>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
What? Did he say two to three HUNDRED teenagers drinking and smoking weed?
Joseph Cook
How are you guys holding up? I've been in the farm for the week, just came back today.
Hunter Anderson
YUO
Lincoln Powell
Drugs, not weed. Knowing this city they're probably all on crack or bath salts
Carson Harris
They already won the world series, right? broke that curse? fuck it, they got another 100 years to fuck off now.
Justin Sanchez
GOOD MORNING, /CPD/
Jeremiah Perry
are you the robocop poster?
Levi Morris
YUP*
Nathan Clark
Liqour license violation. Club bout to get shut down. 200-300 underage teens drinkin and doin drugs at a club.
Jaxon Foster
what a shit country. kek
ausfag's cops make it all encrypted so no go, but if it was, it would be
>domestic >domestic >house party too loud >some drunk cunt >domestic >fight outside a pub >drunk cunt >drunk cunt >domestic
you guys are hectic as fuck. why do people even live there. kek
Caleb Wright
But they have to do well because I still like them.
Sebastian Williams
It's probably Indians. It's an Indian Banquet facility on Devon.
Brody Butler
Not likely.
Austin Gray
Only about 1,400 listeners on the stream tonight lads. Whats wrong? Usually it averages 2-3k a night.
Ethan Richardson
As long as the threads stay cozy, there can be only us listening.
Bentley Watson
Does that include people who listen to the stream in third party players? I always just listen to the stream in a media player.
Cooper Wright
Oh, well, in that case, good luck user. :3
dammit. He made dank OC that I incorporated into dank OC. I wanted to show him.
Jose Wood
Drinking on the sidewalk? Reminds me of that scene from The Wire.
Isaac Davis
No idea, I would assume it does.
Andrew Martinez
we're not @ RNH yet, and it does fluctuate.
Caleb Stewart
>having sex in a black 4-door sedan GET SOME
Brody Perez
Cockblockers, I swear.
Tyler Hernandez
NOICE
Jacob Torres
15 bitches in a bitch fight. This has been a real punchy friday night.
Ryan Wilson
>PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX IN A BLACK 4 DOOR SEDAN >...10-4!
Isaiah Bailey
>people are having sex in a black 4 door sedan
Is it illegal to have sex in a car?
Elijah Torres
6 females fighting, people having sex, baby daddy hit me Fuck I'm rollin
Jonathan Martinez
lots of group fights, earlier in the day it was all gangs threatening each other. I was looking forward to seeing if that translated into gunfights later on tonight
Elijah Walker
Indecent exposure.
Tyler Gray
It's public and nudity so it can become a problem but usually cops just tell you to go away because they don't want to do paperwork/show up to court for such a bullshit call.
Leo Wright
I love how this dispatcher lady is always annoyed when a policeman asks her to do something.
>Can you run a license plate for me? >*sigh* >... >What's the plate?
Robert Fisher
Actually, scratch that. It's Indian OWNED, in the indian neighborhood, but looks like mostly niggers rent it out.
Damn it, niggers. It's always you!
Chase Cox
watching baseball instead lad, monitoring thread though
Caleb Robinson
>that fucking laugh
I didn't know I was in a star wars movie
Ryan Edwards
They didn't even try to hide it.
Mason Bell
>Jamal and his homie, One-Drop just robbed a nigga >Another nigga just called in that he is looking at the nigga that robbed him last week on the train Ahahaha
Hudson Moore
>Rob someone on a train >Take that train again >See guy you robbed
Hunter Edwards
Around 11 and 12 drunk beat your wife/gf calls pickup. Gang shootings around 12 to 2.
Elijah Wood
Lot's of Syrian-related threads lad.
John Clark
SEX IN A SEDAN
Oliver Martin
Oh, I know user. I've been here forever. I've reached a point where I try to see if daytime calls are symptomatic of certain nocturnal behavior. >another woman getting beat on outside of an SUV When you don't make quota, daddy gets angry.
Xavier Morris
South chicago could get hit by a missile attack and noone would be able to tell a difference.
Jayden Howard
Just got here and I'm in the process of getting comfy.
Roberts, this weekend is gonna heat up in Chicago. I'm mild now, but tomorrow the high will be in the 60's and Sunday in the 70's. Happenings will increase.
Joseph Thompson
I won't be in the thread tomorrow but I'll be listening on my way home. I'll be here in spirit. Think of me fellow anons.
Gabriel Sullivan
>woman laying in a ditch at a construction site
Jonathan Clark
Around 5 am the public masturbators come on the scene Bitch in a ditch. We need that on a bingo square
Charles Edwards
>DITCH BITCH
Luke Morgan
>Female laying in ditch
Joshua Diaz
FEMALE LAYING IN A DITCH
Luis Robinson
Looks like the negros that rent it out are often Jamaicans, which makes sense because a lot of Jamaicans live up north in Skokie and Evanston. I blame the Britbongs for including the Poos and the Natty Dreads in the crown.
Kevin Long
HIS NEIGHBOR PUT GARBAGE IN HIS DRYER
Isaac Jones
Garbage in dryer call!
Kayden Wright
>put garbage in his dryer
that's a pretty greasy thing to do
Nathaniel Ross
NEIGHBORS PUT GARBAGE IN MY DRYER
Isaac Anderson
>neighbor put garbage in his dryer
Angel Gomez
Did.... they call in..... a.... neighbor putting garbage...... in a dryer???
Jonathan Nelson
>woman laying in a ditch F
Jonathan Harris
Fuckin lmao. They get inventive out there
Ryan Wright
It might end up gentrifying the neighborhood.
Joseph Foster
I wonder what's going on with this DeVon(sp?) Street?
Ethan Ortiz
>female shouting in street
its a white girl i swear
Daniel Taylor
>Rizzo back up to bat He chases the ball too much. This makes me nervous.
Brody Cruz
she said Wacker Place heh heh heh heh
Jeremiah Bennett
WE MIDNIGHT CLUB AGAIN
Jaxson White
Mistakes were made
Cooper Bell
>Indiana plates
Oh fuck we famous now
Easton Thompson
>this is fun >TORETTO!!!
Carson Richardson
>Expired >That tragic as fuck name >This is fun
Jeremiah Diaz
r8 my oc
Robert Collins
>Cubs >Bases loaded Be still my beating heart
Nathaniel Ortiz
girl car / 10
Kayden Clark
Better than I could do at the moment 7.75/10
Jacob Jones
Literally 0/10
Caleb Adams
Hi I'm new here. My name is Desmond.
Colton Johnson
They literally do nothing
Luis Cooper
>spending all this time on this instead of buying bleach and a solo cup
Alexander Hughes
springtime is here!
Samuel Green
...
Andrew Martin
Bump this bread before the shills fuck it all up
James Barnes
There are no Desmonds here, only Roberts. Pleased to meet you, fellow Robert!
Nathan Sanders
>cage car called time to haul off the garbage
Ryan Martin
Checked and understood.
Chase Martin
Oh hello Robert. What is the Robert meme about?
Dylan Morales
70 degrees tomorrow & Sunday massive chimpout imminent t. Chicagoan
Parker Gray
5'7", 400 lbs.
Blake Cook
Gotta get it out the dryer first.
Jace Lewis
Wonder what she was thinking
Nolan Moore
>Robert >meme
Jaxon Long
I'm kidding bro. Make more
Dominic Cruz
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? >ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
