Glad you could make it, user. As you know...

>Glad you could make it, user. As you know, the United States is now in an official state of war with the following nations: Syria, Russia, Iran, Lebanon, China, North Korea, Pakistan, Myanmar, Belarus and Kazakhstan. Your country requires the service of patriotic, god-fearing Americans like you to protect the blessings of liberty and freedom across the world. No need to sign anything, your plane for Damascus leaves in three hours.
What do you say?

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I hate Jews.

Study for the ASVAB kids. They won't put you in the meat grinder if you score well.

>"go fuck yourself"
>walk out the door

Family values don't stop at the Rio Grande.

>your plane for Damascus leaves in three hours.
>What do you say?

But you can't do this to me! I am not even american!

I'll leave this country before I go fight some kike war

Fuck off US government you corrupt traitor pieces of shit

>Trump says we have to execute defectors on the spot. You weren't going anywhere were you?

War with Kazakhstan? I feel nothing...

That shit is so easy.

Ready for duty, sir!

"Lets kill some sandniggers."

...

but sir I've bin stuck in Trashcanistan with the Air Force for the past fucking year

STOP IMMIGRATING TO RUSSIA

WHAT DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?

Blow it out your ass.

Why is the president of China I'm our presidents holiday home?

I made it here on short notice, I couldn't eat lunch. Can I get something to eat?

>Fighting against Best Korea

Better commit suicide. It's a hopeless ear

What is your opinion on assholes Uzbekistan?

Look tech sergeant I already served my tour. I was discharged and you're barking up the wrong tree. With all due respect sir unless you can guarantee me a promotion to E-7 I ain't signing shit for the CHAIR FORCE.

I'd rather go to prison and start a comfy D&D group with skinheads until we're nuked into oblivion

if you graduated from a half-decent high school you should have no problems

Ha! Jokes on you! I went AWOL 7 years ago got a other then honorable discharge and a no re enlist stipulation. Makeing bank at costco enjoying civilian life.

It's almost impossible not to score well on it.

Also, that's actually an interesting Opfor for a NATO alliance.

You must be pretty desperate to drag a wizard in.

Do you want to see my war face?

I'm a Canadian citizen.

DEUS VULT INFIDELS

"Sign me up."

How do I know if I am registered to selective services?

oh hoo oh Hoo hee he oh my what happy lovely sticky day i'll get to kiss and lick all the big boys pee pees and stinky pee pee cheese and i will help all the strong boys have a sexy laugh at my naughty poopies

"yeah come one! lets fight these fuckers"

Tell the ZOGbot to go fuck himself. Though I'd have already re-located to Russia by that time.

I would have enlisted by then, only faggots wait to be drafted.

I don't fear any God you shitsipper.

>

Something's wrong here.

>Fuck off kike

>implying prisons aren't breeding grounds for cannon fodder

Lets do it.

I will give my life for my country

Tell me where the children take refuge.

>What do you say?
I'm honored you would use what I assume to be a vast amount of resources to locate my shack in the southern chilean mountains.

>depose secular anti-zionist governments in favor of Islamists on behalf of (((Kushner)))
>D-deus vult guys!

Are you in possession of a pair of testicles?

fuck that I don't wanna die in a jew war

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is a 61 a good score?

>chair force
>join without signing
>going straight to a war zone after enlisted
Shitty thread op

Can I take my wife pillow with me? Shes my only family. Also she needs a vest with ammo to supply me in battle. Without her I don't think I can stay sane.

I scored 97 at MEPS cold without having opened a book in like two years it's just a litmus test for retards

I didn't enlist though, I got PDQ'd on medical

Federal felon here. Do you think they'll take me in the military now. I was an 31337 h4x0r when I was 19 and the FBI picked me up.

You are literally retarded.

Unironically "God bless America"

is 61 a good score?

>tfw RE-3

Yes, also had federal aid while studying 5 years ago but I suffer from asthma.

You must not have been 1337 enough or they would've hired you.

>Russia will have another revolution
>KEK

Why would anyone ever join in a non defensive war unless you were joining with a PMC or something?

>I was an 31337 h4x0r when I was 19 and the FBI picked me up
Story?
You're going to need a morality waiver. Talk to a recruiter.

They offered. I declined too enthusiastically. They hit me with the book.

>Federal Felon here
You're not hardcore. I bet you were used as a human pincushion for dicks.

They will put you into the middle of Butphuq, Syria and tell you to charge.

If I have a degree if Biochemistry how fucked am I when the draft hits?

Tell me more user

99 asvab and a bs in stem. What do now?

No. You need 110 or higher and you're in anything the Army has to offer as long as you can pass the rest of the requirements.

im sorry sir, but i just bought a ticket for the next bus to mexico

What branch would you join tough guy

Stupidity and brain-washing, nationalism is a double-edged sword

If you are a male and over the age of 18, you are most likely registered.

i was told i qualified for most jobs, and 99 is the highest score you can obtain on the ASVAB

Thanks finbro, needed that laugh. Been pissed since I heard Trump backstabbed us.

"Why am I here again? I thought type 1 diabetes prevented me from serving"

kys

Who do they send to collect people who don't answer their draft summons?

Nice, finally a way to socialize and die.

Coast/National Guard AD!

I'd show him my fucked back injury and proceed to walk out.

>I can't walk

Sign up and go slaughter some fucking commies.

I wish we could slaughter the commies on this board but we can't. So I'll settle for war.

And if you're a male citizen and not registered once you are 18, you are violating federal law.

Don't forget that.

What? Did we run out of poor people to fight?

Hope you guys don't have any need for GPS or nukes ;) we run that show

Not, if you are working on chemical weapons research. Officer-tier, otherwise.

But user we are the commies

Guess again, I take Adderall. Enjoy your sandbox.

Hello Mr recruiter guy :D
When I'm in Damascus will I have time to load my pee pee wee wee and shoot the bad guys? Haha get it? My pee pee weeee weee! :) I hope to makes lots of friends in Damascus by showing off my pee pee wee wee! :D

I don't fight for a already dying nation.

>Failing to register or comply with the Military Selective Service Act is a felony punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 or a prison term of up to five years, or a combination of both. Also, a person who knowingly counsels, aids, or abets another to fail to comply with the Act is subject to the same penalties.

>If a man fails to register, or provides Selective Service with evidence that he is exempt from the registration requirement, after receiving Selective Service reminder and/or compliance mailings, his name is referred to the Department of Justice for possible investigation and prosecution for his failure to register as required by the Act. For clarification, if a man is exempt from registering with the Selective Service System, his name is not forwarded to the Department of Justice. The federal law stipulates that names are to be submitted to the Department of Justice annually.

>The more immediate penalty is if a man fails to register before turning 26 years old, even if he is not tried or prosecuted, he may find that some doors are permanently closed.

>Go to recruiter
>Pick infantry

POGs gtfo

>Study for the ASVAB
LMAO what kind of retard does this?
See you later guys
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"what is the maximum weight allowed?"

Maybe later

keep walking you discussing civilians

if youre thinking of it look up what the bubble heads do in the USN

Israel is thriving.

??? What

What?

>tfw could get medically disqualified

have fun losers im going to be here jacking off to furry porn while you all die

Thanks have a good day

Well sir I'm too damn old to be drafted but I'll do my patriotic duty and take good care of the ladies while the younger fellas are off fighting the good fight. ;^)