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Whats your most interesting experience with a nigger?

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I've seen one

I let one pierce my tight pink anus with his huge BBC. The best experience of my life.

Sup Forums needs to concede and expect that this it's future.

knew one who claimed he was a "spider person"

We REALLY need to co-opt faceberg memes.

spideynigg

paying to have one fuck me with his BBC

I live in a white country.

Seeing young women get blacked, and supporting the new law to castrate all white male babies, and force them to take HRT to become slaves for superior black men

Ummmm well I don't know.... first of all most of them don't like being called the n word............

>smelly nigger hobo asks me for money
>I say no
>nigger doesn't give up, keeps asking and starts following me
>police show up and arrest nigger

WE WUZ SPIDERZ AND SHIET

The one where our bull made my wife squirt 3 feet.

I didn't see one until I was 8.
To be a kid again...

>A-america is t-totally white guys!

>54% white.

kek why would you pay

I got near one recently. I had to check for my wallet, keys, and check for bullets, then run to the bank and check my account. Then I went home, showered, and went to church to get re-baptized

My friends car was broken into by a nigger, they stole his $3,000 bass.

I was walking down the street when I noticed a middle aged black dude crouched on the sidewalk sprinking something on the ground. I got close enough to see it was "carpet fresh", then I crossed the road

I remember going to a school in which most people were white. One day, a niglet joined my classroom and I made friends with him. We would sometimes lightly make fun of him because of his skin color, and he didn't mind much.

One day the teacher overheard us making fun of him, and said we'd go to jail and told us we racists were pure evil. It only went downhill from then on.

how can you even differentiate a nigger from an average brazilian?

Is that thing even human

made me smile

You don't. We are all one people, in one planet.

Just like Old Germans and New Germans.

7:1

7:2

germany only has like 85m inhabitants though, brazil has what, 200m? so nice 50% white quota my good pal

this thread

You guys will fucking love this story

>be me in high school
>hanging out with nigger friend
>he asks me if I want to sleep over
>he's having a family party with family coming up from Alabama
>whole family from Alabama flies up and we pick them up from the airport
>fucking like 20 niggers in my friends house
>loud as fuck, we're all drinking terrible rum and 40 ounces, one nigger is cooking everyone Southern cuisine mostly fried chicken
>night calms down
>everyone goes to bed, all rooms occupied, no blankets or pillows in sight
>ask my friend where to sleep
>he literally pulls some fucking CARDBOARD out of the closet, cuts it up, tells me to sleep on that because there's no beds, couches or blankets

>mfw I slept on the hardwood floor of some niggers house on cardboard after partying with 23 niggers all night

i fucking love this story

rude as fuck though making you sleep on cardboard, did he just forget that all his fucking family would come to visit?

Does anyone have that evolution and Brazil pic?

Got sent to a public high school after 9 years in private. Fucking culture shock
>nigger in one class dressed head to toe in same color clothes. So we nicknamed him banana, strawberry, blueberry, then shit.
>anytime a substitute teacher would come, nigs would kill the lights and start throwing anything they could get their hands on at the sub and everyone else
>never go in the 300 hallway. Ever.
>nigresses would always drag/shuffle their feet, never in a hurry and color their hair all fucked up.
>nigresess wore custom hoodies with names like "Mz. Red", "Mz. Gucci Blue", "Mz. Tay Tay" ironed on the back
>the poorer nigs wore their shoes like slippers we called "go-fos" because you could only go foward while wearing them

I hated that fucking school

Dude this is the best part of it, apparently when his family comes up this is what he does to go to sleep. He slept on cardboard too. The nigger had a WHOLE FUCKING CLOSET FULL of just goddamn cardboard.

There was no blankets, no pillows, no couches, beds or anything, the only option I had was to either sleep on the hardwood floor or accept the cardboard. Weird fucking night. I haven't seen that kid since he moved to Georgia after high school. Haven't spoken to him in years. Funny fucking times with that nog though

SSG in the army took me under his wing and redpilled me on human suffering philosophy. Good man.

niggers have no concept of future-planning or time management

THE CENSUS LIES, MEXICANS AND MULATTOS CLAIM THEY ARE WHITE.

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When I was a kid they all hated Pokemon and swore up-and-down that Yugioh was infinitely better.

Oh yeah and I'm not sure the kid had any idea his family was coming. He had tons of concussions from football so he was fucking stupid as hell.

His dad was an immigrant from Jamaica and a really good chef and we would smoke weed with him. Good fucking times

why were they throwing shit at subs? wtf

I've met 4 nigs in school in total
I was very bro of one of them, we laughed about everything like retards, we just pointed at someone/something and started to laugh together, really cool
the other 3 were the troublemakers of the school

Bummed a cigarette to one once, bix nood smoked the entire thing backwards and kept jabbering on the entire time. I even asked him when he lit it up, "do you want another? you lit that backwards" but he just kept on talking. Crack is a hell of a drug I guess.

>Nearly 7 in 10 Americans have less than $1,000 in savings


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Well, that explains that.

Some niggers moved into the apartment below me. They had loud parties at night and slept all day. Strange chemical smell from their place. One day they skipped town and left all their shit behind. Turns out they were cooking meth in there. Fucking niggers.

Where is the carandai and machete?

Played soccer on weekends with a former Cape Verdian PhD Chemical Engineering student.

The majority of former Portuguese African colonies take a lot of years to graduate from Medicine though.

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it was really cool to make contact with a black person

Why is the guy in the middle so ugly?

Several were co-workers. Everyday, they would do everything a normal person would. But they were probably being shifty.

That's completely untrue. If you call them nigger to their face they immediately respect you and become subservient, in my experience.

kek ... oh the hue bantz is strong in this one.

When I used to work in 711 there was this really fucking weird retarded tall ass black dude
He smelled like absolute shit and the manager would let him buy expired stuff for cheap
I had to pinch in his stinky ass EBT card and he would always buy a Black and mild jazz
He would always walk up to females and say "you wanna suck some dick"
I admit it was really funny but when I would tell him to leave he would

I knew a Congolese homosexual who tried to hit on me and got his hat puked in by a Ukranian kid at a bar, but that's about it. Not too many blacks in Maine, they're mostly Carib or Christian Nigerians and very nice, hardworking people.

of course you'd say that, monkeys sticking together i see

omw over to your place right now to push your cheeky shit in btw fagface

they have 12 gorillions germans.

I dont have many chances to associate with them

brugal too

First time I ever met one was at Kits beach, was a tall skinny 15. Walking by the dude (he must a been about 30), he calls out, asks me to come over for a minute -- he's with a few young white chicks, so why not?

I go over, he reaches down and then smokes me across the face with one of his running shoes. Total wtf, out of nowhere sucker shot.

Dude looks at me, says "That's what life is like, kid".

Walk away half destroyed, the little (about my age) girlies come running after, begging me not to call the cops, etc., etc. I just wanted to gtfo there, was fucked up and humiliated.

That was the very first black guy i ever interacted with. Haven't liked or trusted niggers since.

I lived with a somalian guy at a house I moved into at uni after my first one with friends fell apart. Couple good stories. This guy is basically everything you'd expect from typical somali nigger.

>comes up to me one day, "yo man, you wanna make some money?
>sure, how?
>I got a guy man. you got a bank account?
>yeah why?
>I got a nigga who good with computers and shit. He takes the money out of bank account of dead people. He needs an account to put it into, you let us use your account, we put it in, you take the money get it out and split it with us. They won't go after no white boy
>yeeeah, sure. I'll think about it.

Brugal sucks now, under foreign ownership.

Just not the same.

>Guy mentions he can get the best weed in the city. Tells me he'll hit me up when he's going to his guy if i'm interested
>sure
>week later he tells me he's about to head off, to come jump in the car.
>bout 5 after we start, tells me he hopes no cops are about
>how come?
>I don't have any insurance
>ah, ok.
>don't have any license either
>hmmm
>and this car is stolen
>not even surprised at this last point
>we go to the guy, pick up. stop in layby on way back so guy can roll a joint.
>smokes it driving on the way back

I went and smoked the bud with my friends afterwards and they thought it was great, told me I needed to go back in the car with him next time he was going to pick up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking A dude living with that guy must have been hell

>Go to training camp for work
>Class of 16 people
>4 black(2 guys and 2 girls), 2 asians, rest are white or latino
>instructor is black guy
>Over the course of the duration of the class a few get kicked out
>1 white guy got kicked out for sleeping once
>2 of the black guys were caught sleeping multiple times and were allowed to continue
>One black girl gets kicked out since she tried to cut herself in class with a butter knife
>Final test comes along
>Everyone of the remaining class pass except for the two black guys and one white guy
>Same day after finishing the other black chick gets kicked out for sleeping with multiple students in the other classes and one teacher
>They get a chance to retake the test the next day
>Instructor spends the whole night tutoring the 2 blacks guys
>Next day the white guy passes on first try and the 2 black guys keep failing the test until the 3rd try
>I get sent to a work station with the two black guys
>Not a month goes by before one is caught stealing well the other may have been involved but kept his job

be on the north side of Flint, Mi
only crack addicts n ebonics
nigga in group needs a ride home
be white n nice ask "where do you live?"
nigger has blank stare
ask again "where do you live?"
nigga shakes his head
sister taps mi side, lets e know degenerate dont live nowhere, he stay, ask him where he stay
"where you stay"
nigger: "ah shit man i stay up the street and down to block!"

never met one and not planning to

Dude fucking hell I would've been so paranoid in that situation. You don't want to be caught in a stolen car. Somali's are the sketchiest people ever

last one

>coming back home, hear landlord talking to somali on stairs.
>landlord talking about how the guy hasn't paid this month
>yeah man, i'll get it to you. tell you what, if you wait a little bit for this month, I'll give you an extra months payment on top just for you
>Yeah, thats what you said last month!

fucking niggers man.

You've never met a nigger?? There's no niggers in your area at all?

A Young, black employee at Macy's said "sup boss" to me. It made me feel important.

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I fucking was man, I tell you. He could have mentioned shit before I got in. Of course my buddies wanted me to go again because the weed was that good. I'll give the guy that, he had some good dealer connections

Nothing too interesting here since I grew up in Edmonton, which had like five black people at the time.

Two went to my school. One kid tried to stab my eye out with a cross-country ski pole during 'Wildlife' class (basically a more interesting gym class that also taught the basics of hunting and survival). Teacher saw the whole thing and did nothing about him.

Same class, I hit a bullseye twice during the archery unit the sheboon tried to claim my arrows were her arrows. Thankfully I wasn't in her homeroom but apparently she also used to threaten to beat the shit out of the smart kids if they didn't let her copy their homework.

underrated

In highschool we had a black guy in our group that always laughed at our racist jokes. We were so close that we could call him a nigger and he wouldn't get angry.

well sand niggers but thats diffrent its like comparing apples that steal bikes to apples that explode

I was car jacked by 3 niggers and they eventually got one living out of the vehicle. He literally made a fake title for the vehicle and said he bought it. I easily picked him out of a line up and he was up for his 3rd strike. (ca fag)

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Guy sounds like a fucking movie character he's so stereotypical. That would have freaked me out so much. Why the fuck didn't he just bring the weed back? At least it was good bud

How did you end up meeting this guy and moving in with him?

Lmao are you a sand nigger as well? Give me a good sand nigger story

Yeah these people are fucking insane. Somali's are all clinically insane

Because they could get away with it
Also-
>nigs would spit in classroom and snap gum constantly
>they would buy candy from Costco and sell it in the halls between classes
>a nig who sat next to me wanted to buy said candy, and asked me "lemmefintoholfitycenz"- translated "let me fin to hold fifty cents"
>they all smelled like shit or shitty cologne

maybe he was holding his anger in and someday


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>interesting experience with a nigger?
desu is there really such a thing? I mean outside of Hollywood fairytales that tell people how and what they should automatically think.

Oh jesus. The stories I have from that fucking house are absolutely insane. The way i got there was pretty ridiculous as well. Second year I lived with friends, one of them went mad on an acid trip and smashed down all the doors and wouldn't pay for it. So other housemates found own places, I was left in lurch and replied to an ad for a room. Seemed good enough. Lesbian student and this older construction worker lived there. The construction worker turned out to be unable to pay bills and owed landlord like 2k. Land lord kicked him out at christmas, we let him stay for like a month rather than put him on street. Those guys move out, get somalian, and this gay guy. 5 mins after meeting me gay guy text me asking me if i wanted to suck his dick. Somalian guy's shit I mentioned. And I swear to god, the fucking nigger would come in at 5am, turn the heating onto full and leave it on, full stop. No matter how much I told him. Also, landlord was super fucking weird, I can elaborate if you're interested.

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>be me
>19 years old
>see my dad who i have never seen show an emotion during my whole life crying his eyes out
>i ask "dad whats wrong?"
>he answers "your grandma is dead "
>i pretend to shed a few tears
>go to my room
>close door
>grab lube and search child porn
>fap to it
>think about fucking my dead grandma
>cum
this is the day i discovered i am a degenerate

How did I fucking know you were going to say some shit like this? You are that fucking Iraqi sperg that posts the weirdest shit in every thread. I see you here all the time talking about fucking goats

I saw you in a thread earlier saying your cousin breast feeds from your penis. You are such a fuck lmao. Is Assad's gas lingering over to your area or something?

Boss is a derogatory term blacks use for authority when they don't have the balls to call you a bitch to your face.

Had one chimp out at on me working a bar when I called him that. I fucking called everyone boss because I got them what they asked for to drink...

holy shit

i have never met you and this is my first time on Sup Forums

Jesus Christ you lived with some fucking characters lmao. How did the Somali react to the fag?

And yeah what was up with the landlord?

its not supposed to be funny

This is just what Islam does to society, user.

This is not your first time on Sup Forums. I see you in tons of threads and you are always posting this type of shit lmao. I call you out for being a sperg every time, brother

Muslims

Getting robbed at gunpoint earlier today. Seriously, i made a thread on it.

Saw your thread, never relax.

yep pretty much