Redpill me on slouch hats. Are all Australians required to own one by law? Do they increase shitpost efficiency?

redpill me on slouch hats. Are all Australians required to own one by law? Do they increase shitpost efficiency?

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Only qts.

You're spot on there mate, we are also by law required to wear nothing other than thongs (flip flops for you yanks) or boots and chest hair waxing is illegal.

Those hats look fucking stupid

I wish, burger, I wish

REEEEE WHERE IS QT CANADA

fag. Slouch hats are aesthetic as fuck when the race war/DOTR comes i'll be wearing one.

fairly certain it's the one with the MacAdam Shovel.

Youll probably just look like some fat neckbeard but instead of a fedora you'll be wearing some gay lopsided safari hat

What the fuck is this shit?

Oh yeah, right, I forgot our glorious WWI flag
Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Pretty much

>NZ has a blue shirt

why?

Yes. However, it has been scientifically proven the Lemon-squeezer hat maximizes shitposting efficiency.

arxiv.org/abs/1610.03452

>american

I guess yo prefeer a Kipá

>he doesn't check out korean web art of cute WWI girls

shame

fuck should I know.

Alright. Show me more cute Aussie girls

Südwester are better. Fight me!

keked at the Gurkha. Is there an Axis one?

Thought they were pluggas?

Why is the brim raised like that? What purpose did it originally serve?

some axis ones here
best I can do

According to my grandfather, Easier to dodge emu beaks

WHAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN

Not bad.

I try.

So you can throw your rifle over your shoulder and not hit the brim of your hat.

I got a special exemption that allows me to wear a cork hat while at home. I'm still required by law to wear a slouch hat while in public of course.

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Ah that makes sense.

Then why did we krauts put up the brim on the right?

>Gurkha not drenched in blood

can only afford half a uniform

the top shitposters decorate their hats with emu feathers

is this a slide thread?

Shouldn't you be watching your wife's son, cockgobbler?

maximum slouch

I respect slouch hats. Wish I could wear one without feeling like a neckbeard

The slouchy is a sign of jew servitude, mate. Avoid at all costs.

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Good thread, made me chuckle.
Certainly needed a laugh after the last few days here

>mfw dude literally has 2 separate guns pointed at his chest and nads
wtaf

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