Brit/pol/ - Late Sausage Butty for Lunch Edition

>SYRIAN REGIME TARGETED BY US MISSLES
news.sky.com/story/united-states-launches-missile-strikes-on-syria-10827993

>Trump calls on "all civilised nations" to take action against Syria following alleged chemical attacks
dallasnews.com/news/world/2017/04/06/us-launches-missile-strike-syria

>How will Russia react?
washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/the-main-question-after-any-strikes-on-syria-how-does-russia-respond/2017/04/06/316c22b0-1aff-11e7-855e-4824bbb5d748_story.html

>Effects of alleged chemical attack allegedly horrifying
theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/06/the-dead-were-wherever-you-looked-inside-syrian-town-after-chemical-attack

>Israel's chief Rabbi declares this a holocaust
independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/syria-israel-former-chief-rabbi-yisrael-meir-lau-civil-war-holocaust-assad-a7670531.html

>Majority of Britons back military action in Syria
news.sky.com/story/sky-data-poll-majority-of-britons-back-military-action-in-syria-10827733

>Drumpf: "Why I bombed Assad"
nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-why-i-launched-missile-attack-syria-n743656

>Theresa May meets Donald Tusk for Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39514543
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-tusk-source-idUKKBN1781X4
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4386488/Theresa-kicks-Brexit-talks-hosting-Donald-Tusk.html

>May heads for electoral test over Brexit and her leadership
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-may-elections-idUKKBN17812N
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39501881

>UKIP's Mark Reckless defects back to Tories
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/06/conservative-defector-mark-reckless-quits-ukip-rejoins-tories/
news.sky.com/story/ukips-mark-reckless-defects-back-to-conservative-party-10827314

>It's WMD all over again. Why don't you see it?
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/its-wmd-all-over-again-why-dont-you-see-it-.html

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nth for not giving a shit about assad and syria

>3 sausages

Am I the only one who only ever has 2? 3 is a bit too much.

Oswald Spengler was right. we're fucked

And that's how the kikes get you.

low T

You must be a S T I C C, lad.

Two is ok if you slice them in half, but who can be fucked to do that?

Remember to vote yes in the now inevitable Cornish Independence Referendum.

wow never opened this picture until now, always thought it was gary neville from the thumbnail

nth for fuck your shit faggot

And thus the American neocon cycle continues. Don't ever buy into the special relationship meme. America historically has been a hindrance to us rather than a friend.

Very important question

Yes but only if Donald watched as I did it

No your pasties are shite

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Reminder that we are imperialists and the Middle East is our playground.

All non-whites are ours to torment.

Assad will bend the knee or be destroyed, as Gaddafi and Saddam were before him.

This planet is our birthright and we shall not be denied it.

Giving a shit about Syria is for faggots

Bit far m8

First for Darjeeling our based aryan tea drinking waifu!

First for Octopus Energy tits

Reminder that capitalism needs to be destroyed for nationalism

2 cut in half side by side with 2 slices of bacon on top.

TAKE IT BACK.

Just drove to Leeds from South Cumbria on the A roads.

Didn't realise the satnav was taking me via pakistan

max and paddy is the greatest British TV show of all time

This is what Trump should have done

Yes.

>on the A roads.
Just use the motorway for fucks sake lad.

Lads what do we do about the poor devils in the sweatshops?

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Good goy, destablise the Middle-East in the interests of Israel and heighten the Migrant Crisis. Nothing wrong will come of this goy!

I might not be one of Bluezone but I can still strut me stuff.

Fuck off their the bollocks m8!
Sod that ginsters shite you want to get your self down to a propper cornish pasty shop son!
They are the absoulte bollocks!!

Sorry lad, that's just incorrect. It's fucking trash next to Phoenix Nights, and still pretty shit in comparison to Car Share.

Didn't fancy going past Manchester on the last day of term

>cut in half side by side

Too soon, user.

The fuckers are everywhere these days. It comes with 50 kids per couple.

Thought it was the dogo for a sec.

What the fuck was the tanned german driving? A train?

>in the interests of Israel

Sup Forums always claims this, it's not true. Countries don't just expand into their neighbours, this isn't a grand strategy game.

Besides, Israel couldn't even if they wanted to. They literally have conscript their entire population to defend their little patch.

>destabilize the Middle-East

It's destabilised already, not sure if you noticed.

>heighten the Migrant Crisis

The Syrian Civil War is not responsible for the migrant crisis.

Tell me user, what culinary delights were invited in your county?

t. reddit

Nob

Not far off.

>it's not true
It objectively is in this case.

We are the Jewnited Kingdom though really lads. If only there were a way to get the Jews to turn against multiculturalism in the UK, whilst letting them fuck over everyone else. A goy can dream, can't he.

A truck, you'd be surprised how the human body can tear like wet tissue paper when enough force is applied through a blunt object.

>The Syrian Civil War is not responsible for the migrant crisis.

Not solely responsible but it has certainly added to it.

it feels like every fucking week there's a terrorist attack in europe

fucking mudslimes

>Countries don't just expand into their neighbours, this isn't a grand strategy game

Countries have been doing just that ever since they've existed, what the fuck are you on about?

>It's destabilised already

Syria wasn't, and the government was slowly gaining the upper hand until Trump decided to do a 180° on his foreign policy.

>Syrian Civil War is not responsible for the migrant crisis

No, but it's a part of it and it doesn't need to get any worse than it already is you fucking moron.

Sweden back to normal - (Sweden Yes!)

There are usually at least half a dozen in the world every day. The more Muslims we have here, the more terrorist attacks there will be.

Drive out the filthy karen posters!
We will restore this board to its rightful aryan tank driving and tea drinking glory, drive out the slitty eyed halfcast-nip posters I say hurah! Rule britannia! God save the queen!

It is not us who are the imperialists, it's the Americans.

Sorry for late reply, was pooping.

>Multiculturalism was a fleeting aberration of the post-war world. It's had it's time.
And how do you suppose we'll get rid of every non-Briton in Britain?

>when they say Assad is our enemy and he needs to go.
And how many more leaders in the East are we going to declare our enemy only to suffer severe backlash on our doorsteps after we kill them?

>Undermining the will of the British government abroad because you disagree with their policy at home is the ultimate treason.
I don't care about the Government, I care about my people and if attacking some sand nigger half a world away for no real reason puts my people in danger then damn fucking right I oppose the Government. Call me what you like.

Beautiful lad, cheers.

>It's destabilised already, not sure if you noticed.

It may already be a mess but that doesn't mean we should stir the pot any further. Pull out of there completely, enforce strict border controls and focus on our own domestic countries. This is how we become strong again, not by dicking around for neocon/neolib global interests.

Over the past year there has been one attempted terror attack on British soil every month. Only the last one (two) succeeded.

That was true centuries ago when all the shitskins stayed in their wastelands. Now they can strike us in our heartlands.

And how the fuck people still have the audacity to say that Islam is a religion of peace? I thought that It was already a dead horse.

Candle light vigil when!!!

It's okay, because "they're not actually muslims".

>When a Kraut is spotted

>And today we hold this vigil in support of our dear friend, taken from us unfairly, Mohammad Abdul Khalid. May Allah have mercy on him and make his journey out of prison quick.

Of course a majority of the stooges claiming this don't actually buy into it. The point is they hate the West and want to see it crippled. That's why these feminist idiots stand shoulder to shoulder with women in hijabs who are objectively living under a "patriarchy" of sorts.

Anyone else turned pro-EU after trump betrayed us?

Honestly I trust him and farage about as far as I can throw them

Most EU leaders like Orban seem pretty based, Merkel just gives them a bad name

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No pork products in the next thread yeah?

Go away.

I know this is weak bait but Farage and LePen don't agree with what Trump has done user.

See /ptg/s pathetic list of 'traitors' as evidence.

not even slightly

Fukushima?

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I'm assuming that by "we" you mean Israel.

>London
>-31.2%
mfw

Pretending to be a socialist gets you the best groupies.

The best thing we as Brits could have hoped for is for Trump to foster isolationism and to focus on his own hemisphere. This has not proved to be the case and he is now just as bad as the neocons and the neolibs who came before him.

>Countries have been doing just that ever since they've existed, what the fuck are you on about?

Name on in the last 60 years.

>ria wasn't, and the government was slowly gaining the upper hand until Trump decided to do a 180° on his foreign policy.

Howling at this

400,000 people are dead, Iran, Iraq and Turkey have been drawn in, Kurds are declaring independence and it isn't destabilised?

Wow

>styx
>traitor
The fucking autism in that thread is beyond belief.

>Sup Forums always claims this, it's not true. Countries don't just expand into their neighbours, this isn't a grand strategy game.
When did I mention Israeli expansion? It's in their interests for rivals such as Syria to be destablised for both the fact that it is a hostile regime and due to the pipline deal, I didn't mention expansion.

>It's destabilised already, not sure if you noticed.
Yes, so the answer must be to increase the instability and destroy any emerging prospects of stability, right?

>The Syrian Civil War is not responsible for the migrant crisis.
See: Actions in Libya have also contributed to it.

>this isn't a grand strategy game.
Says the one going on about the Middle East being "our playground" and "muh imperialism the earth is ours!"

Ngl girls und panzer got me right back in to world of tanks now im a propper tank head on level V because of it!!!
Bloddy good game i must say!!!

I'd smash her on the right. Got any nudes?

"would you like me to be the cat?"

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Suspect

>take your Nan out for a meal
>George Galloway pushes you out of your chair
>starts chatting up your Nan
>makes you take a photograph

Israel with Golan Heights.

>Farage

he hangs of trumps every word deep down, also he supported him just the same on Israel

Farage is a typical yanky Neo-con, just a british version.

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>Name on in the last 60 years.

You're joking right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_1945–89


>400,000 people are dead, Iran, Iraq and Turkey have been drawn in, Kurds are declaring independence and it isn't destabilised

What the fuck don't you understand about the word "wasn't"?

Are nige denounced the attack on Assad though, so he's not as bad as T_D tards here.

you mean tier 5 m8

>Peep Show
>Top Gear
>Mock the Week
>Have I Got News For You?
All better

Is that Gail Platt on the right?

>STATE of France

I saw Jeremy Corbyn at my local Tesco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

'concerned'.

>First time watching Threads was in Year 10
>The teacher walked out at the nuke scene and didn't come back in until it was finished, all the girls left crying and by the end of the film only half the class including myself had remained

This

No, you tit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/07/nigel-farage-right-wing-populists-turn-donald-trump-missile/