Have any of y'all heard of this? 30 contestants from around the world travel to a bear and wolf-infested island to live for 9 months through a freezing Siberian winter, hoping to survive the same kind of climate that killed the Wehrmacht.
I'm a factory worker from Alabama, and I hope to be one of them. Grew up on a farm in the hills of North Georgia, know a thing or two about living in the woods and I'm hoping that'll come in handy in gulag country.
Beyond the hope of winning the game and some of the prize money, I like to see myself as a sort of peace envoy to the Russians; prove that not all Americans are decadent, burger-munching neocon morons. I think I'd be a good candidate as a peace envoy since, well, I'm pretty much the quintessential Trump supporter: rural white working-class Protestant male millennial from the Deep South who's parents and grandparents were all Reagan Democrats. Fond of Putin, don't really care about Syria, hoping Russia wipes out the scum who blew up that subway of theirs...
...what do y'all say? Looking forward to Dukes of Hazzard meets the Gulag Archipelago? Assist me in this endeavor, denizens of Sup Forums, and I promise to scream "PRAISE KEK" on live television.
To vote for me, go to my profile on their website and share on social media. Faceberg is being weird about it, so use something like twitter or vk.com instead.
There are depressingly few Anglophones who seem willing to get on board with this, but at this one's a badass. Fought pirates in the name of Her Majesty's Royal Navy and then went on to fight terrorists on behalf of the Kurds. How does a man like that even exist in this century? We can't allow him to stay behind while Perfidious Gaul has several of their people in the top slots!
We all need just 200-300 votes max for a sure place in the top 120, so make it happen boys and girls!
Nathan Phillips
Not yet. Judging from the VK profiles, there's a fair number of English and Spanish speakers so I should do okay..
Michael Price
Siberia is a bit different than Pigsknuckle Arkansas
Hudson Carter
nah
Austin Gomez
Well I wasn't all that worried how much snow they get... then I learned how much a meter makes...
No worries though. I've been preparing myself with some inspirational music:
Youre gonna die just so you know. But ill vote for you since you seem to want death, good luck bud
Nicholas Miller
It's basically Wisconsin
Evan Williams
can you make Putin register on twitter? do you have some internet based polling, to which he would have to respond to if lets say 100k signs would ask him for it?
Jack Clark
Trips! Kek has spoken!
Thanks, buddy. I am not afraid to meet my fate, whatever it may be. Shadilay!
Kevin Mitchell
Goodsped user, i hope you make it to the finals,and demostrating to this rotten world, that there can be friendship its the way to go.
Adam Bell
What do you plan on bringing as apart of the 100 kilos you are allowed? (220 pounds it seems)
Nathaniel Bailey
Wear wool socks and long underwear, -40 is FUCKING COLD. Good luck senpai
Jayden Clark
He does have a Twitter actually, and I think he has a Futubra too though I haven't made much use of that.
I don't know if Putin himself cares much for social media, and from what I've heard I tend to doubt it. Some of his state employees are pretty based, though.
I will explain why these shows with survival do not work in Siberia in winter. Somewhere in the jungle you can live a month eating worms and grass, but in Siberia it does not work because the script will be so: > Your hearth extinguished > On the street usual siberian night -30 > Two hours later you are dead
John Bailey
>I'm pretty much the quintessential Trump supporter: rural white working-class Protestant male millennial from the Deep South
And nothing of value will be lost that day...
Go for it OP.
Justin Garcia
>whatever it may be If you are going out yelling "praise kek! Shadilay!" You are gonna get ostracized real quick, my bet is you get sacrficed to the old slavic gods of winter by your fellow survivors