How do you plan on avoiding the draft, bros?

how do you plan on avoiding the draft, bros?

i'm flatfooted, autistic, and a conscientious objector so i'm disqualified

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Continue being an adult.

Continue being australian

By killing whoever comes to collect me. if I have to die, it's going to be as a patriot on my own soil.

> Not wanting to die for your contrymens' freedoms and way of life
> Not wanting to die in the service of the God Emperor

Get the fuck off of my Sup Forums

> Not wanting to die for your contrymens' freedoms and way of life

where would that happen?
We certainly aren't going to war for those reasons unless putin goes apeshit, which seems unlikely.

obesity my man

had 3 of these for dinner

Too old for the draft. So, I guess I have nothing to worry about. Y'all enjoy that sandbox,though. I'm gonna enjoy all of the good jobs opening up. Along with plenty of soldiers gf's legs doing the same. Harharhar

manlet, asthmatic, basically blind. If they draft me it'll mean we're really up shit creek.

Im out of the country

>being over 45 and posting on Sup Forums still

You really that fucking stupid. You think old people dud not fight in world War 3? They fucking did. Also you rather be in a sweat factory making tanks for no money?

>the draft
happeningfags pls go

>only 3

will my Genital Warts get me out of a draft?

I'm going to war you fucking pussy

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

Listen leaf, you dont get how america works. Go back to talking about your failing joke of a country, with your cuck pm, and shit economy.

>i'm flatfooted, autistic, and a conscientious objector so i'm disqualified
not so fast brochacho

Can't be drafted if you commit suicide.

I'm fat and have a bad knee.
I can be a cook or man a turret or something. i wouldn't mind cooking

>implying a draft doesn't instantly mean civil war 2.0 where we reluctantly side with the few strong commies and ANTIFA against Trump

amen brother. All these threads talking about how they are gonna avoid the draft, pathetic.

you want to fight brochacho
how 'bout you crawl up opies ass and fight for air

>be me
>tfw paired with antifa, a nigger,Bernie supporter who keeps saying "Bernie could have prevented this"
>I'm the guy with the poss bottles because i don't want to leave bunk to get yelled at

No one will be attacking the US though so you aren't fighting for fuck all. As usual.

>falling for the (((draft)))
>blindly serving and fighting for suits in washington
cucks

They generally stop drafting people at 26.

I can't wait to die for my Jewish masters.
mmmmm pls let me drink more Hebrew cum Mr. Trump

How's that circumcised cock taste in your mouth?

I have bad eyesight and asthma. I would be pretty useless.

I'm not finna give 'em the green light

Im 32

I'm over 35 I think I'll be okay.

I'm 29 and can fall back on a bogus tourettes syndrome/OCD diagnosis if need be.

but I just might keep the card and fight for the 10... I suppose it would depend on my mood at then time.

ill be down in vegas hollowing out amerisluts while their men die for zog

I'm pretty fat so I'm probably good.

I'm an overweight alcoholic and pain med abuser and I might be over the age. Is 30 over the age to be drafted?

also I'll probably just off myself if they try to draft me.

> draft status avoided

>Attack America
>Red dawn
>WTF SRSLY? EVERY AMERICAN HAS GUNS UP TO AND INCLUDING 50 CAL
>War over in 1 day
>Don't even need to deploy the military

underweight and scoliosis I'm safe.

Im 37 and smoke so much weed my piss would melt the cup

In World War 2 the draft extended up to age 45.

Forty fucking five.

will rent's go down if there is a draft?

Im an only child, illegal under DACA but i did sign up for selective service. How fucked am I?

straight up. I'd join a millitia, and if they wouldn't have me I'd just use my own goddamned guns to kill invaders. I've been collecting for years. I have ammo from 11 years ago I still haven't cycled through.

Most special ops are in their 30s

I could see 45 assuming they're able bodied.

How are you still in the country is a better question to ask

I'm blind in one eye.

>how do
(you)

I tried to join the air force out of high school, but they found out I had scoliosis.

I'm pretty sure I'm not getting in.

In good shape, under 35, reasonably intelligent but type 1 diabetus. This motherfucker is second string homeguard reserve at best.

During the medical briefing at meps make sure to mark down you have been arrested, been to counseling, had depression, and attempted suicide. You will be disqualified pretty fast and can dodge it.

Even your dub s won't save you.

I tried joining the military and lied about a few health conditions.

I can not enter a recruiting station without being arrested and sentenced to federal prison.

Yes, no one is moving during a draft. Price decreases as demand decreases.

I'll just tell them that (((they))) would probably diagnose me as schizophrenic, and then that I don't really believe (((schizophrenia))) is a thing.

Do they do a medical exam on you before actually enlisting you?

I know how to read topography and draft buildings. Am I safe?

chk'd

k, I'll be in portland spreading my genital warts

I bet you can.

Autistic. I wanted to join The Navy too, but nope.

Flat feet doesn't excuse you from the military. It does make the hikes worse though.

Just join one of the non-marine branches that don't actually do anything during war.

You won't find sailors and airmen making hamburger hills.

Well, I probably could and be all fine, but if I tried enlisting again I'd be arrested.

Felons can't enlist.

>Checkmate government.

I'll flee back to Iran. Better convert to Islam too while I am at it. Salami ayylacum anons :^[

>18
>170 lbs
>6' 0"
>decently athletic
>no severe mental illnesses
>no severe physical illnesses
>eagle scout

Am I fucked?

Diplopia and underweight.

>Even your dub s won't save you.

god you people are just so smug, one day someones going to put you in your place

already a disabled veteran

>tfw collecting goodest goy bucks for getting hurt while removing kebab

I was refused for my criminal history but if the draft came up again I'd probably go and try to volunteer again

>18 years old
>haven't even finished high school yet

Can I just promise them I'm going to college or something?

Why would they need a draft? Most of Earth will be gone within the first 5 hours of real war.

Can't you just say that you're trigger happy and they'll turn you away?

I'm classified as mentally retarded. I can't get drafted.

Yes, of course.

They'll have to put me in place, I won't be an obedient lapdog like you.

>Fat.
>Own Business that can easily be apart of the War effort thus an invalid candidate.
>Live 2 hours from Canada.
>Only Male Child.
>Bribe anyone with big money

Basically undraftable.

>currently in college

And just like that I'm free.

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Just in time for the female selective service update too.

conscientious objector reporting in

never give your self to (((the state))) lads

>eagle scout
were you molested too?

I'm conflicted

I'm a proud American but I also don't want to die

What do

>tfw have to unironically rock this song

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>Not showing up for basic training in your Pepe cape

By not being American. Also, I'm from a well-off family. so I wouldn't be going to war either way

>on one half: red pilled on zionist control in US. Why die for some jew bullshit

>on the other: you gotta die of something

it's treason then

>Too old for the draft.
My great grandfather was 60 during WWII. He had to fill out a draft card

im fat and canadian

feels good man

4 of clubs and pepe tats once we get done with basic

He's fucking right though.

Be Australian

nah man
18-26 are the first to go, but if need be they'll lasso anyone one in under the age of 45

asthma

fuckin easy

I am a white cis gendered male. I will be rejected by the military because they need diversity. :( All the traps and fox kin will get to kill all the mussies. I am just going to slit my wrists now guys.

I don't know

Maybe kill yourself

or something

>Not wanting to die in Israeli proxy war
Fuck off my Sup Forums boomer trash

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