Why Germany hates this Man so much?

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Germany hates anything and anyone that helps Europe

>CRASHING THIS UNION

Look at his face, wouldn't u?

cause germany is the mafi-

sorry pastanons-.... gangsters

I like this lad

We don't hate him

Because 99% Germans are cucks.

germans have been destroying europe since day 1 (see: world war 1, world war 2, EU crisis). They hate anyone who tries to stop their destructive tendencies

We don't.

based compatriots.

every german poster in this thread you fucking leaf.

We also destroyed Napoleon and the roman empire too

because he crosses the German plans for German domination in Europe

Weird, I only see a weird shaped biscuit.

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Because he is destroying their Fourth Reich

Imagine if you had a bully growing up. They prevented you from ever getting what you wanted. They went out and got cool baseball cards or whatever, but when you decided you wanted some they called all the kids together and bought all the cards in the town and you got none.

Fast forward to middle school, you become friends with some loser outcasts, and tensions run high between you and the cool kids. Eventually a tard hits your friend, and he wants to retaliate, but the cool kids beat the shit out of your friends, and while you're trying to fight them off, the same kid from earlier, the ringleader, invited some big kid from another school to come up from behind and smash you. Then the bully takes all the money in your wallet and basically the school thinks of you as his bitch from then on out.

Now, it's high school. You decided to get /fit/ and people are starting to notice you now. You're still friends with your loser friends, even that poor swarthy kid who betrayed you in the big middle school fight. People are starting to think of you differently. The one thing you want though, is to take Stacy to prom. However, first you learn that some weird Catholic kid is into her, so you go and have a polite conversation with him about how you want to take her instead. This gets the attention of none other than our good friend the bully, who decides he's not gonna let that happen, because he hates you. You try to forgive him for everything he's done because you are distant cousins, but he hates the very idea of you. He first sends the artsy hipster friend after her, but you defeat him easily. To your surprise Stacy agrees to go out with you and it's the happiest day of your life. The bully is pissed, but there's nothing he can do about it. But he has a plan. On the day of Prom he sends his big dumb football player friend and that kid who goes to the Private School from earlier (also a cousin of both of yours) to go pick you up after school and beat the shit out of you. You go to the hospital, but Stacy thinks you stood her up. The bully swoops in to comfort her and they bang that night, while you lie in a cold hospital bed. Also, you think that the football player might have aped you after you blacked out.

Yet still, it's fifteen years later. You've gotten over all of that. You went to college and remade yourself. You had a weird commie phase but you got over that too. Now, you are among the richest men in town and own a wildly successful business that employs everyone you went to school with, including your old friend the bully. But you've finally forgiven him for what happened. You have a beautiful wife and a nice family to come home too. Everything has worked out for you.

Until one day this fellow the bully goes, "Hey actually, nah, I could run a better company." Leaves yours, starts his own. In a few years you go bankrupt and he fucks your wife.

That bully has a name. It is the Eternal Anglo. Nigel Farage is the embodiment of the Eternal Anglo.

Anyway Germany deserved it, fuck the krauts Dresden bombing best day of my life.

He wished them good morning with a smug face. Germans hate smiles and humor.

They're eternally butthurt