Good Bye anons

Im in North Dakota near the air force base and nukes. I just heard a large noise. Bye anons I love you all.

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Who will rule the wastelands????????

godspeed user, nice knowing you

Not the joos, god emperor has given us our chance...make the most of it.

>Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

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I'm in NYC, so I'm going to die first, this is great.

don't u fucking die on me man

What's your name?

I'm Andrew
Anonymity doesn't matter after tonight anyways.

I spent a few years in grand forks

I'm in Canada
Was nice knowing you

hi CIAndrew

>tonights Sup Forums theme

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You're shitposting right?

You're kidding right?

RIGHT!?

God damn it, I don't know what's worse, being born after the Cold War and somehow still managing to die in nuclear hell fire, or knowing that this was all caused because of a set up chem attack against some third world sand monkeys!!!

Hey Andrew how you doin bud? You're a little faggot

Sorry friend, F

I'm in Birmingham, AL. I'm probably just as fucked as you are

Oh, you wanna know the definition of fucked.

Three words :

> District
> Of
> Columbia

Chilling on my porch loading up glock magazines
How's your preparation going? Nice and lubed up?

OP HERE PLANES JUST FLEW OVER MY APARTMENT.

nah, ND is part of 100 missile targets, Birmingham isnt until 500 missiles scenario.

I'm in Ottawa, just heard a big boom outside.

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so, uh, how many nukes does Russia have?

Okay, all of you guys, I'm in DC, so I will know that it has happened by the fact that I suddenly don't exist anymore.

God speed to all of you.

> SEE YOU IN VALHALLA.

sage

u ded

More than us

I'm near Chicago. It's going to be all out anarchy with the niggers here.

Thousands.

Still functional?

Maybe 12.

minot bro

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Nothing here
>tfw East Coast

I'm William. I'll miss shitposting with you guys. I'll see you on the battlefield.

>tfw aussie
good luck everybody else

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Im in the middle of nowhere, I get to stay comfy and watch the apocalypse

at the very least, if the bombs drop, I'll maybe have ample time to run to the middle of nowhere here and hopefully survive. Or instantly perish. Now I really regret being nogunz and not stocking up on food.

What are you dude's plan on surviving the nukes?

>Tfw Long Island.

I am fucked. NYC will get leveled and I'll be stuck on this fucking island.

Im near Detroit, that's already a post nuclear wasteland. Nothing to see here

I'm ready to go, I had a good childhood anyway, watched lots of professional wrestling, got to see America--through tv anyhow--in the eighties. Could have been worse.

Are redditors really this pussywhipped? Holy shit none of you can above the age of 17

And I still have an unopened bag of Doritos downstairs...F

Death is sweet. Struggle while you can and fight until you are met with the warm embrace of death

>100 years

I'm in Stockholm. I just heard a loud noise coming from my wife's bedroom.

It's been nice knowing you, guys.

I'm going to die a virgin.

NYC is way too important to the chinks for them to allow Russia and Syria the go ahead to bomb there

Wyomingfag near Warren here. It was a pleasure, faggot.

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if NYC gets nuked youre dead in a few hours anyway.

Goodbye my American anons. You are all going to die.

It was just your wife's bull, Sven, nothing out of the ordinary

we will be first to get missle dicked being closest with a lot of nuclear plants

Even when WW3 is upon us Sweden yes.

Will PA get bombed? I wanna enjoy a pizza before I die

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I'm in Florida. How fucked am I?

>my wife's bedroom

Dammit Sweden, you made me laugh.

If a attack does happen how we will we know?.

lol sorry bro. If you pray to Allah, and never sin, you'll get 72 virgins though. Think positively!

How likely is it that Toronto gets nuked

You won't

Same. We're pretty fucked bro. I live near West Palm too.

by the giant explosions.

Kek

Thanks, I needed a laugh

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Toronto and that whole area is irrelevant - Winnipeg gets nuked first because it has NORAD.

i'm in bethlehem and my only consolation is that jersey's coming with me

Fuck you Syria and your global cancer

I just fucking got a new cat

I'm in North Dakota too, about 55mi from an airbase and I ain't heard or seen shit o.o

>Nuking Winnipeg

Would be an improvement desu

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I agree completely. I live near the air force base ready to be incinerated - it was nice knowing you anonbros.

electromagnetic pulse and you're internet, cell, and other electronics no longer works

Grand Forks? Because Im there, and I heard nothing you lying sack of shit

Goodnight evreyone. if there's no tomorrow I've always loved you guys
-John

OUR DAY HAS COME! GLORY TO THE NEW AUSTRALIAN EMPIRE!

Whitehall here, was nervous at first but righ now I dont really care anymore, enjoying some cornflake while /comfy/. My mother is miles away and is worried the though

annexation of NZ and PNG now!

t.Southern hemisphere argie here, are you aware that if something happens, our countries will lead the world, right?

>hears loud noise
It was just you shitting yourself faggot

This.

Look at this sad bastard, someone dies and a nation gets destroyed and he fucking shills for a nation's shitty candidate even though states are being destroyed and he's likely in one of them.

Sad, just Sad.

Not true.

WHY, LORD KEK, WHY?!?

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN FLORIDA...AKA THE MOST BATSHIT-INSANE, WORTHLESS, DISGUSTINGLY DEGENERATE CITY OF IN BURGERLAND?!?!?!?

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Huntsville reporting in!

glad i moved out of brooklyn recently

>skyking, skyking, is that you?

Fucking Aussie

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Sorry it had to end like this, user. At least we fought for the right thing up until the end. We can all die with dignity.

Did I motherfucking give you permission to save this image faggot? Typical NYgger

You're retarded.

Godspeed, user. Loads of us will be joining you on the other side soon.

Florida isn't a city.

It's a peninsula.

*static*

Kek is the bringer of darkness, after that the bringer of light comes.

cthulhu Will end it.

First for the new Queen of Ausfailia

DAHNAHLD-I