This is especially irritating because after spending about one day in Australia you will know that this is not true at all. Australians think that even the most innocuous of conversations is an argument and will stop at nothing to "win". Australians do not speak with people, they speak AT people. They will simply stare at you with a stupid look on their face while they wait for their turn to speak if they haven't already interrupted you. Imagine speaking to someone and literally every single thing that comes out of their mouth is an IRL shitpost.

7. Australian women are sluts. Not in a good way, in a disgusting way. They are a trashy mix between chavy British sluts with fake bolted on tits and way too much makeup and ditsy California valley girl bimbos. Invariably, they have had at least one STD in their lifetime and suck an average of probably about 12 different dicks a week.

8. It smells like stale french fries. I do not the reason for this. Some mornings when you go outside there is just this disgusting, pervasive smell of stale french fries in the air.

9. They are all terrible drivers and/or think they are drift racers.

10. The cops are faggots. They will manufacture reasons for why they pulled you over or stopped you on the sidewalk and will give out sky high fines for basically anything.They all act like they have something to prove. They will ask you a bunch of irrelevant questions and when you attempt to answer these questions they will puff out their chests and threaten to arrest you for "antagonizing the public". They are like those people who get in your face and continuously say "HMM? HMM? HMM?" after they have asked you a question.

11. There are bugs fucking everywhere and they all bite. They have about a thousand different kinds of ants. All of them bite. You cannot sit down outside or you will literally get covered in ants and they will bite you. This is not an exaggeration.

12. Aboriginals are gorilla people who smell like actual hot garbage. You can actually smell them from 50 yards away. Seriously. 25 yards if you are indoors. They will hang around public places and continuously harass you, begging for cigarettes and dollar coins in their perverted and unintelligible version of the already irritating Australian accent.

13. Their "conservative" government is actually liberal by pretty much every metric and is actually called the Liberal party.

14. The rugged Crocodile Dundee-esque "man of the outback" is a meme. They no longer exist. ~95% of Australian men today are cucked numales and ~95% of Australian women are militant feminist megasluts who will suck and/or fuck basically anything because "muh sexuality"

15. There are an awful lot of Asians and a Muslim population growing at an alarming rate.

sounds like heaven mate sign me up

yeah nah get back in your thread ya seppo cunt

Stop being such a little bitch

You fucking little bitch

Great. Yeah got a gf, we're white as hedmark in a december storm.

The variety of degenerated folks you can see on public transport is astounding. I literally just saw a skinny anorexic constanting scratching and grooming herself on the bus. Her skin was dry and scaly, she looked aged beyond her years and she smelled strange.

Either she is an icehead or has slept with tens of men.

Most importantly I gotta learn the banter though.

if she was scratching herself she was probably on meth on the bus 2bh

I think you're jealous of the fact that we subdued our indigenous population, rather than letting the savages run the place like you sheep fuckers did.

>tfw can't get a job

whats your first and second major

>it is hot
Stopped there. You really are an insufferable faggot.

You can apply for a banter apprenticeship programs. It's 4 long years but you'll be set for life.

We need to pass the White Australia Policy once more.

yeah nah m8 am kiwi i just love how aussies cant handle the bantz

I am not.

Easy done mate, send yaself n co over to Aus and i will teach ya the basics. A good job or plenty of money is a plus. Also... tell your mrs to bring many of her female friends.

1. have you graduated uni?
2. Do you have a license and transport?
Cause if 1. is no and 2. is yes you could easily get a job at any slaughterhouse or any labour hire company.
Most slaughterhouses are constantly looking for people and will call back the same day.

How about both? In the last 24h

They want 457 chinks and poos at slaughterhouses these days.

Good luck mate, we believe in ya

Nah m8 they'll take anyone.
I have a few white m8s who work at a slaughterhouse.

There are no jobs for whites in this country anymore, mate. Just get on the dole and wait for UBI.

Come help vote here:

I wish someone would put them in the slaughterhouses.

t. stupid uneducated fuck with no skills

i dont like swedish invasion but for this ill make an exception

Y'all ready to fight next to each other in WW3?

>they'll take anyone
Once they develop a 457 culture they no longer want whites because they will be a problem by not putting up with the sort of bullshit the 457s will put up with (being mistreated by the management, ignoring safety etc).

There are a whole range of occupations where whites are no longer welcome and if one applies they get looked at suspiciously and shown the door.

Does anyone know where any Jewish schools are in Syd?

Just curious ...

Obligatory American stopping by to shit up a thread don't mind me

*farts*

hungry babby

got fuck all sleep the night before and crashed out early so i'd already slept long enough and didn't get back to sleep after mixing up his overpriced milk powder

Maybe things aren't /that/ bad yet in Qld.

Lot of the immigrants being let in are getting first dibs on the entry-level jobs that become available too.

I'm doing work in the Melbourne Jew suburbs, the whole street is bakeries and the Coles here has a Kosher aisle.

>that even the most innocuous of conversations is an argument and will stop at nothing to "win"

I love this guy. You gotta admit this is pretty true.

nah getter mates u drop kick

All this hardship only makes the 'strayans into charismatic and funny cunts, unlike you poofters who only have your shitty hobbit manlet village to fall back on.

Shit. Fucking studying all the time. Should have majored in Anthropology instead of Mathematics and Computer Science.

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Stupid boy now your gonna have cum dripping out your ass

Fuck this chart makes me happy.
I fucking hate lebbos and asians.

weirdo

Are you hungry enough to eat a salad yet cunt?

>he did two autist majors
lmfao, i did comp sci, management and 8 biz electives

shit is so cash

KAKA DOW VC

how many margsism gonference posters have you torn down today :DDDD

>only have 4 stars on a flag
>claims to have a relevant opinion

Lads how fast do I need to smack my car into something solid to neck myself, I keep getting scared it's not going to work

like 150 to be sure honestly mate

dont nek ur self

That is a shithouse way of killing yourself m8.

Just jump off something high.

At uni today I saw that Socialist Alternative got new posters. Now they're specifically calling out the 'ALT-RIGHT: NEO-NAZISM UNDER A NEW NAME' or something like that. The poster also said that 'maybe you've heard of their Sup Forums and Reddit memes.'

I hate it when the internet leaks into reality.

Have six assignments between last Tuesday and this Friday.
Life is shit.