500€/Month additional integration money, a chauffeur from the intelligence service and a free lifetime truck driving license.
Michael Stewart
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Parker Kelly
This, unless of course the missile misses you and hits an orphanage.
Henry Foster
What is a choripan, goy?
Tyler Wilson
Punishment? Don't you guys get extra benefits for fighting for your country?
Dylan Morris
I'm sorry, you said orphanage but all I heard was ISIS training camp.
Blake Evans
>convert & pledge allegiance to ISIS >commit terror attack in own country on their behalf >survive the ensuing manhunt or shootout
ADX Florence (supermax). Maybe Terre Haute (execution) later on.
Logan Williams
Why does kek want to destroy Germ any?
Matthew Roberts
In Sweden you get a free apartment and paid cost for taking driving lessons.
Henry Wright
I heard Europe opened their borders to them and gave them free stuff. I think you are making this prison thing up.
Josiah Gutierrez
is what the government gives to dumb people to gain their support
Christian Cook
This
Andrew Rivera
Kek no other cuck nations can compare with the two of you anons
Gavin Martin
And what is the funniest part here, that this is not even made up.
Ayden Morris
>What is the punishment in your country for joining ISIS and fighting with them for a while? punishment? you get a reward here habibi
Jonathan Lee
Think about the chilluns!
Mason Parker
BRAVE, PROGRESSIVE, AND INSPIRING
Caleb Wood
based as fuck
you're still a non-country though
Mason Nelson
You will dieded..
Jackson Bennett
we shoot them in the back of the head in a ditch somewhere. bury the body in a shallow grave.
bankrupt the family, send them to labor camps.
Asher Peterson
Tfw 4 years in Norwegian prison is better than Your current life
Blake Hernandez
They should be killed for treason.
Nolan Foster
> (OP) >Tfw 4 years in Norwegian prison is better than Your current life
No shit brother, I live in poverty and If I got jailed, my living standards would increase by a 100%
Brody James
Just kidding. You will get locked up with food and air conditioning waiting for an execution order that will never come. You will also become famous and get interviews with reuters and such..You will go on TV showing your massive ass and belly wearing a fancy watch. You will get sympathy with a chance to further push your propaganda by saying things like "we always order our fellow brothers not to bomb places with innocent people".
Mason Clark
kek
Jaxon Evans
>and a free lifetime truck driving license Fucking killed me.
Andrew Long
I think you would get refugee status for this here, this means a shitload of money and softer punishments for crime.
This is why I can't understand what you guys are afraid of. Murder dozens of people and this is your punishment,
This guy literally made official complaints that >Morning coffee was too cold >ps2 was outdated
Anthony Morales
I'm literally and unironically going to kill myself now. See you on the other side.
Carson Jones
That's not really describing what they're like, will you get shanked for looking at someone the wrong way? Are you going to get raped for not being part of the right gang?
Not much captured terrorists yet but some dumbfucks were Some cunt tried to travel to Syria to join some isis fucker she married via Skype to spite her ex got 4,5 years. Some churka transferred 2000rub (35$) to his isis online friend got 5 years. Some churkas arrested in Moscow with weapons and explosives, said to be preparing to blow up shit got up to 13 years. Some churkas in tver who killed a married couple to pledge loyalty to isis got 30 years.