American Anons

How fucked are you?
modernsurvivalblog.com/terrorism-war/the-first-cities-to-be-nuked/

>tfw the ne is always fucked

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nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman
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Ohio here. Going to bed soon. If I don't make it carry on my will of sitting in front of the computer. I love you all.

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is anybody going to nuke mexico or SA, ffs should have moved to a socialist paradise like brazil

>Washington, D.C.
I'll be fine, right?

Nuke explosions arent that fucking big

do you think the flash will wake you up before you get vaporized?

>NJ

>Ohio
Franklin County reporting in - God speed to all of you

nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Fallout is pretty big tho

nj here. was nice shit posting with you all. i live right on the coast so im hoping for an instant death but i have guns to just suicide if i only get irradiated

>implying Hampton Roads, VA isn't one of the top priorities

map is garbage

>tfw stuck in cinci
a-am I dead??

I'm very comfy :^)

Do you think Russia has any of those Tsar Bombs left?

this any better?

You wont feel a thing user.
>F

Detroit here, but own 20 acres upstate that look clear. The explosion won't get me no matter what, I just got to outrun the fallout

I'm under one of those rings. Nuclear sub base? Not sure. Not dead centre though. So I probably will live on, one member in a pack of feral mutants. Remember me as I am now Sup Forums when you see my red eyes glinting from the beyond the circle of light that your campfire gives off.

>implying I don't want to be nuked
>implying I don't want to go nigger slaying mad max style

Literally no way im living

>Maine not on the list

What the fuck, don't we have something here that's an extremely high value target?

nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba.html

I don't know from the sounds of it, it was a meme weapon for show

Much more realistic.

>50 miles north of S.F.
How fucked am I laddies goys?

So many Ohio guys here.
>tfw you live a couple miles from Wright-Patterson Air Force Base and probably at the top of the nuke list

see
they give you one in a 500 warhead scenario along the coast, probs military base or some shit

>20 miles south of Little Rock
>mfw when im gonna be str8 comfy while watching urban nogs and libcucks get btfo.

>mfw a 10 minute drive from Oyster Creek power plant
>oldest operational nuclear plant in the US

Currently in Manhattan, wish me luck bros. Luckily I'll be instantly vaporized so it should be quick and painless.

Licking county here, feel like my odds are kinda good out here in the middle of nowhere.

if you live you'll get first dibs on everything in the Zone

they're gonna nuke it twice just to make sure ;D

>WW3 about to begin

cool

>my city is priority for nuking

not cool

shit

>TFW live right next to Fort Bragg

God fucking dammint

comfy in montana

>los angeles nuke fallout predictions

good bye lads

>literally all of new Jersey covered
Just kill me now

Southern Michigan user here. Guess I'm gonna be glowing in the dark when the shit hits the fan......

What the fuck is up with the WY, CO, and NE border? That seems like overkill on the like 30 people that live in that area.

that's where our ICBMs come from
> pic related

Another reason why i hate living in Southern California. Ima be dead

Why wouldnt the largest marine corps base in twentynine palms not be a target

Huh, I was told in AR history class in 7th grade we (maybe at the time) had the most silos out of anyother state.

That's where a majority of our silos are, and the probable target of a first strike to prevent a retaliatory launch.

Not that it helps much since we have dozens of nuclear subs armed with hundreds of IRBMs at sea.

And until then, you're alive...in southern California. Sorry user

NC reporting in. Most likely fucked. Godspeed anons

I live in Florida. I'm fucked.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman

far as I knew they were still over there

nuclear blasts are no where near that large. 20 miles diameter MAX

>Opens umbrella
>Unzips dick

see

thats a big if. i remember in grade school we had to get permission slips signed so the teachers could give us potassium iodide pills in case anything ever happened with the plant

Manhattan

Same. At least we'll die in Dixie.

Can I get a bigger map, please?
t. I actually have eyes

Orange County reporting in and confirmed fucked if something happens.

fellow socal here. rip in peace user

try
> size does matter

>Right between two of the zones
Not even close baby.

>Birmingham, AL

I'm doomed.

live outside of air base in NJ and can hear the planes going over now like they always do

let us know if any b52-s start taking off

Confirmed....
Totally fucked one way or another..
Drove from STL to DFW today... Should have stopped in the middle.

>tfw getting triple nuked in philadelphia

Rest in spaghetti

LIVE RIGHT BY WRIGHT PATT
I'M FUCKED

Baltimore.

I'm toast, ain't I.

IF TEXAS SECEDES RIGHT FUCKING NOW MAYBE WE'LL BE SAFE.
I FUCKING HATE LIVING NEAR DALLAS GOD DAMN I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DIE YOU CUNTS.
I LOVE YOU ALL

>live in Jew York

nice knowing you anons

>hawaii

Maybe they'll spare us because it's a great vacation spot.

>implying we don't have missile defense systems all around the US

Im the red dot

Fort Dix?

Now's the time, brother.

Russia can't nuke us if we aren't in the US

Fairfield here. Will it be slow for us, brother?

Looks like I get fucked when they take out Naval Air Station Whidbey Island.

I might live though. All the windows in my house would definitely be kablooie.

I remember star wars from back in the day, you think we actually have the technology to shoot shit out of the air with lasers

At least we don't have to see the world go to shit.

Not as fucked as I thought, but still pretty fucking fucked

you have the highest chance of receiving special powers

>very tip of nor cal
>don't have to worry about fuck all.
you guys can hide out up here and shitpost till it all blows over.

map is wrong. The nuclear plant in Iowa is not located there.

A formation of 3 of the filing hue ones just flew over they were heading overseas by the direction and they also are moving more frequently

Y-you'll be okay, user. Just have a beer and go to bed. Sleepy time now.

>Long island (NY for you jews)
Fucking kill me.

which map, bottom map more accurate

>live in niagra area of jew york
>wouldnt i get nuked bcuz the falls is a good power source?

Lot of dead liberals. I like it

Ohio here too. where you at? wanna find a nice spot to sit and watch the fireworks?

Not accurate, misses many military targets

Oh shit, I am royally fucked. The only way it could be worse is if I lived in the NE or Florida.

Welp...it was good shitposting with you guys. I will always remember you. Here's hoping we can all get together and shit post on that big anime board in the sky.

I'm OTP metro Atlanta (Gwinnett). I don't know if Atlanta has many targets, think there's a air force base in Marietta. The CDC I guess.

But I'm pretty far away from the city.

My entire state is gonna get BTFO

Lakehurst?

our island is fucked my friend

>tfw I live 20 minutes from pittsburgh

> rip urban smarties
> rural and suburban retards rule the world
leafs confirmed btfo?

Cleveland here- we're double fucked

MassFag here. I am doomed.