>Drumpf starts WW3
>I'm unfit for service and can't be drafted
>get to spend all day comfy posting on Sup Forums while draftcucks die in some shitty desert
Who /Safe from WW3/ here?
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>tfw medically discharged from Army two months ago after 4 years in
>medically unfit for service
>TFW young, fit, and healthy with no medical problems
If you think thr draft is only gonna be for foot solders your wrong. Enjoy your unpaid military data entry position.
>mfw physically AND mentally unfit for service
>yet I still own a gun
I'm not fighting for this shit. Assuming there's a draft I hope whoever comes to collect me likes 5.56 to the face.
Rejected from the USAF in 2015 for asthma. I'll be chilling on /k/ prepping with the other /k/ommandos. I suggest you all do the same.
>discharged on medical 5 years ago from the marines
>physically fit to serve
>not mentally fit
>can't be drafted
>even if nukes fly I live in a state that doesn't have any tactical gain from nuking
Does being out of shape count as an exemption?
The asthma and eczema I had for 6 months when I was 10 means no army for me, I'm gonna focus on being a warlord when all the other males are dead, The weak have inherited the earth
Lmao, let the niggers and spics fight, draft em send em to the front lines, mfw thats the reason they were brought here.
No one except for the dumbest of assholes is going to accept being drafted for this war. The left and the right both hate Trump for this.
Open revolt against the government is probably much more likely.
time to fake schizophrenia BOIZ
Trump is a Freemason, this was all planned
you'd have to be severely overweight. like 80 or more lbs
mfw when I'm a student and will exempt from the draft. Get fucked working fags. All though, I might drop out if the draft starts up and enlist.
not a good time to llive on the east coast of burger land
How hard is it to fail the mental tests to be labeled unfit
I'm an undocumented immigrant.
>Live in prime nuke target
>Strong male
I'm doomed either way
>tfw have ADHD and "schizoaffective disorder"
Am I technically fit for service?
God damnit I don't wanna get drafted
>Niggers are more physically fit than whites
>So are wetbacks who work in the fields
>MFW they all get drafted
>MFW the casualties are in the millions
>MFW this was Trump's plan all along to make America white again
>Safe
You won't be safe when the missles start flying pussy boi, you'd probably be safer out in the desert.
>he thinks that WW3 will be traditional warfare with infantry and shit instead of just throwing missiles at each other until there's nothing left but dust
>Had leg surgery in middle school 4 times
>Fat fuck
C O M F Y
Will a general anxiety disorder diagnosis make me mentally unfit to serve?
Safe as fuck.
I'm past draft age.
HILARIOUS
>3 bulging disks in my back
>can not gain weight for the life of me
I'm probably fine
Which state user?
Get yourself a violent felony like me and you will never have to worry again.
Lel the good citizens have to go fight and die while criminals get to stay home. Comfy.
Nope. Get your ADHD and depression diagnosis pronto
>TFW in the exact same boat
What is draft age?
Other than honorable discharge here. Kek'd kek'd kek'd
Have fun Drumpfkins
Very hard to intentionally fail. They're trained to look for liars who want an easy discharge.
If you served in combat pretty easy. They all assume you have ptsd so you have to really be fucked up to really have it.
Not without a formal diagnosis and proof that it will inhibit you in everyday tasks.
The holy land.
That's what you think, Aiden
>A fucking leaf
>was actually dq'd from the recruiting center last year
That was close.
>irish
Can you get drafted if you have schizophrenia?
Trying to figure out how fucked I am or not.
You'd have to be able to answer like an actual stupid person would. aka you're fucked
Get fucked urban retards
Already served lol
>Violent felony
No no no no no! Don't do that. You'll get a criminal record, have Tyrone and Bubba as your cellmates and you'll be unemployable and unable to legally purchase a gun for years.
Too bad you're still in the reserves.
>mfw too thin to meet weight requirements
sage
I start training in less than a month
>TFW young, fit, healthy with no medical problems, but live in California
Oh no here comes the Calexit, what ever shall I do?
18-26
Up to 45 years if you're skilled (mechanic, engineer, etc).
ive already been in and out for enough time where i cant be touched by a draft
im pretty fucking furious over all this. if i were younger or up for the draft id probably go all nig nation of islam contentious objector mode
>still getting those delicious army benefits
you cucks should've already joined up long before this
No Im actually not.
Im unfit, so they released me from the inactive reserve obligation
You were a fucking REMF anyway
tried to apply as an officer
"""too psycho""" to be in the millitary
well ok boys i tried
Pic related
t.Sexual tyrannosaurus
They couldn't make me go back, right? They don't want the guy who went AWOL?
>tfw almost 300 lbs
>tfw 31 years old
you can't draft me if you can't pick me up!
Cut one limb ASAP
Fuck you faggot, I finished all my training and shit. I got redpilled between and wouldn't fight for kikes.
When were mostly just doing drone strikes I guess infantry was pretty rear echelon
I tried to join years ago but I failed the psychological test.
I'm in the army atm and I'm itching to go to Syria
PLEASE WW3
right?
what the fuck is up with their standards
Psyche result: Seems to be obsessed with this dragon girl named "Kanna" [[[INSANE]]]
They looked at my mental health history and said that I would be prone to "extreme anger and sadness which could consequently lead to suicide or homicide out on the field" in my rejection letter. I passed all the physical stuff.
don't forget about fucking the soldiers lonely wives
I just wanna get nuked
>mfw there's no draft in Australia
>mfw I'm enlisting anyway
haha gay cunts
they just called me a "psychopath who is unable to follow orders"
thats what will happen to me if i get drafted im sure
The same nigs and spics Trump is trying to kick out?
Whiteboys will die for this bullshit
>Live 2 miles from Redstone Arsenal, U.S. Army Missile Command.
I'm toast.
Have a job, tatted up, and have violent felonies. Jail and prison is a joke and so are gun laws.
Go fight and die for me bitch. I am the post ww3 future of America.
The best part is if you actually a lucid psycho you would easily pass with flying colours
tfw i ship to boot camp in 2 weeks
tfw its for the coast guards so ill probably be fine
doubt it mate
we dont like our ego being fucked with
>tfw young healthy physically and mentally fit to serve
>tfw live in manhattan
>tfw pretty much guaranteed ill die if ww3 starts
If I say I'm a white supremacist and want to kill all the jews will they discharge me from the draft?
Did you go off on the examiner or something? Being a dropkick?
Am I safe if I enlist in the USCG? I've wanted to do it since like age 10 but I might look like a pussy if I do it with a war going on.
this isn't jury duty
GOING BLIND HAS ITS BENEFITS BABY
NOW TO HIDE IN A BUNKER AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES UNTIL I DIE
>not dying in battle instead of being slowly poisoned to death by radioactive acid rains
he asked me what i was doing for the last 4 years and i didnt want to say cocaine and whores. so he didnt drop it and kept asking me until i gave him the look.
...
well it's partially true... only saying that in case this post comes up in some police interrogation (hint: it's completely true)
While all first world nations become nuclear wastelands, I'll be here chilling and enjoying my life.
Feels odd, I'm a lucky guy
>26 years old
GET FUCKED EVERYONE BENEATH ME.
>Young
>no medical problems
>healthy
>not fit
I-im ok r-right guys
>tfw same and the oldest of 7 children
I was made to be drafted
Just as my life starts getting better something comes to ruin it. It was nice knowing you guys.
no, enjoy boot camp being unfit :)))))
you are worst case scenario
Enjoy basic on a meal plan. You'll be shipped out a bit later than everyone else
27 years old. I'll be comfy watching this dumb shit unfold from the comfort of home.
what's it take to fail the psych test? I'm a fucking wreck but idk if they'd accept me anyway
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill -Tomahawks striking the airfield with no reported deaths so far
if you want to fail
try too hard to pass :)
>young, fit and healthy except a torn meniscus in my knee that prevents me from running and requires surgery
can they force me to have it fixed?
They don't want cripples
Good hunting fellow burgers! Unfortunately us brits have bigger fish to fry....
Keep us out of it.