ITT : pretend im god and ask me anything

ITT : pretend im god and ask me anything

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If you're god why would you want to live in a shit hole?

will any nukes go off in my life time?

They do all the time,

>What is nuclear testing

Fucking retard

let the poor begger pretend he doesn't live in a shit hole like your self

there's only one God

hurr durr, mr. literial and his 2 brain cells gave an "accurate" answer

i don't live there slave , its just that my sky house is right over that shithole
What this autist said :

Why do you use jordan vpn instead of vatican one?

Are you some kind of fucking false god?

Your mom is a false god

Watch your fucking filthy mouth before I glass you

Ok so in the developed world, we call 'sky houses' Apartment buildings.

Can you say, Apartment building, Ahmed?

But there are many false gods.

Like the Hebrew Demiurge and the other Archons

And it's this Jordanian.

Im god , i do whatever i want you filthy fingolian

Then why don't you teach yourself English

allahu snakbar

One more word and i will send some kind of spider to fuck your shit up , damn aussie cunt , its really fucking annoying when my slaves are disrespectful
What this good goy said:

why does it seem that good and evil on the largest scale must follow some kind of ruleset as if we were living in the ultimate shadow game

i don't want to

Jokes on you cunt, I already killed 5 spiders in my room today

>false god


In his arrogance, Yaldabaoth boasted to the other archons that:
"I am God and there is no other God beside me!"

Yaldabaoth was weak and ignorant, because he didn't realise that were any power greater than him. He thought he was the First. Yaldabaoth had sinned for saying these words, which was why he was called Samael – "the blind god". He has another name – Saklas, a name usually assigned to Satan.

It was Sophia, who rebuked him and gave him this name, Samael.
"You are mistaken, Samael"

After this boast, he challenged the voice:
"If any other thing exists before me, let it be shown forth to me!"

So Sophia stretch forth her finger and brought limitless light into matter and the region of chaos.

The chief archon trembled in fear.

When Yaldabaoth and the other archons heard the voice. They sought this voice and traced the voice to the abyss, where the chief archon saw the reflection of his mother in the water. They want take hold of the image but could not. They were ignorant and weak, because they didn't understand that the image was reflected from above.

"I am a jealous God, and there is no other God beside me."

But by announcing this he indicated to the angels who attended him that there exists another God.

For if there were no other one, of whom would he be jealous?

go play with a bomarang, and sit an swivel on a didjariedoo

nothing such as good and evil

Why are you wearing clothes?

Thanks massa

there's only one God and he's the God of Abraham,Moses,Jesus and Mohammed

Make sure you don't lose control of your little island when the Scots want another referendum.
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who gives a shit

im god , i do whatever i want , prove me wrong

>its really fucking annoying when my slaves are disrespectful
your slaves?
fuck me, when was the last time, your people did anything

Smite me faggot :^)

What are the winning lotto numbers?

Nah never mind ay, your mum smited me last night aye

because i have a small penis and i don't want the angels to see it and laugh at me
no problem goyim

stay good

Done
which lottery

why pick the Jews to walk among with when you could have chosen the Germanic or Romans?

why give them forgiveness when we all know Jews are dirty lairs

God. When even straya cunt is telling you to check your grammar, you're doing something massively wrong.

i didn't , these fags will burn in hell

How did it get like this?

Who gives a shit im god

they'll bend over and take that fucking thistle up the arse along with what ever we tell them to do, no one said they've got to like it.
so do one you emu loving Zoophilia

>I am a jealous God

Deuteronomy 6:15

for the LORD your God, who lives among you, is a jealous God. His anger will flare up against you, and he will wipe you from the face of the earth.


Exodus 34:14

For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:


Exodus 20:5

"You shall not worship them or serve them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, on the third and the fourth generations of those who hate Me,

Why were those NDEs so harsh man?

sorry burger , im pretty bored

We were made in the image and the likeness of the gods.

They are known as the Archons or the Lords of the Garden.

It was the Demiurge who banished us from the garden because he feared we would eat from the tree of life and become just like them, having long lives like they do.

The Demiurge and his followers want to keep us like Mortal Slaves.

That is why they crucified Jesus when he tried to give us the Eucharist. The Bread of Long Living and the Elixir of Life at the last supper.

Should I fap 5 times a day or just 3?