/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SYMPHONY OF COMMERCIAL ALARMS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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First for static.

Another bread, another male black with a mental illness

new bread. same comfy.

Stay a while and listen.

Positive Community Interaction

>Photon masterace here.
>Come at me, bro.

REEEEE FUCK RETINAS AND SEEING AND SHIT

First for checkin keys

first to pull dick out

/Comfy/ edition

Niggers confirmed for being too stupid to remember their own names

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Nigs at night. Role call, Roberts.

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Keys

yeah i kek'd

>Chiraq

Chicongo is more accurate.

Man that guy sounds depressed sitting in his car in the rain ;_;

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I am going to head down to the lake in a few hours and do my best to get some sick 20 foot wave shots.

UPDATED OC PLZ R8

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Lake Michiganfag here. I'm like 3 blocks from tell lake, however in the suburbs.

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doesn't get comfier than /CPD/

Will we see a third screwdriver fight tonight?

And this time an actual victim

1 block from the lake. Rogers Park reporting.

8/10. the nog triggered me

I am in Lakeview wind is fucking howling right now. Id like to show fellow anons but I don't wanna get fucking Doxxed.

NOW DAT SOME TOP GRATE ROBERT OC MAYNE

pic related, Robert, the lieutenant of cpd

Check yo keys

>adding scanlines to the worst robo cop film

OP should be ashamed. That movie wasn't fashy at all.

If someone could shop some heelies on Robocop I would be eternally grateful

Is that the hacker Sup Forums in the background?

>commercial alarm at jo-anne's fabric
niggas need to sew curtains n sheeit

He's not bedridden, so probably not. Unless this is an old picture.

We were in Loyola Park the other day walking around.

>van vs building

I heard shots fired but couldn't make out how many

>aliens

Nothing surprises me anymore

someone just hit a parked car

Probably going to huff some craft glue

Wait wut?

you are awesome.
9/10 replace corner darkie with sassy dispatch and it will be perfect.

There was strange feedback, sounded like ayys

>that noise

Do you think aliens ever listen to our police scanners? If they're trying to discover the true nature of the human race Chicago would be a bad place to start.

Any of y'all ever met a dispatcher? Are they sassy IRL?

My cousin used to date a dispatcher. She was a junkie irl.

Oh I figured two Roberts were just standing to close to each other

Oh shit emergency buttons being hit

It's a perfect job for a girl that's into uppers.

Forgot some shit in the car.

Top kek why would you come back to put stuff in a bag?

Did I hear homeland security?

Second time I've heard that with NW Memorial.

I feel like I'd be a good dispatcher

OC

*check any key to start. otherwise 9/10

Should've put "check any key to start

That's that Chicago color of the sky exactly.

thats noice 11/10

Holy fucking shit....

I can hear that load screen.
youtu.be/wCbR_LpT8Zs

Bright cloudy. Noice.

It's not easy work. Stressfull.

I've worked 8 years as dispatch and you can't do mistakes. If i fucked up then someone didn,t get his bathrobe in time or got the wrong toppings on his pizza.

If they fuck up people FUCKING DIE. I should still check if my city need some1

Is that screwdriver fight still going on? If so all I can think is both nogs put a lot of points into parry and dodge stats.

Done!

Fuck I forgot to link

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Fixed.

AMBER
LAMPS

fucking beautiful, user

I love this thread.

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Nice.

Do you think Hiroshimoot will ever extend audio webms from /gif/ to the rest of the site?

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I doubt it, would eat up way to much bandwidth wouldn't it?

FUCKING NICE

NICE!

Dank thread, anons. good work. Mine's still in progress.

Bleedin from tha ead

Saved

Dreadlock is bleeding from the head!

Would be nice. At least allow us to embed somehow.

I would rip real sounds from the feed and add them to these glorious OC you guys are doing.
>CHECK YO KEYS!

Texbert headout out to the local Whataburger. Gonna be listening in.

Stay safe out there.

I can't wait for the weekend my dudes

>one suspect bleeding from the head lol

There are worse ways to die

No man having your left hand turn into whatever you touch sounds morbid.

He couldn't resist the BRAAAAPPPP

*better

When Im drinking I refuse to leave too

I havent heard an adidas reference yet tonight.

Too much rain.

>Open sunroof
SUSPICIOUS
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Spooky when dispatch goes silent. Stay safe, Roberts.

I always get anxious when it gets quite

>Dat giggling

Patrick Brewer, RIP in peace

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I am out tonight Roberts, cold and rain and too much wind here.

Think I am going to get comfy with a classic film and some tea.

Check your keys anons.

It's a pretty slow night, eh user?

Take it easy, Robert.

NU OC TEST

>screwdriver wound on wabash

I'm a little pissed I missed the 2 screwdriver fights, hopefully it picks up. I'll probably fall asleep listening in

I stepped away for a second, who died? Not /Robert/, r-r-right?