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niiiiiice... no more semen for the demons.
haha americans wont be able to touch their own dicks in the privacy of their own homes when nobody is watching. stupid cucks.
> Democratic member of the Texas House of Representatives
>check out her twitter page
>its all about muh womenz and womenz health
>anti masturbation law passed
>mandatory Chasity during next penis inspection
>if you refuse you go to jail pay a ridiculous fine and still will be in chastity
>every woman is given a key every chastity belt
>you basically have to beg women to release you now. Its all you can think about
>women get even more mate selection power
>women start getting turned on by deny to release a guy from chasity
>you spend all day worshiping every woman you meet
>patriarchy destroyed
holy shit it's genius
and how are you going to enforce this without invading someone's privacy lol
Also, do you have a link to the article
pepe should read up on bill of rights
bonus: doesn't even require leaving his parents' basement
Based
It's a satirical bill aimed at pointing out the hypocrisy of regulatory intrusion into women's sexual health
Why are women so bad at false equivalences?
Having a period is like a man masturbating.
Having an abortion is like murder.
It takes 2 to require an abortion and there is usually a 3rd party involved to do the actual murdering. Just because you're happy to call a hitman on your own baby doesn't mean that you are free of moral guilt.
You realize this is directly a response to telling women what to do with their bodies regarding abortion, right? By getting angry you are making their point. Pol is fucking stupid.
r-remove this
Women live 5 years longer than men.
From now on women who reach the age of 75 will be executed in order to make the average ages closer
No
Ironically their self deprecation would make this happen.
this
all this will do is create WAY more rape
So the Dildo/vibrator, and Fleshlight industry is going to be taken down?
Been doing it for a bit over a month, it just makes me incredibly irritable, horny, but i pushed myself to meet four women who i might or might not fuck in the near future.
This law is stupid as fuck and would not be enforceable, and, even if it was, you would just have thousands of angry beta males going mad from a lack of sexual relief. No one needs that.
women can masturbate too
i already dont masturbate
it doesnt cause rape
you just end up actually having sex
wow so hard
so brave
That wasn't the funniest thing even, dear italy. If you read the text it was an argument against that women's birth control must be included in everyone's health insurance. So women would get it for "free" while anyone who is working and paying their taxes and insurance premiums would take a hit.
The joke here is that a woman faggot idiot doesn't understand women could masturbate without having to eat up government subsidized birth control pills.
The joke becomes funnier that now women are mad that the government is telling people what birth control plans they can have, because they wanted government to do that for them in the first place.
It's a funny shitshow if you get down on it.
>their bodies
From now on anybody who argues in favour of late term abortion has to do it over footage of actual late term abortions
>premarital sex
enjoy your AIDS, larper
Brap
HOLY KE-
Hegelian theory checks out
Yes but that doesn't cause a sperm or an egg to be destroyed like male masturbation or a period.
>oh no you've dropped the cake!
>The closest a neocon comes to birth before they want to kill something.
And its going to be ironically voted in
why are you assuming i am a faggot
>this isn't a cake, it's not completely cooked, so it's totally acceptable to just throw it away instead of cooking it all the way!
So what does the bill actually do though?
What's does it make enforceable by law?
we antithesis now nigga!
Squatting like a slav.
are you implying slavs arent white
This is how stupid America has become
This is what you Trump fucktards voted for
>Their bodies
>has different DNA structure and different set of chromosomes
I don't think so.
Likewise the bacteria living on you are not "your body".
Its a feminist making a satirical proposal she knows have no chance to become law to raise awareness around abortions.
Not much to do for politicians in the great state of Texas...
>Straya tripfag shitposting
topkek
i have been looking for this gif forever
Feminist demands men stop having so much fun.
In other news the Sun rose this morning
> Lawmaker's anti-masturbation bill parodies real Texas abortion law
> Texas state Rep. Jessica Farrar introduced a bill that would fine men $100 for "emissions outside a woman's vagina," and make them wait 24 hours for any procedures concerning their sexual organs.
Be Texas - want a 24 hr minimum time between seeing doctor and abortion being performed
Be fat cunt, trying to parody this law:
> you just pay $100 to jizz outside a cunt
That's not how you parody you stupid fucking fat cunt
unless you're a 9yo muslim girl chained in her rapy parent's basement
rapey
tf
Who is this semen demon?
It's official, progressives are the new authoritarians
this will never become law but thanks for letting the world know once again, what shitbirds leftists are
but what else will Sup Forums do after trump tweets?
>for this gif
>it's a webm
It won't be the first time American State laws turn out to be funny.
How would they enforce that
Does it only count for men? Women mastrubate too.
>Literally the plot of an anime
There is a longer version.
Source is Amagi Brilliant Park.
This is the jews attempt to get you to lose your virginity, this is BAD
Keep fapping and don't have sex, sex is for weak idiots who are like niggers, niggers can't stop having sex, don't be a nigger, be a wizard
dude i have been looking for that webm for ages too how did you know
Yes ma'am
zz webm size limit on Sup Forums is 3mb
I-It's just l-like my Chinese cartoons...
whoosh
Privacy is a form of private property that will necessarily be abolished in the coming communist utopia.
>trying to troll so hard
Oh god, please stop, my sides...
You normies flooding the board acting like newfags and retards thinking this will change anything. It's spectacular.
lurk more old fag
It's 4MB across the site, the one difference is that you can't post sound webms outside of /gif/ and /wsg/.
wow, we also have a congresswoman that is probably rejected by her husband here who wants to pass a bill like that, but come On! We're brazilians, and you're americans. We should be the ones doing retarded shit like that, not you.
...
Is this some feminist "dick-control" bullshit?
DEATH TO ALL ESTJ
behind all corruption, behind all degeneracy you will find an estj, I guarantee
Masturbation is stupid anyway. Let's face it, 99.9 % of time it is done with porn.
- rot your brain
- stops you finding real women and making a family
- did you jerk off last few days? I did and feel terrible for it
They're right. Nobody should be allowed to masturbate. You're wasting semen that could have been used making a baby or donating to a sperm bank to make a baby. It's hypocrisy to allow men to masturbate and forbid women to abort. We have to stop both.
every single time i see this topic arise i am only reminded that we live in a dark age where no one will really address the spiritual power and nature of sexual energies because that's just too much for little ol' prude society , fuck off
>Texas
>freedom
>have chastity belt
>no stacys want to unlock your benis
>can't cum
>constant blueballs and stifled erections
>slowly develop monk-like self control
>enlightened asceticism gives you power over your own mind that you didn't know was possible
>develop real wizard powers to manipulate reality itself using the sheer power of your will
>powers become so strong that women become attracted to you
>stacy unlocks your benis
>cum
>lose powers
>no more stacys want to unlock your benis
We should ban antibiotics.
N-no! We h-have to stop this!
i am not degenerate.
Check out her twitter page you retarded deepshit
twitter.com
All she does is muh women , n' shit .
Like you really expect a bunch of fucking cops to go around town breaking into homes to see if you're jacking it ? fucking shitlords everywhere
>the modern world
>freedom
We have to do everything in our power to prevent this from happening
I can tell you that forbidding masturbation will lead to many rapes, Inshallah
You have to be human to be white
Well that photo really did the trick
isn't this impossible to enforce anyway?
>Myers-Briggs
normie
Also your sperm has different DNA from you. There are slight differences from sperm to sperm and they all differ a bit from the code that makes you. So technically if you're using different human DNA from the parent as an argument for personhood, mastubating does kill millions of unborn people at a time.
Oh I get it. Because fetuses are as worthless and nonhuman as sperm.
Just flush 'em!
Good one.
*vomits*
*vomits again*
*thinks of all the good normal white families out there*
*regains composure*
*rededicates life to shitposting*
We're gonna make it guys
That would mean more semon for the demons because you wouldn't be able to jerk it off, idiot.
time for a synthesis
>texas bill
You mean mexicans.
Why are Americans so hopelessly obsessed with dicks?
Its always about their dicks, other people's dicks, what people are doing with their dicks, does something involve a dick in some vague way. What gives?
pls stop, it hurts
They're fixed on dicks because of their lingering PTSD from circumcision
...
How a woman can walk into an abortion clinic, spread her legs and end a human life without a care in the world boggles the mind.
I wouldn't be able to do it and live with myself afterwards. It would eat me up inside.
Over 95% of women who've had an abortion say it is the best decision they've ever made. Women are heartless creatures.
t. newfag
is this the crazy woman who said masturbation = baby killing?
I assume condoms will be banned too?
and every woman will be forced to get pregnant before menstruation, right?
Checked
Women can only emulate empathy. They are not capable of it.
It's obviously not possible to enforce, but banning porn would be a good idea.