Who here F U C K E D?

who here F U C K E D?

literally nothing on interest in Des Moines. Bomb Des Moines.

What's that dot at the top of Idaho?

>nuking Canada as well

200% fucked here famalam, my city is a target in both 500 and 2,000 warhead scenarios

Northern VA.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Peace out anons. See yall in hell

im in minot north dakota RIP

>Southern Cali

>San Diego
Fuck.

12 minutes downwind by car from 3 out of 4 of the nuclear power plants in NJ.

Next year's muskrat dinner will be reversed....the mutated ones will be trapping and eating us.

Pretty fucked, sitting in NE Ohio.

NJ here....

>Houston
gg lads

I live right where the red and black square is. How fucked am I when it comes to radiation?

>New London
Is there anywhere more fucked?

9/10 mutated scientist agree, you're fucked.

>Jacksonville
I WISH, THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

East coast fags BTFO

Williston here

border with Texas, so i'm dead now
Thanks USA

whos fucked from this map?

>Boston

Ultra fucked.

I live right outside of Cleveland on the east side
Fuck this state, desu senpai desu

I'm fucking dead.

>SE Mass

As long nukes don't hit here I am fine. If they hit and yep I am dead.

central texas here, been nice knowing you senpai.

RIP New York

>1hr south of Houston
>fucked in both situations

Oh well. Least we have the best street racing scene to go out in style.

buffalo jew york here, im gonna fucking die

im scared bros

Garrison. Literally 2 miles from a missile silo.

>Lubbock

I don't know man, there's not really much here besides cotton and cattle.

Shit. Me too.

:(

Not me :D

t. Alaska

well meet again
dont know when
dont know where
some sunny day

You're fucked then. If the blast doesn't kill you, the radiation will. And it doesn't matter which way the wind blows, you're getting fallout not matter what. At least where I am, I can hope that the wind is blowing north or south.

>live in in the world's largest commercial shipping hub with one of the major crossings across the mississippi river on top of having a large naval base

yep, i'm fucked

>Alaska
>enjoying life

Pick one.

im in the gulf coast of florida thats covered in black circles and surrounded by purple triangles n the shape of a radiation symbol lmao

post in this bost if ur ded DDDDD:

>Live in Delaware
>15 miles south of Dover Air Force Base
>all of Delmarva is effectively an island because of the canal, making escape over the bridges the only option
>even if Dover isn't nuked, still fucked from the fallout drifting over the Chesapeake from whats left of Washington

There is no surviving such a war in Delaware

Living in Alabama right now, originally from North Carolina

My whole family is fucked, even my rural uncle in Idaho lives near Spokane.

Dont worry. We have defenses to take down nukes before they get close to reaching us

we should have a Sup Forums meet up in the park by the state house in boston

share some memes on the grass and watch the fireworks

>im scared
youre scaring me dude

Hmmmmm

Same here 216

>nestled right better Baltimore and Washington DC.

Just fuck me up senpai.

Thank you...thank you user.
Seriously though, if it wasnt for that fucking nuclear power plant out here. At least the Steel mills are just husks, the rails are all overgrown and no trains can use them without serious updating.

I live near Seattle, but across the sound. So if they nuke Seattle I'll be fine, but if they nuke the navy base I'll be fucked.

The only thing wrong with my life is the lack of a female in it, and I'd prefer no female to a california girl

No doborrow for be DDD:

SW Montana here

Plot twist. We all are. Digits confirm.

RIP from Virginia Coast

At least we're not as dead as those people up north ...

ill be killed in my sleep

ya I'm going to be boiled alive by nuclear steam. I'm south of NY, NY right on the bay right next to the port that supplies the fleet.

I'm going to be so Gone....

I should move back to New Hampshire.

NC fag here i'm definitely fucked

Greenwich I am so fucked senpai.

>NJ

At least it'll be quick

>Dallas
I'm so fucked. I won't shelter in place, just stand in the yard and bathe in the endless flames and await my end.

>Laredo
>El Paso
>South Texas
>San Diego
They wouldn't dare risk getting Mexico involved

>SFL
It can't be any worse than the crippling heat right now.

>minnesota metro

can i survive if im within the edge of a purple triangle brehs?

>Las Vegas

WHY WHY FUCKING WHY US ALL WE DID WAS FUCK SNAKES

why are there those patches of nuclear strikes in a 2000 warhead scenario?
what are those huge areas in the middle of nowhere?
why nuke THE FUCK out of them like that?

keep smiling through
just like you always do
til the blue skies
drive the dark clouds
far far away

Alaska is comfy as fk, user. State pays you to live there, internet conncection, hunt your own food, and live in a small house.
Literally Sup Forums and /r9k/ had a baby and made Alaska

Looks like a water source. Maybe a power plant.

You'd take any pussy you could find you lonely Eskimo.

Also you can find beautiful, accomplished, driven women in any state. You just have to be ya know, not a loser.

Look at the bright side, if you survive, you might become a ghoul. Just gather a group of your fellow ghouls together, and you could start a settlement out of one of those old steel mills.

Looks like Im screwed then

>mfw they drop a Tzar bomb

Fort Worth here, see you fuckers in hell.

Does anyone have a nuclear target map for Yurop?

east texas here, looks like im pretty fucked

Butt out of it, Smoothskin

las vegas snakes were already fucked when they brought ethiopians in i'm surprised your not completely blacked already

>Flint, MI being one of the primary targets

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is from the 50's I'm guessing

Our missile silos.

>tfw Dallas

>my closest friends and relatives live in La Crosse
>my liberal sister live in St.Paul and Seattle
Feels good

>phagadelphia

Just fuck my shit up, senpai.

The enemy.

US Army bases. Air force bases

Alaska, the home of all our early warning radar, and Ft Wainrwright, Ft Eleison and Ft Richardson.

You're fucked faster and worse than anybody else, desu.

I could take any pussy I could find IF I was an eskimo. Sadly I'm pure anglo and all the women want is the big booze cock

Don't worry friend, maybe your neighbor will "help" you

YOULL BE TUNNEL SNAKES NOW

Well thanks murica.

our pizza will still be better in the wasteland

We have a lot of nuclear silos in ND

Orlando

Hello darkness, my old friend.

With any luck they'll forgo nukes here and just invade us

Middle of Oregon, I'm fine.

Minot sucks

whats up Delaware bro!!!!
IM IN TOWNSEND/MIDDLETOWN!!IM FUCKED COMPLETELY

Yup in the mountains so if it's not an air burst burning to death

Nuclear missile silos. I remember hearing that North Dakota, if it were to secede, would be the third largest nuclear power in the world.