Anyone know how to get some welfare in australia? Everyone else already takes advantage, so I want a piece of the pie. Im 18 but parents earn above the threshold for welfare, so any cheeky tricks around this?
Australian welfare question
Kill your parents, problem solved.
Are you non-white or a single mother? The gibs will come automatically.
Everyone else has to work for a living.
Heard u can get documents stating ur a coon and that'll get u some bux. Just gotta find an elder and bribe him with a box of wine
What are you doing at the moment? If you're going into higher education you can get student-gibs.
Might not be an issue if you move out, and can claim rent-assistance ontop.
Im dependant, so im measured against my parents income so no student gibs unless i trick them.
Does that actually end up being worth it money wise?
Also shouls i get married for like 25$ to get some gibs?
>Does that actually end up being worth it money wise?
No, but how much money are you getting from your parents?
Virtually nothing, while my friends all have $300 a fortnight gibs
Please kys, I hate supporting lazy cunts like you
Get a job instead of leeching off centrelink you fuckwit
This give back don't take u cunt.
Im gonna spend the rest of my life paying for these dickheads once I graduate, so I may aswell take some now
Dont be a faggot, be like me, get a job, and earn over $1000 a week, no i do not sell drugs either
You should neck yourself. If you survive you can get disso, if you don't then you don't need to get a job
Get a doctor to say you have Autism
Hey faggot OP.
1. Move out and get Rent Assistance
2. Claim you are Aboriginal
3. Claim you are a Drug Addict
You will het signed up with MAX employment or one of those places, tell them you are a drug addict and suicidal! (Make sure you tell them this!)
Dont so will get you put as a Class 4 Case. Which means you are entitled to heaps more money and help services (they will buy you clothes and suits and shit).
Next - go to every interview you can, but make sure to be late, bomb the interview - jist present yourself as an unhirable mess.
Go to the interviews drunk, or high, or both.
But make sure you do those things: move out, rent a place, get neet Bux, claim to ne an abo, claim to be a druggo.
Enjoy OP - God speed.
Thats actually a good idea you should give that a go op you might be 10% abbo anyway.
Thanks this has given me a lot of food for thought
Hey OP, I'll give u some of my ideas, might give u inspiration.
I live with my parents, dependent and we fail the income test so can't get benefits.
Plan is to marry my WHITE gf (cost $25 I think), then I will be getting assessed against her, and will get a few hundo a week.
Other options I'm considering:
Have kids
Homeschool kids (extra $$)
Pretend to be mental
Pretend to be druggo
Pretend to be domestic abusive relationship
Any anons know how marriage will affect our tax
test
bump i need some gibs
get a job you fat fuck
>being a worthless nigger
Kill yourself.