TEXAS ANONS GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE GOT A MAJOR HAPPENING
SIRENS GOING OFF ALL OVER THE PLACE
TEXAS ANONS GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE GOT A MAJOR HAPPENING
SIRENS GOING OFF ALL OVER THE PLACE
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Don't worry it's just a terrorist attack.
I hope they get run over by a truck.
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HEARING UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF SIRENS IN HOUSTON, DENVER AND SEATTLE
CONFIRMED ALL OVER DFW
There's a muslim in a bus driving right towards me and I can't get ou
>terrorist nuking north mexico
good
Praise Kek, and let the nukes free us from the future.
Shadilay!
>Denver and Seattle
B U L L S H I T
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checked....
no...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Now look what you've done.
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yikes
TAKE ME, TAAAAAAAKKE MEEEEEEEEEE
Fort Worth, haven't heard anything. What is it for?
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thank god, i thought someone was running off with the collective sauce of Texans
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
Haha, I live in bumfuck. Come and fight me globalist faggots!
oh shit nigga i'm in houston. do you guys need backup agains the muddies?
last time some muddie acted up a fool up in dallas (or was it austin) he left a chalk outline in front of the art exhibit.
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PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY
CLEARLY A HACK
SYRIAN ELECTRONIC ARMY
OR
RUSSIA
Just a malfunction goy, Go to bed
In Euless. Heard fuck all
I just heard 7 skykings, take cover folks
negative no sirens in houston
Can someone make a happening picture of the Chinese President and Kim Jung Un ?
>Denver
I don't hear anything
neat.
>Breaking News: It was a malfunction
>Will take up to 3 hours to manually shut off all of the sirens
>3 hours
Dallasbros, how will you guys entertain yourselves to stifle out the noise?
Is there any real happening or it is just shitposting.
Witnessed. Shadilay!
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It's a fucking malfunction
This is'nt a fucking game
It actually is
west houston here
can't heaer shit capt
NIGGERS, STOP ALREADY GOD DAMMIT
F TO HUMANITY
Can you not use google you Autistic fuck? Sage.
what the fuck those fucking digits again its over boys
If only you were Bogpilled
>It was a malfunction*.
*russian hackers
Well, shit. Was a pleasure posting with you lads.
NOW I AM BECOME DEATH, SHADILAY
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP DESU SENPAI
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
Go to bed
This isn't going to end well
>set off EWS on a fucking Friday night in Dallas
>leave it running for potentially hours
>claim it has to be disconnected manually per every fucking siren installation
>dismantling the EWS
>gee I wonder
You folks can see what's coming, right?
Right?
Was not ready for this get
I don't hear anything. I live in Denver right across the street from where the sirens are in my area.
It's (((nothing))) folks
Why didn't you return the slab
>normies in the chat all like "wtf is kek?"
dying of laughter here
why do it on a friday night?
> that rare pepe
No, I don't. Everyone has the Internet, sirens are obsolete. This is almost certainly a pretext to blame foreign hackers, however.
Make peace with your God(s)
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>severe weather
IT'S THE FUCKING AIR RAID SIREN NOT THE TORNADO SIREN
>Everyone has the Internet
Nope.
be prepared fags
>It's a doom paul thread
I like were this is headed
RIP world
Garland reporting in
it's the same fucking thing you tard
Dr. P came and and ate at my restaurant today
Fuck it.
We had a good run, lads. Good night
i just wanted to go to sleep. if i do so, will i wake up in this world again, or in the next one?
air raid sirens work. fantastic. good habbenings
It was an omen. I hope you're in your bunker.
Holy shit Euless, I went to Trinity
Living in Deep Ellum now, heard the sirens earlier. It's fucking nothing.
My anus is ready Incabro.
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Tornado is a constant pitch
"Kiss your wife and kids goodbye" is the rising and falling pattern
The sirens are broadcasting the second pattern
hahahha
ALERT ALERT!
What is the alert m8?
THE ALERT IS THAT THERE ARE ALERTS
fuckin paranoid burgersharts
>malfunction
THEY WERE TESTING THEM
BATHE ME IN SWEET, RED HOT NUCLEAR FIRE
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they stacked the deck against us,
but we learned to count the cards
they wanted to destroy us,
now let’s send them our regards
well now it’s over
the show is done
it’d be a lie to say that we didn’t have fun
we’ve laughed, we’ve cried, and now we’ll die
If this is a hack trump is gonna flip tomorrow, they say its gonna take 3-4 hours to shut down
Sooo... nothing?
Wrong
We are doomed , aren't we?
reported
Have a Kek!
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7 kek
Yes.
It is written.
Friend is in Dallas right now (we live in Denton) police radar says the cops don't know why the alarms are going off. We sure more shit isn't happening?
Time to die goyim!
we had to pretend to be against our shill Trump
we did this to make him appear genuine.
Now that he has bought us time it is time
to \END GOYIM SCUM
NYYEEEHAAHAHHAHAHA!
we'll be fine
Seattle doesnt have sirens, faggots... and even if, wed be long gone before theyd come to use
I have faith.
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but those arent the lyrics
NUCLEAR WARHEADS READY TO STRIKE
THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED, LET'S END IT TONIGHT
I live just down the road in the Cedars. We are SO fucked in the event of a happening...