We are an extra terrestrial life form in search of food. After examining your planet, we are alerting you through your most popular Internet domain for a request.
We have determined the livestock specimen of our choice after monitoring your planet for 70 years.
We are willing to trade the entire population of said organism for our advanced technology. If not, we will destroy your technology and take the population ourselves.
We want the female form of Homo sapien.
Uhh guys this might be real
We only deal with Asari or Salarians.
Get off my planet.
It took you 70 years to figure out this shit?
>advanced
advanced my ass bitch
I read in a magazine soon they will be able to make children with 2 fathers or mothers dna. With the same technology they can even do it with 3 parents. So ok take the thots. And nothing of value was lost.
i want to sell sex toys to aliens what if some aliens have vaginas where the mouth should be and heads where the arse is
GREYS GETOUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
I was never going to use them anyway. Feel free to take them.
Take my word for it, they don't taste that good. Trust me.
we'll let you have the Asian females
oh wait, there are none
xD
Why just not be our friend instead? Be our mentors!
ayy lmao
Nobody steals our chicks, and lives!
fuck off space niggers
We had to go through every organism, every bacteria, insect, plant, you name it.
Takes time. We only do this to what would equate to 10,000 years on your planet. It expends a lot of energy and our reason for doing it is our affinity for live stock that have been free range in their true natural habitat.
The female homo sapien, like the specimen in the photo, is able to flourish in the perfect conditions for her growth in her natural habitat that is your civilization.
We could easily grow them ourselves, but they wouldn't taste so good.
>Monitor planet for 70 years
>chose women as the ideal edible
How in the fuck did you arrive at that conclusion? I mean sure you can have them, but fuck. Is there nothing better out there?
Advanced tech ? Hell yeah take all our women
>facefucking some chicks ass
sign me up
is he gone? do you think bought it?
If you want Amy Schumer you have our permission to take her, you will have to pack and load her yourselves though as our technology is not advanced enough to do it.
can i watch when you eat them?
>facefucking some chicks ass
sign me up
Couldn't we just use that technology to recreate females again?
Not like the vast majority of you fucks here know what a vagina feels like anyway.
shut the fuck up dude!!!!
he'll know!!!
you'd be doing us a favour
what are advanced gas chambers like mr. 1 post by this OP is a faggot
You see, the female homo sapien has a smooth, tender, and delicious outer coating, with each pigment causing a different flavor.
The extra layer of adipose tissue, our main source of energy, under their outer covering that the males don't have, along with the concentrations in the chest and buttocks, is both delicious and serves a balanced treat. The protein from the muscles are secondary components of our biochemistry, but the total caloric intake from a female homo sapien is good for such a good taste.
They really are one of the most delicious food sources we have come across.
>specimen in photo
fuck off space amerifats, you're asking for cardiac arrest
I bet you're some shit tier bunch of low income plebs from some alien empire that are out for cheap fast food
now get the fuck out of my board before we call the (((greys)))
She could have many kids if she wasn't in porno
>Aliens think 3DPD is worth anything
>we are alerting you through your most popular Internet domain for a request.
aliens confirmed for redditfags
We will also help you with what you refer to as (((them))) on top of the technology.
All we ask for is the female homo sapien population.
Fuck off Xeno scum, better to die fighting than live a cuck.
I will gladly sell you said plump specimens. I assume you only desire ones around 250+ lbs. Understand livestock is typically sold on a head basis (3 females = 3 head.) We can work out some sort of deal with rayguns for fatties I assure you.
I'm gonna have to put my foot up in your alien asses.
Wait but if you do that isn't that the end of our species anyway?
I mean you can have them and all but how will mankind procreate?
>women-livestock also being my favourite kink
The darker the skin the riper they are. Only eat the ripe ones.
As the great philosopher user once said:
Fuck off, space niggers.
You must be one of the specimen. I was able to trace your post to identify you and match you up to the livestock catalogue we have created of all the female homo sapien.
Based on your figure, you will be a fine piece of delicacy to be dined upon.
XENOS GET OUT REEEEEE
why not the male?? ;) me so horny, me love you long time!!
Saged
Let her go, you can make another.
Amy Schumer=Alien Tendies
We will leave you with technology to create more, just like before. They will procreate and reproduce with the male homo sapien for millennia, and we will return once more when the population has been naturally bred on your planet.
By our calculations, the opposite is true. The darker ones offer little taste or enjoyment, so they will be mostly fed to our pets and given to the most impoverished species in the universe. This only applies to ones from the landmass you call Africa.
The rest are all our food.
Your "advanced" technology is nothing compared to our hyper-futuristic memetic wizardry. Behold these digits and realize how primitive you really are, ayy lmao.
Where is your brain you rhinoskinned shitass? Looks like there is no any aviable space for your brain due to your big eyes.We are only deal with asaris bevause they are butifel.You have to go back now to your voidness.
Take my wife. Please!
Fuck off we're full
Your country has no standing on your planet as a major role player, therefore your opinion matters zero.
You are, how do I say in your terms, a faggot.
Can we destroy this country while we're at it? We'll add in time travel in exchange.
Is there an age limit? Could my mom be spared because she's too old?
Hi how you doing?
70 Sol revolutions is our maximum age. 17 is our minimum.
what's that little dark figure above the ayy? looks like an oompa loompa