>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
I already made a thread. Slide threads are fucking killing these threads.
Dylan Lewis
Wew, lad. The shilling is INTENSE tonight. Time to get comfy, put your feet up and listen to the city that bleeds all night, but never dies...
Jonathan Clark
Did you? I ctrl+f'd the catalog and got no responses. link?
Michael Gonzalez
>two new threads at the same time
Aiden Mitchell
Just let it die. We'll use this one.
Christopher Robinson
there may not be enough of us feeling the comfy to sustain a thread tonight lol. the whole bord is ON FIRE.
Ethan Young
We can exodus to 2chon.org if the shilling is too intense in here tonight.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>he's in the back!
Julian Lopez
I'm late arriving here but glad to get out of the fray. It's nice to listen to normal American urban degeneracy. Hot bowl of ramen and the Chicago scanner is best comfy.
Grayson Barnes
Nahh, I don't immigrate to solve my problems. If the board is unusable tonight, I'll fuck off to do something else. >But until then, lets see what wonders the city has for us tonight...
Aiden Campbell
Come on in, the weather is gastly outside. Grab some cocoa and find a seat. It's almost Real Robert Hours.
Ayden Nelson
Someone getting the 5 finger discount on a weave!
Logan Reyes
What happened to the last thread?
Cameron Sanchez
Slide threads are in full effect. We're having trouble staying above page 6 right now.
Cooper Morgan
>What happened to the last thread? It was too comfy. it fell off page ten in under a minute. Trump shot Tomahawks at an airport in Syria and the shills went nuclear.
Brody Campbell
CHECK YO MAFUCKIN KEYS
Brandon Clark
lol >Tfw too comfy to not be slid
CHECK THOSE KEYS ROBERT!
Isaac Sanchez
check yo key officer
Lucas Ward
CHECK THOSE KEYS
Oliver Sullivan
Male dispatcher dude sounds depressed tonight.
Sebastian Ramirez
>male black on the red line THREATENING WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PPL
Jeremiah Turner
>threatening white people on the train
Ayden Roberts
You niggers are gonna need to post a little faster lol. I can't bump my own thread. shitpost CPD memes, fuck.
Mason Price
Fucking Trump had to go and lob missiles at Syria just at the beginning of Real Robert Hours. It's bullshit.
Daniel Young
I don't blame Trump for the shilling, user. I blame the shills.
>Two diff. weapons used at that earlier shooting
Cameron Cruz
>he's beat up pretty bad
> 2 different guns used 8000 block Elizabeth
Jack Gonzalez
>Shills sliding threads >Comfy speed of the thread now a forced faster pace >Hurr I don't exodus tho. I'll jus do something else cuz shills forced me to.
Isaac Carter
Woman says she's gonna go jump in the lake, kek. DO IT
Jaxson Barnes
Hey, I never said you guys couldn't migrate if you wanted to. Just that I won't. You all have the pastebin link. My participation is not required.
Noah Murphy
Me, neither. Hell, I think it's badass that Trump was eating dinner with Xi and decided to whip his cock out and blow up some shit in Syria. Total alpha move.
But he could have done it earlier today before RRH.
James Lewis
>But he could have done it earlier today before RRH. Ahahaha that would have been appreciated. But trump's gonna Trump. I wonder what Xi's face looked like when the shit started?
>I wonder what Xi's face looked like when the shit started?
Landon Martinez
car jacked and crashed into a pole
Carter Parker
Carjacking phones stolen by SpicSpanic assault in the Loop OD at the shelter
Caleb Sullivan
SAM TING WONG
>assault in progress >commercial alarm >robbery in progress >and some other shit I didn't catch cause I was typing
ERE WE GO LADS
Nicholas Diaz
They're just trying to force the notion that there's some consensus that he made a bad decision. Russians didn't even take casualties because they were warned ahead of time. As for if Assad actually chemical attacked his own people or not, I can't say for sure, but if he did, this is a mild response.
Nathan Scott
Walgreens
Connor Brooks
Stole his wallet... when he confronted him he got his wallet back, but all his money, IDs and credit cards were gone......... lol great plan genius
John Stewart
>crashed into a pole the pole wins every time!
I don't think Trump would uncage warshot without being convinced there was reason to. This was too surgical and too...staged? There was theater involved, with the holding the press and everything. he told the world "hey, look at me!" and then he did this thing deliberately. I backed the right dude, of that I'm still convinced.
Joseph Johnson
I called that in.
Cops coming to remove her now. Won't go with emts. Having a mental breakdown.
Ayden White
>Security holding a shoplifter, he's behaving aggressively SHOOOT HERRRRR
Levi Bailey
>I don't think Trump would uncage warshot without being convinced there was reason to. This was too surgical and too...staged? There was theater involved, with the holding the press and everything. he told the world "hey, look at me!" and then he did this thing deliberately. I backed the right dude, of that I'm still convinced. Agreed. It was political kubuki for sure. He checked all the boxes for public opinion and sent a message to Xi that he's not fucking around reference Best Korea.
Brandon Allen
I'm trying to keep it out of these threads but I sort of am forced to since no one else will go with me to this user.
Brody Mitchell
Really? That's funny and sad. Thanks for the good Robert assist.
They should have never given them niggas a Target! They get aggressive when they steal!
Joshua Gray
>neighbors having a domestic What an asshole to report your neighbors because they're having a little kerfluffle.
Levi White
End Her Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
Chase Evans
Lmao it was only the tip dude its fine
Caleb Taylor
DRUGGED UP BLACK GUY STEALING THINGS
NEWS?
Luke Howard
Obligatory before Real Robert Hours.
Wyatt Sanchez
how many chicagoas do we have here?
Oliver Peterson
I really can't focus on CPD tonight, Roberts. I've been an /sg/ regular for over a year and this shit fucking sucks.
I will bump this though to help keep it alive.
Kevin Martin
Cheecked those keys, robert.
Asher Phillips
Right here.
Kevin Peterson
SHOT FIRES
Easton Foster
Do Suburbs Count?
Michael Ramirez
MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
Jordan Bailey
HAPPENING WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAD
Camden Ross
Would you fuck off, shill?
Connor Sullivan
I never called the cops on anybody but the only neighbors that made me want to call them were the 3-D couple, every fucking night was Drunk, Drugs and Domestic Battery Night. I wished every day that they'd just kill each other and be done with it so I could sleep.
Nolan Smith
Thanks for the bump. Go be with your /sg/ bros user. GL to you guys. I've only lurked there but those threads were always entertaining.
Jace Phillips
It's time.
Nathaniel Gray
POOPED ON THE WASHING MACHINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wyatt Hernandez
sure
Leo James
>"I'm from Chicago" >but u really from Cicero
Every time
Owen Clark
here
Landon Mitchell
Jesus, man, it was literally nothing. A few missiles and blew up a little bit of Syrian shit. Big deal. Calm down.
Logan Torres
To accurate
Dylan Cruz
You're like the forward observer of CPD. lol
>fire is rolling What is burning??
Nolan Lopez
pretty Much
Luis Hall
...
Colton Thompson
i live about 30 feet from actual chicago myself lol
Christian Williams
Do they ever say officers names? I know a few guys in cpd
Luke Howard
refusing to give info to other driver Lmao like that's gunna matter he doesn't have info
Gabriel Jones
>missiles fired at sandniggers
But we have a perfectly good 3rd world shithole right here...
Grayson Rodriguez
Yea. A friend. Found her running around the neighborhood screaming. Mental health providers coming. Emts and police in our apartment. Trying to keep her seated.
Brayden Scott
More like a general warzone, 2nd world country
Kayden Bell
Only if the don't respond to beat numbers generally.
Jacob Mitchell
>Gang members running over people while flashing gang signs Do these things happen to normal civilians or is it just other gang members?
Justin Morales
Meanwhile, were are my goddamn shots fired, i just buffed up my folder...
Andrew Nelson
Both, Depends on how theyre feeling
Jayden Nguyen
holy shit i didnt mishear that.
Samuel Sanchez
...
John Gutierrez
Lol, certainly you've been here long enough to not be surprised by now.
Logan Lee
>boyfriend threw her medicine out the window
Gavin Diaz
Chicago is an interesting place
Austin Campbell
3 black males running from the Palace Grill which is closed
Jackson Wright
sounds like hain smoking Wanda on dispatch again
Kayden Harris
>female screaming >Yeah, that's part of a tv show filming
What the fuck would posses someone to pay money to an actress, just walk around with a fucking camera...
Jack Richardson
I know too many Wanda's who are geriatric and just like that
Gavin Roberts
Yeah, but you gotta double check...you could believe anything was happening about this place
Christopher Torres
No description of attackers, why even bother calling it in
if theyre dead they'll be found in the morning anyway
Jeremiah Carter
>just walk around with a fucking camera... dahahahahaha fucking right??
Landon Gomez
Just tuning in guys, Can I get a quick rundown?
Syria happening made me late for Real Robert Hours
Andrew Ramirez
Take care of yo Roberts Wanda
Jason Hill
Bitches done getted run over by homies flashing signs yoyoyoyo
Joshua Thomas
KEK poorly dressed
Owen Clark
New to this thread, I'm guessing Robert is code for shit is going down? I'm having a hard time keeping up with these numbers.
