KS checking in for happenings. Praise Kek, and praise Robert
Oliver Morgan
>Sassy dispatch working tonight >still letting /cpd/ die
I'm blaming the shills
Jack White
spiderman sighting wtf
Robert Harris
Repostan for mah Roberts
comfy thread in a shitstorm of shillniggotry
Dominic Hughes
Can I call 911 on the shills shitting up the catalog
Aaron Flores
Good afternoon, anons. Happy to see someone started a thread up already. How are you all doing today?
Joshua Young
checked and doing great now that whatever interference was going on last night is over
sounded intentional I hope they got the fucker that was messing with the signal. Last year on 4th of July someone kept playing loud bells and shit over the dispatch.
Nolan Evans
Evening roberts.
Buckle up, there's a weird vibe in the air tonight. Shit is going to pop...something about the wind and cold. Watch, people are going to be getting mean tonight.
David Wilson
What's up with the mush-mouthed roberts tonight, goddamn...
Michael Brown
I don't remember the bells you're talking about. It was a while ago though, and my memory is shit.
>Buckle up, there's a weird vibe in the air tonight. Shit is going to pop Here's to hoping you're right!
Have some late tail-end OC I pumped out before my ISP fucked me
Mason Reed
Hey robert cain, it's good to see ya. I Couldn't even count shells or post ghostrobert philosophy last night, i hardly know how to feel...
Logan Collins
I'm not home yet but I'll be reporting for duty before RRH. How was everyone's day?
Ian Jones
It was popping off until about 1:45am...I dropped ar 2, right as most roberts were checking in for lunch. My ISP was dropping me avery 10 minutes or so for 3 minute intervals, so I called it then. It looks like the night stayed quiet and the thread died finally at 4.
Colton Lopez
saved
David Flores
>drinking >suspicious >in a nissan
Is getting a goddamn Nissan up there with having your eyes halfway shut and pretending to know how a gun works on the thug checklist?
Luis Smith
Nissan has a really large nog following lately for some reason. Started coming on in the last few years.
Kevin Wilson
dealerships were probably offering crazy high-interest 56 month loans to people with garbage credit before all the other companies started doing it
James Wright
It's because the market is saturated with used nissans. You can find really good deals at most dealers, because they probably have a million of the things laying around as trade ins.
Asher Garcia
LOSE PITBULL
I WONDER WHAT SKIN COLOR THE OWNER HAS
Bentley Perez
That sounds about right.
>pitbull on the loose >roaming around an alley
They're gonna put a .45 caliber collar on it.
Camden Baker
>female caller >stabbed by female back >with a needle
Is this a fucking thing now? Just a couple nights ago there was the spic needle honor duel...
Nicholas Thompson
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Angel Rivera
>offender wearing high white boots
HOOKER FIGHT
Ryan Phillips
That's sad. I hate what niggers have done to pit bulls. I have one and he's the sweetest dog I have, but because of their strong jaws they get a bad reputation. Also cops don't carry 45's.
Owen Jenkins
oooh, rent-a-pussy fight. I love watching that shit.
Bentley Robinson
Nothing like a skank fight to kick off a shift.
>Ahh...gonna be going on a positive community interaction...
capcha> select all crabs It knows...
Noah Bailey
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Asher Walker
I won't even pretend to actually know shit about police loadouts :P
and i agree...pits can be nice, but they've been bred and trained to be half-feral by the nogs for so long, they're kinda going backward...
Jordan Nelson
smoke bud
Oliver Nelson
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Kevin Lee
>48 year old son >issues yesterday >now smashing walls
The autism is strong with this one...
Evan Miller
This will help me take my mind off of all this Syria/Trump shit
Nathaniel James
>rent-a-pussy No, that just sounds like typical nigger assrage.
Logan King
Don't know why we'd need to go across an ocean for a fight, we have a perfectly good wartorn shithole right here...
Gavin Rogers
>someone come in here and help translate polish?
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
Camden Hernandez
It fucks me up that that pic arouses my urge to go urban exploring, and humans actually live in that shit. This is what I expect from Syria or Astan or other destitute foreign shitholes. America should have more self respect.
Adam Russell
thank you for the thread OP.
Joshua Phillips
What's happening, Roberts?
Carter Kelly
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John Phillips
Humans don't live there, robert. I assure you, they don't. Maybe a few homes that are fortified like bunkers, but it's the same kinda people who move in to old missile silos in the desert.
It'd be cool to explore, yes, but you run the EXACT same level of risk as you would doing this in old ruins in iraq or syria. With nearly the same result if you step into the wrong place.
Ryder Murphy
It's nice to know that after all these years there's still Polacks causing trouble in Chicago.
John Myers
/cpd/ is producing the best OC these days.
fantastic work anons.
Jacob Cook
low-level chronic chimpening, as per usual.
It wouldn't be so bad if I could bring my rifle.
Jaxson Lewis
It's like seeing an irish cop nightstick a jaywalker, it's that nostalgia...
Hunting, or assault? I swear to fucking god it's like a zombie movie, you will get mobbed the first sound you make...
Justin Ortiz
We really are. Seriously, I've been saying it since last week, the best meme engineers on Sup Forums chill in these threads, and that only amplifies the comyness these threads provide.
Dominic Reyes
>sketchy fucks in a nissan >been there a while >one finally gets out >goes directly into another car that just pulled up behind them
Sucking cock or drugs, ya think?
Liam Walker
The next full moon is next Tuesday. The coonery is always high when the moon is full, I'm looking forward to it
Liam Perry
100% drug deal
Matthew Rodriguez
Exactly. Nostalgia.
Nathan Powell
Not my OC, but more than glad to donate from my humble collection to the comfiest thread around
Aaron Martinez
>male black > 6'7''
bring the big guns
Ryan Rivera
>6'7''
that's a big male black
Logan Anderson
custom-built AR-15 carbine.
neat, another retro-themed CPD poster.
Chase Wilson
>dumping roberts
Aiden Barnes
Drugs
Elijah Nelson
>6'7" BASKETBALL AMERICAN SILVERBACK ADAM'S GONNA GET SPACE-JAMMED!
Anyone know if there's a website streaming Live PD as it airs? I saw that show when I was visiting my Mom (don't have cable at home) and now I want to watch it
>live in CT >all week local news bragging about how we have the lowest crime rate since 1963 >prisons being closed down due to low occupancy >no one mentions how this could relate to decriminalization in 2012
Not that I think people should be puffing away on weed in public, but locking someone up for 2 years because you found a pipe on a drunk and disorderly call, when they would have just spent a night in jail sobering up if the pipe wasn't found, seems pretty ridiculous to me
Eli Rogers
>he does not have a valid license >obviously
topkek
Luke Martinez
>OBVIOUSLY
top fucking kek
Chase Fisher
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Anthony Ward
I think public intoxication of any sort is disgusting, but if they want to do it in their own homes I don't give a shit. Fuck it, bread and circuses, yeah? If the peons want to spend all their freetime high and NOT out being violent and destructive, I say empower them.
Dylan Phillips
>*Obviously* Oh the wit!
Dominic Gomez
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Lucas Robinson
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Brayden Butler
>tfw adam
Henry Gomez
ONE ADAM 12 ONE ADAM 12 SEE THE WOMAN ABOUT A PROWLER 5TH AND FIGUEROA
Henry Allen
>homeland security check
Luis Harris
FAKE HUNNIDS NIGGA
Owen Williams
>FAKE ONE HUDED DOLLA BIYULL
Ryan Mitchell
sassy wants a PB&J sammich
Jose Ross
did sum1 say HUNNIDS
Eli Price
why do these always confirm my biases?
Blake Thompson
did I just hear "sniffing glue"? am I listening to the right thing?
Robert Thomas
Are you saying it's not normal for a man to leave with your property you were selling him and then not come back
David Campbell
>sniffin glue >all over face and hands HAHAHAHA omfg chiraq
Grayson Jackson
welcome to the thread Robert
William Moore
>GYPSY RUSE
holy fuck lads first time properly listening and this is absolute quality
Daniel Long
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James Lopez
Welcome aboard bong robert, you'll never leave. this is all just pregame, got a couple hours before the real fun starts.
Benjamin Miller
i usually listen to my local (also pretty active) but this is funner already
