WW3 Refugee thread

Where are you guys fleeing to when WW3 starts?

I'm thinking Australia

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Fuck off we're full

>not fighting for your country
why?

FULL

>not fighting for Israel

FTFY

My future husband will immigrate from the UK and impregnate me
Fuck I miss him

I live in South Australia so I'm pretty safe, might even dig a hole for extra safety

why would I fight for a multicultural hell hole that rejects it's own ideals? and in WW3 there are only two sides, the jews and everyone else, and unfortunately we are on the jews side.

Leave now Lena Dunham


>there won't be a war

Japan, nigga.


Get me one of them cyber bodies.

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make some room

Australia is full of Chins and Abos. You'll fight because it'll prepare you for the race war.

I'll leave to New Zealand

Fleeing?

In a World War your gonna have to fight or die

Probably both

I will go to Serbia. Out of EU should be safer. And I know the language.

Da li moze, brate?

I would go to South Africa to help the Afrikaners get their volkstaat and kill All the niggers

you are more fucked that I am, Germany would be ground zero for WW3

Mexico is going to end like a nuclear wasteland too?

Gonna head from the North down to the south west of Ireland, maybe Tralee although I like Limerick. Should be nice and safe down there.

Australia, prep your women because a real American bull is comin' to town

Antarctica

I can't wait to "Americanize" those sweet little kiwi girls.

>full of abos
t. Talking shit

Why is your wife's boyfriend coming?

Going to Liechtenstein because lets be honest, whos going to attack liechtenstein?

>Japan

unless you know Japanese youre being fukn stupid.

>know japanese

yeah yeah yeah fucking sushi and burrito and rice and shit.

See, It's retarded easy.

Germany is no longer dicided, more soviet nukes for murica

If they attack west coast or Chicago then yes.

But you're not chinese

Nice try but I'm single, and I'm coming to get some Aussie pussie. If you're kind enough, I might let you watch, so you can learn the proper way to fuck a woman.

Go to Canada like all the other war dodging faggots.

iceland seems cozy

Flee? Rofl I'll volunteer. Hail murder.

The following is a list of locations that will be untouched by nuclear strikes and should be relatively safe from any radiation. It took several hours to
research all these states for locations with the highest chance of survival.

IF YOUR STATE ISN'T LISTED SORRY, but I wasn't able to find any locations that would be safe from nuclear strikes or radiation.

CALIFORNIA: (North) Crescent City, (Mid) King City, (South) Lake Morena County Park

NEW MEXICO: Truth or Consequences (stay the hell away from Spaceport America)

OREGON: 50 Miles away from Portland (Eugene and Medford as well to be on the safe side)

IDAHO: Anywhere near the Oregon border, DON'T go near BOISE

WASHINGTON: Olympic Peninsula Forests, or anywhere west of Mt. Olympus

ARIZONA: (Mid) Kaibab National Forest Headquarters [Ivestigate Flagstaff 24 hours after bombs fall to migrate], (North) Jacob Lake, (South) Ajo Station near Why; be prepared for the inevitable Mexico migration to reach Puerto Penasco for ocean resources

WYOMING: Jackson (expect slight radiation from wind currents)

S DAKOTA: Buffalo (expect slight radiation from wind currents)

MAINE: Eustis (had to consider Canadian targets for this one)

UTAH: Bluff

NEVADA: Not many strikes expected, but California's radiation will hit hard. Best bet would be to move to closest safe zone in another state or to Sheldon National Antelope Refuge.

TEXAS: Far west Texas; Big Bend National Park (Rio Grande is crucial for long term survival, don't veer too far), Don't go to El Paso

ALASKA: Stay 50 miles away from Anchorage and the oil pipelines.

SAN FELIPE, MEXICO: My location near the sea peninsula. Small fishing town full of mostly American retirees.

If you go to Mexico, meet me at 30°55′49″N 114°48′59″W

If you have a private plane and wish to land, the airband frequency is 118.5 MHz

*EAST COAST ANONS

If by the ocean, best bet would be to steal a boat or a plane, and head towards the south Atlantic.

no thanks

Fuck off we're full.

>NEVADA: Not many strikes expected

Thanks Mr. House.

how is attacking syria fighting for your country?
what a fucking dumbass

Only the north, the nice parts will be left intact

Only Anglos may travel through our borders, sorry mate.

no you aren't
look at that giant fucking desert with nothing in it

Fuck you we don't want you here

snap.

we will be comfy here i think. I will be more concerned with people chimping out than the war coming here,

Americans are truly the cringiest posters on Sup Forums

I am ashamed that you share my flag

This goym gets it but i fear you will die soon

Fair enough.

Sorry for being rude.

Come here if you want but don't tell people, they'll all hate you. Also, I'm pretty sure we have a deal with the US to send you back.

They named an entire region after Mad Mel? That's pretty cool of them.

FULL

I'm going to Australia in some weeks. Guess what, they are not full.

I'll be fleeing to wherever the war is

digits and as of this moment, Australia is officially full and no more refugees can ever be taken again

emu's control them parts user. good luck

It's full

FULL

don't worry aussies, your country can be the last stronghold of the white man, just don't let the krauts in

What state man?

Where in the South Atlantic?

That picture is misleading.

Also fuck off

FUCK

NSW

Patagonia I guess

>Australia loses electricity for a month
>max mad is actually a documentary of what happens when they don't have electricity.
I don't think anybody rational will want to go there.

I have no where to go when the bombs fall, everywhere I go is a target.

Alaska, my good man. Super comfy.

Maybe if I had 3 days in advance. The minute the missiles take off, I've however long it takes to hit my area. Multiple strike zones within 40-200 miles in every direction

Well in that case you better just duck and cover, like Bert the turtle.

To any of the countries fighting against globalism
maybe hungary

Fuck off mate, you're not wanted.

Maybe before the abodindus burnt it all away

South Africa

Theres probably a reason youre single. Also, unlike america being obese is a turn off for most women here.

FPBP

You couldn't last here any way, little boy.

Looks like we'll have to hang a lot of pussy traitors.

Do you have any opinions on spiders? Do you like spiders or do you fucking love spiders?

Because they got spiders, spiders coming out of their ass.

the only traitors are the ones who decide to fight for Israel

Mongolia. The least dense country in the world and it's a noncountry with nothing in it so who the fuck wants to invade them?

Because you lost the Emu War

Fucking normiemuricans

> 'Europe cucked af'
> 'Merica fuck ye'
> Your country plans to go to war
> B-b-b-but this is not what we want

Fucking pussies, don't ever try to call yourself a 'patriot'.

You're gunna have to take more refugees though.

>tfw Northern Ireland

w-we'll be alright, right lads? I mean nobody would nuke this shit hole, r-right?

In addition to myself:

> Voted Trump
> Trump plans war
> B-b-b-but Trump is helping jews

Alaska probably has more nuke silos than any other state due to proximity with Russia. Not a good place to hide unless you're going underground.

FP
BP.

China will annex Australia overnight. The Australian government would surrender to China immediately.

Are you acting like a retarded abo on purpose?

Good luck with that cunt

Lol Fuck off. Shooting nogs is our national pastime. You wouldn't last one day here.

You'd probably get killed form nuclear fallout. Sorry.

Nah you're too irrelevant. If they're going to nuke the UK it would only be England getting bombed.

>mfw I'll get to fight alongside Aussie shitposters in WW3

That's what Naru is for m8
.

Australia already has a revolving door refugee program in place. I'd be better off if I grew a beard and went out to sea on a shit boat and get caught by the border patrol. From there I'd go to a camp to be processed. And then eventually housed and kept thanks to the tax payer.

>no you wont

Everyone to Kekistan!... Except for normies!

>gibson desert
>livable
fuckwit

Is the temp in kiwi land like Australia? Blistering hot or us it cooler by much?

>Kekistan!... Except for normies!
you are the normies

>running from your homeland like a pussy

colder

You mean right next to Australia's most strategic military port?