Shia's new movie got exactly 7 pounds

>Shia's new movie got exactly 7 pounds

JUST

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>Man Down

good title

All right, which ones of you faggots did this?

Well how much did it cost to make? I'm still optimistic, you know you don't always make the money back on the first day.

> fake news from the (((alt-right)))

It's your fault Alt-right

>When you realise he has the characteristic Jewish trait of a drooping eye.

(((Rothstein)))

kek

>the alt-right is so powerful that they can prevent everybody but ONE absolute madman from buying a ticket

w e w

(((rothstein)))

>(((Rothstein)))

I like you now Egypt.

Seven pounds too many in my opinion.

>New

The film had its world premiere at the Venice Film Festival on September 6, 2015. It went onto screen at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 12, 2015, in the Gala Presentations section of the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival. Lionsgate Premiere acquired distribution rights to the film. The film was released on December 2, 2016 and has grossed approximately $450,000 in North America and £7 in UK.

FOR FUCK SAKE, I MISSED THIS!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I always crack up so much when it's one of you chaps applying the echoes

>insufficient evidence
He did it on camera.

let it sink in
>almonds fully sunk

This *almost* makes me feel bad for the guy.

IIUC- putting the movie in a theatre and selling one ticket means that it was legally released; so Shia is probably going to get his paycheck reamed. I am sure this wasn't done by accident.
But he is a knucklebrain- fuck him.

Well they did create the echos...

He's a good jew that's why, probably get a few lolis for his trouble

Is it that boring in straya that a few parentheses make you laugh?

>maximum of 1 potential jewish person went to see the movie

He's a good little usurer, this is true.

It's just kind of absurd in an amusing way my big hook nosed friend

ジャスつ !
ファック.
まいいえ.
しイット.
ップ !

gake and fay

Just noticed his face is so asymmetrical... Look at his fucking eyes. Isn't it some degeneration sign?

>It's to be expected. There is an Alt-Right campaign out to destroy Shia's career. Why? Because the boy is Jewish. Just let that sink in for a moment.
>By David Rothstein

Please tell me this is just one of you guys trolling

He didn't. The actual assault was, unfortunately, off camera

>let it sink in

What? The way to destroy Juden is to part him from his currency?

Not surprised. Torrent was all over since January 2017.

And you my aussie friend always shitposting with bantz and always make me kek.

>It was also released on direct-demand at the same time

>UK, only in one theater

*yawn* I just got my midday coffee but feeling sleepy, the shit was 'happening' last night.

Don't wanna say it but, SHIAt you're all a little bit too obsessed.
>Clicking the clickiest clickbait ever.
>The clickbait machine made this for you

It's a fucking movie from 2015.

It's common in Jews

> be Shia Lebeouf
> spend millions making a shitty movie
> only screen it at undisclosed location deep in the Finnish woods in an underground bunker guarded by skeletons
> some lone Sup Forumsack calculates exact coordinates by analyzing gravitational interference
> shows up at the secret cinema
> Shia still jews him 7 pounds for the ticket

He's Jewish?

EVERYTHING is jews

Just enough to buy a new HWNDU flag or make another movie.

>american actor
>not jewish

AHAHAHAHAH! Shekelstein actually believes this when his career was over long before anyone swept in to bathe in the tears

He just screened it once for tax benefits, he's banking on it making money on Netflix etc.

What flag is that?

joisey

Looks good, all things considered.

>usurer

I dont think you know what this means

does anyone have that side profile pick exposing his weak concave chin

>posting from the UK
>asks what flag that is

Hahaha, smelly Arab detected harder than I've ever seen before. Fuck Mohammed, fuck Allah and fuck you, subhuman filth. Eat shit and die. Hahahahaha.

I don't know. Care to weigh in on this Shia?

>when it's one of you chaps applying the echoes

The jews are trying to infatilise and make it look like memes are just harmless banter yoiu stupid nigger.

>made $200,000 in interest due to his uncle defaulting on his loan.

It wasn't in the original contract but i would say that (((Justice Bransten))) clearly enabled Shia to make 25% extra on top of the original loan.

He looks so drunk and angry there that I'm suprised he didn't forget that he wasn't his internet personality and try to murder both of them.

Manlets, when will they ever learn?

one (1) ticket

Oh how it must hurt that proud Island to be confused with America's largest den of faux Italians

>Make claim
>Make sure person knows that claim holds weight, and should be internalized, becuase all natural responses to said situation are, and should only be, "Who fucking cares?"

The enteral kike.

>Man down Genre: Sci-Fi Disaster Film, War Drama Theater Release: December 02, 2016
>Man Down DVD and Blu-ray release date was set for March 7, 2017 and available on Digital HD from Amazon Video and iTunes on February 21, 2017.
The most money they made was on the theater release back in December.
This is a 2015 movie so why was it released late 2016?

>movie's looking pretty shit
>it's never gonna float in cinemas
>better turn it into some artsy "1 cinema in bumfuck nowhere" deal to chance a cult following
>it's still shit

...

How did we convince normies not to go? How did we do it?!

Drooping eye usually comes from being punched a lot.

T. Was punched a lot.

He had enough of the jewish tricks.

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hahahah. was this his new art project? the film was only accessible to one man , watching it in a empty cabin in the middle of a forest in northwest England.

inb4 shia snaps, goes full Sup Forums and uses "method acting" as a cover

>1 seed

>1 seed
Looks like the one guy who bought a ticket had a camera. Kek

JUST

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>(((Won yet another legal battle against a relative who borrowed nearly one million dollars)))
That must be one of the most Jewish thing I've heard today.

gosh you stupid fucks... there is a reason this movie sold only 1 ticket you faggots. CONTRACT!

i know it is fun to bully someone but please if you do so CHECK THE FACTS

Underrated post

>get rich polishing Bumblebee's crankshaft
>opt out of lucrative shekel deal because toy robots > your "acting"
>it turns out you were better off pointing sharpened sticks at Decepticons and spreading your buttcheeks for Michael Bay

Almond status: 100% submerged & saturated

I'm surprised nobody has posted this yet

>How did we convince normies not to go?

We didn't. Shia is a fucking meme and so is his following. Nobody but some butthurt SJWs and their troll stalkers care about the guy. No normie even knows he's made a film.

my sides rattled

Do you think if we keep at it, he might break and finally take the red pill? What if instead of hating pol he snaps and campaigns for it? Don't get me wrong I know that sounds like a pipe dream, but I wonder the potential of how far he could help reverse leftist mentality?

He's Jewish. It's in his interests to remain a lefty.

>tfw asymmetrical face
>tfw hook nose
>tfw not even the slightest bit of Jewish ancestry

He can't help anyone obviously. Only 1 person cares enough about him to see his new movie

Shia---t

fucking awful
never do that again