HAPPENING

TEXAS ANONS GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE GOT A MAJOR HAPPENING

SIRENS GOING OFF ALL OVER THE PLACE

youtube.com/watch?v=Hu8HFHgiWpA

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Don't worry it's just a terrorist attack.

I hope they get run over by a truck.

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HEARING UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF SIRENS IN HOUSTON, DENVER AND SEATTLE

CONFIRMED ALL OVER DFW

There's a muslim in a bus driving right towards me and I can't get ou

>terrorist nuking north mexico
good

Praise Kek, and let the nukes free us from the future.

Shadilay!

>Denver and Seattle

B U L L S H I T
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checked....

no...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now look what you've done.

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yikes

TAKE ME, TAAAAAAAKKE MEEEEEEEEEE

Fort Worth, haven't heard anything. What is it for?

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thank god, i thought someone was running off with the collective sauce of Texans

RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA

Haha, I live in bumfuck. Come and fight me globalist faggots!

oh shit nigga i'm in houston. do you guys need backup agains the muddies?

last time some muddie acted up a fool up in dallas (or was it austin) he left a chalk outline in front of the art exhibit.

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PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY

CLEARLY A HACK

SYRIAN ELECTRONIC ARMY

OR

RUSSIA


Just a malfunction goy, Go to bed

In Euless. Heard fuck all

I just heard 7 skykings, take cover folks

negative no sirens in houston

Can someone make a happening picture of the Chinese President and Kim Jung Un ?

>Denver

I don't hear anything

neat.

>Breaking News: It was a malfunction
>Will take up to 3 hours to manually shut off all of the sirens
>3 hours

Dallasbros, how will you guys entertain yourselves to stifle out the noise?

Is there any real happening or it is just shitposting.

Witnessed. Shadilay!

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It's a fucking malfunction

This is'nt a fucking game

It actually is

west houston here
can't heaer shit capt

NIGGERS, STOP ALREADY GOD DAMMIT
F TO HUMANITY

Can you not use google you Autistic fuck? Sage.

what the fuck those fucking digits again its over boys

If only you were Bogpilled

>It was a malfunction*.
*russian hackers

Well, shit. Was a pleasure posting with you lads.

NOW I AM BECOME DEATH, SHADILAY

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP DESU SENPAI

ITS FUCKING NOTHING
Go to bed

This isn't going to end well

>set off EWS on a fucking Friday night in Dallas
>leave it running for potentially hours
>claim it has to be disconnected manually per every fucking siren installation
>dismantling the EWS
>gee I wonder

You folks can see what's coming, right?

Right?

Was not ready for this get

I don't hear anything. I live in Denver right across the street from where the sirens are in my area.

It's (((nothing))) folks

Why didn't you return the slab

>normies in the chat all like "wtf is kek?"
dying of laughter here

why do it on a friday night?

> that rare pepe

No, I don't. Everyone has the Internet, sirens are obsolete. This is almost certainly a pretext to blame foreign hackers, however.

youtube.com/watch?v=i072ui6A9Co

Make peace with your God(s)

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>severe weather
IT'S THE FUCKING AIR RAID SIREN NOT THE TORNADO SIREN

>Everyone has the Internet

Nope.

be prepared fags

>It's a doom paul thread
I like were this is headed

RIP world

Garland reporting in

it's the same fucking thing you tard

Dr. P came and and ate at my restaurant today

Fuck it.

We had a good run, lads. Good night

i just wanted to go to sleep. if i do so, will i wake up in this world again, or in the next one?

air raid sirens work. fantastic. good habbenings

It was an omen. I hope you're in your bunker.

Holy shit Euless, I went to Trinity

Living in Deep Ellum now, heard the sirens earlier. It's fucking nothing.

My anus is ready Incabro.

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Tornado is a constant pitch
"Kiss your wife and kids goodbye" is the rising and falling pattern
The sirens are broadcasting the second pattern

hahahha
ALERT ALERT!
What is the alert m8?
THE ALERT IS THAT THERE ARE ALERTS
fuckin paranoid burgersharts

>malfunction
THEY WERE TESTING THEM
BATHE ME IN SWEET, RED HOT NUCLEAR FIRE

youtube.com/watch?v=i9gOAFa7bnk
they stacked the deck against us,
but we learned to count the cards
they wanted to destroy us,
now let’s send them our regards
well now it’s over
the show is done
it’d be a lie to say that we didn’t have fun
we’ve laughed, we’ve cried, and now we’ll die

If this is a hack trump is gonna flip tomorrow, they say its gonna take 3-4 hours to shut down

Sooo... nothing?

Wrong

We are doomed , aren't we?

reported

Have a Kek!

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7 kek

Yes.

It is written.

Friend is in Dallas right now (we live in Denton) police radar says the cops don't know why the alarms are going off. We sure more shit isn't happening?

Time to die goyim!
we had to pretend to be against our shill Trump
we did this to make him appear genuine.
Now that he has bought us time it is time
to \END GOYIM SCUM
NYYEEEHAAHAHHAHAHA!

we'll be fine

Seattle doesnt have sirens, faggots... and even if, wed be long gone before theyd come to use

I have faith.

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but those arent the lyrics

NUCLEAR WARHEADS READY TO STRIKE

THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED, LET'S END IT TONIGHT

I live just down the road in the Cedars. We are SO fucked in the event of a happening...