Centrist Masterrace

>mfw Drumpf turned out to be the other side of the same coin

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aw jeez rick

>I'm le centralist but muh welfares :--DDD look at those poor homless people muh humanism
I've never seen real centralists desu.

They are both Jewish puppets. There are alternatives to both Republicans and Democrats that are not Centrist, such as National Socialist.

You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty

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Yes.
>inb4 Haavara agreement
Typical people think it's only le "republicans or democrats". Even lolbertarians would disagree.

>aged and ridden

>"centrism is the way"
>buries head in sand
>"woo politics"
at least grow some balls and have a mixed political ideology

Really hoping this is pasta and you're not actually this autistic to dissect a fucking cartoon so viscerally

10/10 good read

BUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP
god isn't real Morty

Somebody post the edit of this

>Reddit The Thread
I would genuinely enjoy murdering you OP.
Centrists are all arrogant little apathetic faggots.
You all belong in the corpse piles of history.

le rick and morty memes xD

>RARE FLAG

k.

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i'm a reactionary centrist radical

Woah!
The edges on this thread could cut diamonds.

kek. saved.

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>expectation

>reality

^

>Reddit and Memey
You have to go back

democrat platform is centrist tho

your definition of left is fucked up

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10/10 fuck these rick and morty leddit0r shills

>Such as Nationalist Socalism

possibly the most fedora reddit image on the internet

I hope the creator didn't think he was being original or just made it to bait anons

Well, people who polarize issues and fail to look at other points of view are more retarded than people who can't make up their minds about controversial topics.

Problem user?

*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana

STOP POSTING, YOU'RE SPOILING THE RARE, YOU FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>>/reddit/

Is Rick and Morty truly the show for enlightened people?

Seems legit.

>Implying centrists can't have serious convictions and beliefs about various non-contradictory political issues that fall on both sides of the political spectrum

The is the gayest thing i've seen in my life. Like i'm not even joking. I've seen things on Sup Forums and ED like furry homosexual incest. I've seen goatse and other images that would horrify a normie. But this image touches a deeper cord than anything i've seen and I think it's because trying to get into the head of this person and they seriously though
>i want a R&M tattoo that makes me look tough
and they actually got it and they probably DO think it makes them look strong, well, it makes me recoil with a cringe so strong that my ligaments are in danger of failing.

you're autistic, rick and morty is great. Mostly because rick is a sociopath.

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This pasta is everywhere now.

Fuck off

omg look how short he is lol

>Haha yeah duude it's so wacky and out there. You can tell i'm the same way because i'm a grown man who still watches childrens cartoons ahaha.

Dr, Katz Professional Therapist is the ultimate redpill adult animation.

Do you know anyone who goes on Sup Forums from Vatican city? Are you visiting?

why does the animation for rick and morty have to be so repugnant?

Rick is Anarcho Capitalist,
Not centrist.

Remember Krombobulous Michael?

>What are you talking about. It just makes the show better! It's part of the charm!
Is what I would say if i were a faggot. Actually it's just a shitty show.

>Reddit and Memey

Why does Sup Forums get so triggered by rick and morty?

r8 my new tat, bros

>triggered
Because it sucks and faggots (from reddit especially) hold it up on a pedestal

Since when? Most centrists agree welfare keeps the poor people poor. You need to give them the opportunity to work. Feed a man a fish vs. teach a man to fish.

Literally everybody who thinks they're like Rick from Rick & Morty has been an insufferable imbecile.

You're not a misunderstood genius surrounded by idiots, you're a lazy, pseudo intellectual do-nothing.

this

They hate anyone who doesn't like what they like. It's another symptom of the give-everyone-a-trophy millennials.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...men.

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Wow I see you on the other thread faggot.

in reality it's more like

wrong guy 1
>i think it's 6

wrong guy 2
>i think it's 10

centrist correct guy:
>hm.. the truth lies somewhere in the middle.... perhaps 8?

Well you may be a centrist who's like that but you VASTLY over estimate the actual intelligence of most centrists.

subvoted

What a very Rick thing to type

10/10 rlly enjoyed the blogpost

t. Rick

>le eipic reddit and morty cartoon

kill yourself marketing faggot

Couldn't have said it better myself.