-Wake up at 2:30PM

-Wake up at 2:30PM
-Jerk off
-Log onto Runescape at 3:00PM
-Blackjack in Pollniveach trying to get to level 91 thieving for Pyramid Plunder or do questing
-6:00PM rolls around
-Jerk off
-Out of food
-Buy daily can of Pringles, bag of Doritos, and Pizza
-Eat all of the chips and pizza in one sitting
-Jerk off
-Browse Sup Forums at 8pm
-Alternate between Youtube, Sup Forums,, and other bookmarked websites.
-Jerk off about 3 more times
-Cry self to sleep at 6am while hugging my pillow, pretending it's Yuuko from Nichijou
-Repeat

> will probably repeat this until I fail out of college

Help me.

Convert to Islam.

*ahem*
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

ptpf...prr...pfrdfff...BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

STOP

Jesus Christ you are pathetic.
Stop masturbating and start doing some shit with your life

>*BRAAAAAP* *BRAAAAAP*
>and now... this is to BRAP... even further beyond!!!
>hnnnggg!!!
>*stomach flexes, face contorts*
>*b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbrrrrrraaaa-a-a-aaa-aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA̯̩͜A̱̹͉͙͈Ạ̞̞͉A̖̯͚͍͙̘A̱͡A̱̟̼̖̥Á̩̜͍̳AAA̗A̝͇̩̪̺̱̹A͖̦͚͔̘͇͢AA̸͙͇͔̭̻A̱̗͇̳̱A̷̜̻͓̘A̦̖ͅA͎̖̳̮͕̜̟̕A̦͕͈̰Ạ̫̟̣̣̥̀A̲A̡A̱͔A̟̘͇̯͎̣͙Ả̺̼̮̝͕͊́̽A͍̥͈̦͚ͪ̓ͦ̚A̓͆̄̍ͯ̇̀͢Ȃ̩͉̀ͤ̈́̓̂͂A̲͂͑͗͗͒͐A̫͇̯̭̲͑̏̆͜Ȃ̫͛ͮǍ̗͕̱̝͖A̶̗͚͎͇̭̼͋͛̾A͓ͭ͐͂Å͔̘̗̤ͬ͋̾́ͫͩ͘A̠͑̊́̆̉̋Àͨ̅̀̇͟AA̦̩̿̑͗̓Ȁ̠̲̱͂̍̃̂̀A̷̩̽ͧͬ̑ͫ̒̈A̮̓A̼͙̱̩͋͌ͪ̏ͫ̑Ȃ̱͓͕̣̬ͅA̡̼̳͈̰̱ͩA͎̺̱̼̲̼̘ͩ̍͆A̦̙ͨȦ̘̻̯̠́ͅA̷̙̮̲̥͖͚̦ͣ͑̏ͯ̿̓̐̃̓͗̋̒̍͌͜Ą̴̛͉̪͉̗̼̖̮̝̫̳̱̰̣̙̙̋ͮͦ̿̈̂̔̀A̧͍̫̘͓͓̼̬̗̪̻̹̺̮̖̠̫̠̗ͧ̿ͬͭ͛̓̔ͩ̔͌ͬ͊ͭ͜Ȃ̧̛̠̤̖͖̠̳̪͖̺̱̳͕̬̻̥̙͇ͫ̄̔̽̓̕̕A̧̛͈͕̱͔̥͉̟͉͚̹̲̩̭ͯ̈̅̆̾͒͊͂́͡͞A̵̜͙̫͓̗̙̺̙̬̝͓̩̭͍ͭ͂̊ͪ͐͆̎ͫ͝ͅA̵̵̛̪̩̲̙̘̲̺͖͖͍̰̫̅͑̍͆̌̍ͯ̌͂́ͬ̒͒̐̀͆̅̚À̛̜̲̱̹̏̀͛ͬͯͮͣ̈͞͝͝ͅA͕̮̯͉̐ͣͣͪ͗ͧ͐ͦ̅ͪ̎̀

WHY DONT YOU LIFT?

go to /r9k/ or /adv/

Kys

If you don't have discipline, you're no different than animals

BIG

Wow your parents must be proud of you

...

>grown adult
>runescape
That shit is a massive time waster you need to quit that shit asap.
Also one jerk off a day is enough for most people...

this girl is made for BLACK COCK

WHITE

Brippety brap, my fellow 4channers!

Selamat pagi user. Have you thought about getting a good quality genuine daki? It won't solve your problems but at least you'll be comfy.

>User was banned for this post

BRAPS

Jesus christ i remember starting that in 03 and stopping after 8 years also rs3 a shit play Sup Forumsscape faggot

There is no help for someone like you, suicide is the only answer

;)

what about it?

this is probably fanfic

theres a gazillion things you could be doing besides playing runescape. if you cant get yourself to do them maybe take adderall

but you most likely cant be saved

I need the sauce

Thank you, I thought something was wrong with me after seeing how many times OP jerked off in 1 day

Dann I wish I was young again. Thanks for making me relive old memories.

And I thought I was miserable myself. That's just sad, you are at a point where you can't be saved anymore.

your day reminds me of mine a lot

This, though this is probably pasta.

I got a Daki of my waifu and I'm in heaven.

I just need to buy an onahole and i'll be gud.

>tfw playing runescape while reading this

get a hold of your life. dont fail out of college or you'll have nothing going for you.

>Yuuko
Good taste.

>wake up
>hit bong
>pour myself a 4-5 vodka shots into a big glass and mix with ginger ale
>go outside, have ciggy with my drink
>finish drink
>eat a banana
>go to work
>smoke ciggies
>finish work, go home
>hit the bong
>Make another 3-4 drinks of strong Vodka and Ginger ale drinks
>hit the bong
>Eat leftover kebab from the previous night
>hit the bong
>smash down the rest of my current drink
>pass out

>Runescape
Damn, I'm old.

>take adderall
>in EU

Quit being a pussy.
>decide on real world interest/job. Nothing stupid unless you're rich and can afford to fail
>set alarm to 5:00am
>wake up
>5:00-7:00 am gym
>7:00-8:00 am study for class or work towards goal.
>8:00am-5:00pm job/class
>5:00pm-8:00pm study/work towards goal
>8:00pm-9:00pm break for sanity
>9:00pm-10:00pm sleep

Rinse repeat, 6 days a week. Take half day once a week for social life. Done.

FATT

...

wake up at 2ish pm, hit road for work at 220, get there at 3, work until 2 am, get home, hang out on pol for like an hour or to, go to sleep.

rinse repeat, with split days off no less, 50 hour work weeks as a set schedule does not leave much time for anything else.

Convert and find Jesus

You fucking degenerate. Stop with the gaming shit, get a nice haircut, get a membership, create a beginner's workout routine, follow your progress on a fitness tracking app, wake up before 11 am at the latest, stop fucking jerking off, never ever think about buying potato chips, pizza and other shit food again, just drink water, inform yourself about a healthy diet and fucking follow through with all that.

After 1 month you will feel great. After 2 months you will feel greater. After 3 months you will feel absolutely awesome - even more so mentally than physically.

Just try it out and I promise you that you will be grateful ever reading this.

Stop being a degenerate nigger faggot.

Get a job, dude. If you don't have a degree or certifications stay away from office jobs that will hire anyone because they will suck your soul, but getting a shit job will make you feel way better. Think "American Beauty".

Women get depressed because they never became a Disney princess. Men get depressed when they are out of the work force. Virility, man: you need to focus on it.

i kinda wanna become an alcoholic if my life goes to shit. im only 19 rn though.

Why is braaappp-posting so looked down upon?

It's a solid meme

i guess what im saying is, ill trade you lives.

only tibia instead of runescape.

Do you have some savings?

What does this have to do with politics?

>>>/seeatherapist/

>wake up at 3pm
>immediately turn on pc and go to pol
>browse pol for 3 hours
>play a few steam games fro the rest of the day
>obligatoryly to to r/tgirls and fap every night
>repeat

This existence must actually be hell

Ain't technology grand?

Sort yourself out faggot. Only you can solve your problems.

Study. Do it right now, do it every day.

Start a light workout routine. Stop eating like shit.

Show up to class.

Your life WILL drastically improve, everything else is auxiliary, jobs are necessary later, optional now, passing and studying is not optional, get off your lazy ass.

Gaming is fine, but you're doing it to excess. Jacking off is fine but you're doing it to excess.

>not getting 8 hours of sleep
Enjoy no gains.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Time for my pasta I saved long ago

About taking my daughter to the MLP movie

Just get a job, go to gym and stop going on Sup Forums. Get yourself a console and play solo games whenever you have time. Stop playing MMOs.

>wake up at 8pm make coffee and breakfast for parents
>shitpost till 12 and go grab smokes from the store
>do what minimal workouts i can on my bench
>cook dinner
>grab a 6pack from the store
>shitpost and drink
>go to sleep at 12

I didnt ask for the neet life but im literally to disabled to work but aleast i get disability+ei+worksafe so im sitting on cash i probably will never get to use

The BraaaapPill is next level shit and OP should take it. Braaaaapposting highlights the reality that women who stick their asses out for photoshoots shouldn't be looked at as sexy or desirable, they look ridiculous and it's actually pretty pathetic. Pornstars and strippers get an exception I suppose.

>falling for the 8 hour Jew
ISHYGDDT

That's a pathetic existence.

You need Jesus, user.

>>>r9k

Could just do tren

I know we stole pepe and all but you can't post your neet problems here.

The majority of your muscle fiber synthesis in a 24 hour period takes place in the last 2 hours of an 8 hour sleep cycle.

You're literally cutting your gains by 30-40%.

Or this.

You've fallen into a trap brudda. Electronic life and electronic relationships are shallow and weak. You got to get out in the world! Reconnect, even though it hurts. BECAUSE it hurts! The pain lets you know it's real.

Start small. Instead of fucking around on youtube and Sup Forums, put on your shoes and go for a walk. Try to notice the beauty in things around you. Try to notice the little things.

I unironically envy you.

No one said it was permanent. People don't understand skilled labor anymore. You faggots go to college and major in medieval sexual intercourse and wonder why you can't get hired. Develop a skill, become good enough at it that 99% of people can't do your job, and you'll be in the 1%. It really is that fucking simple. Then you can make your own schedule. Until then, your manager at Burger King will continue to give you 4 hour shifts when you need cash and 12 hour shifts when you need a break.

Wow this. You should see my discovery tab on IG.

>DUDE just get some discipline it works for me LMAO

>obsessing over gains because Zyzz brah
Yet another NEET trap.

You LARPin bro?

That ain't nothing
>be me
>wake up at 2pm
>hit bowl hard
>throw a dip in my lip
>play vidya
>hit bowl again
>eat a banana(ironically same as you)
>go to work
>break at work, hit bowl again and throw a dip in mouth
>work more
>eat first and only meal of the day, really big meal
>get home, hit bowl, throw in dip
>surf Sup Forums or play vidya
>smoke bowl
>go to bed at 5am
continue cycle

How is doing nothin and still gettin paid a problem?

with the way things are going, you won't reach 20 anyway, might as well start now

most of those dude posting are LARPing, I recommend working on yourself, but most people start too hard early-on and lose motivation after one week

Ass is delicious you gay faggot

What job allows the use of illicit drugs senpai?

You have fucked up you brain and body chemistry but it is possible always for a change.
The least and most important thing for your beginning is to START LIFTING you god damn faggot.

>What job allows the use of illicit drugs senpai?
service jobs, warehouse jobs, back house restaurant gigs, hotel desk jobs

Security Guard

They don't care I guess, it's legal in my state anyway. They did drug test me and I should have popped hot but they hired me anyway because le Veteran status.

Trust me you don't. I'm recovering right now after quitting drinking cold turkey about a month ago.

Was downing 1-2 liters of hard liquor(50-75%) + 1-2 6-packs of strong beer(nothing under 7.5%) a day for 4 years. Last time I drank was on a 4 day bender and I realized it doesn't fix anything. It just fucks your body and mind up and all your problems will still be there when you sober up.
I'm 23.

Life is still shit, but alcohol doesn't solve anything.

You the guy from /f1/?

When I am working early shifts

>Wake up at 04:30 AM
>Eat and browse Sup Forums
>Go to work at 05:15
>Start work at 06:00
>First break at 09:00
>Second break at 12:00
>Finish 02:00 PM
>Train and make dinner when I get Home
>Browse Sup Forums
>Do school and studies until 08:00 PM
>Read and listen to Podcast until I black out, usually around 10:00 PM

Sadly, most jobs do if you can keep your shit together under the influence. I used to be a pot smoker and have been in the work force since before I could legally work (had to hustle due to shit hand in life). Pass the drug test to get the job, keep your cool so people don't think you use and if you get injured on the job realize you won't get worker's compensation because they WILL drug test you, so if you get injured don't let anyone know.

die a hero, take sandnigs and mudsharks down with you

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

I am 24 and was a serious alcoholic when I was in the Army, I would drink all night and then run 5 miles in the morning still drunk, this went on for years. When I finally got out of the Army I started getting some serious medical problems so I quit cold turkey after that.