What? Assad's wife nude?

Have fun boys!

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>Being this degenerate
>Checks flag

Oh, nevermind. Carry on.

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What is this picture implying?

That she has eyes, ears and a nose so that must be her!

>nude
>clearly wearing a bra and g-string

I've seen about at least 30 thousand women that look like that with my own eyes.

Employing advanced image analysis together with techniques of facial scanning and consultation with skin specialists, the striking conclusion has been drawn that this tall, lanky, small limbed physique, complete with cropped dirty blonde to mousy brown hair, belongs to one and the same Asma al Assad.

There's more

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I am old enough to remember when fluffy lifestyle magazines like US and People used to do celebrity puff stories about the Assads and how modern and wonderful they were.

They were in love with mrs Assad for a while.

They were seriously a hip celebrity couple when she was young and hot.

>ywn come home and see Asma in her lingerie after a long day of gassing children and shitposting on /sg/

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116653/Bashar-al-Assad-Emails-leaked-Syrian-rebels-reveal-married-dictators-secret-admirers.html

WTF? I hate Assad now.

Kek.

why would I even want to see Assad waifu naked?

>dailymail

I never understand if this is suppose to be humor like the onion news or they guy in the corner really believes this shit

I love the red line going from her right ear to the left side of her scalp

Pretty bulletproof evidence.

Good job cropping out the filthy dirty carpet.
As if the first lady of Syria would be posing half-nude in some shithole apartment. This picture is older than dirt and was disproven back in 2012.

This pic changes the whole dynamic of middle eastern geopolitics

Pol... always on the case.

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Got to be her. I mean she has an arm, an ear, a nose, a waist...

We already knew Assad is a BAMF. This just confirms that he's a ThugBossCEO.

Try harder next time, dickhead

I seem to recall a story a few years back the Israelis hacked their laptop and it revealed Bashar was a World of Warcraft dweeb or something as well.

Is that Clarkson lmao

>implying this is true
>implying it isn't a demoralizing tactic to make your leader look weak

Goyim please....

DELETE THIS
SHE IS PURE

Yes

>tfw you won't be raped by Jeremy Cockson in your life

>those body proportions

good answer to a nigger tier question

checked!

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHP

>Tonight on Top Gear
>I drive my cock into a woman's pussy.
>James picks up a dozen lingerie models in his car, only to talk to them about literature.
>And Richard hits on an American.

?boy brapping is for fat ass

It's like people from the same region don't share similar features.

>It's got to be her. Look at all the shit I circled.

>Employing advanced image analysis together with techniques of facial scanning and consultation with skin specialists

In other words, 10,000 hours in MS Paint.

She's from Muzzieland, dude. At least get it right.

>AL-BAAARRAAAAAAPPI

Jezza?

this

bump

>Tony Hawk
>Toma hawk

god, i widh i love asma

What the fuck? Some of the lines of "examples" doesn't even point anything out.
The lower one for example with the pants, what the fuck is the reason for that one?

Wtf is that Jeremy?

Dude was slaying some serious puss back in the day