Try sleeping

>try sleeping
>neighbos above me are fucking (for maybe half an hour now)
>"aaaahhhh ohhhhh ahhhhhh"
>yelled at the top of my lungs shut the fuck up in romanian 3 times
>nothing

What do I do next?

Manca o banana in pulamee

wank urself to death

Iți fut una și ție akkuma

Si tie

Ba fraere asa o fut pe matan cur pana ia foc si dupaiami prajesc ouale pe ea

go to sleep gypsies

Mătai asa de bătrână că are biblia cu autograf

Matai asa de grasa de are poza de marime a4 in buletin

Play gay porn as loud as you can.
If they're straight, the GP will shut them down.

Move to a better apartment, poorfag. Living in Sweden, I can only assume that my neighbors are up to weird, decadent stuff of which I remain blissfully unaware thanks to proper soundproofing.

>What do I do next?
Try locking yourself in an orphanage for 20 years with no human contact, until you're walking in all fours like a beast, that should fix things.

Tell me, gypsy.

Do you like hurting other people?

Ai de pula me ceti fut un pumn cu picioru acu
Don't have speakers

>Kick down door
>Drill Grill

Retarded anglo and kraut who want to destroy europe as always suck my dick

I am thinking of that then if police come it will be my fault not theirs

Then get the neighbor's cat, torture it
>the purpose is to make it scream as loud as it can, something along the lines of
YYYAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

geme si tu mai tare ca ei

Ce periculos esti:))

Start making loud noises back or just complain to your landlord

You knock on their door and ask them to stop before you call the cops on them

I called the local police and they told me to fuck myself and sleep in romanian Im not lying they literally said "dute dracu si culcate" search on google translate

Throw a rock through their window and quickly and quietly go back inside.

The edge

Hmm.. cut the phones first?

For an actual bit of advice. I hear you can get a device that goes under you bed that is supposed to cancel out external noise, might be worth checking out for the future.

go Ceauşescu on them

PUT A POTATO IN HIS CAR'S EXHAUST PIPE

Eu iubesc Romania, fratemeleu.

Swap that rock for a grenade and you're good to go

They live above me I can't throw a rock (dont have one) vertically in their window
Police only come if theres a fight like breking their door but if you call for noise they tell you fuck you and hang up

Go to compost, leaf

Fratelemeleu

Record it and post it on the internet fag

Hmmmm

Join them

>destroy europe
Nah, I'd settle for not being harassed by Romanian beggars every day, stay put.

Oricand fraletemeu

Or just superglue the car's handles

This
Also this

I like how you think:))))

why are you going to bed so early in the evening, fagget?

Get into their house
Take a pic of them
Post on Sup Forums

take your bat and kick in their door and beat them.

Then use the cat option.
>cats are fucking everywhere, and any kitchen knife will do as a torture tool
>start with the genitals, the goal is to make the cat screech as loud as it can.
>when they stop, the police will (probably) be on their way.
>hide the corpse of the cat inside the oven
>change clothes, greet them at the door
>tell them chinks probably did it.
>lul to yourself as you bathe in cat blood after they arrest chink neighbors for animal abuse.

>go to bathroom
>turn off the candle
>look into mirror
>yell (at the top of your lungs) "shut the fuck up!!" 3 times in romanian

thank me later

secretly film it

I will put a potato in their cars exhaust :))))))

Star playing soviet anthem on the highest volume while pounding te ceiling

Will Röökijäbä appear too if I perform this ritual?

Superglue it!

If the guy can't get the job done in 30 minutes, go up there and finish it yourself.

Just came by to say that all of you are bat-sh*t crazy.

The only time I saw so many Romanians in one place is when I passed metro station and bunch of them were begging for gibs

chop a hole in their door and then yell "Here's Johnny" into it

Im near the parking lot:))))))))))))))) how far should i push the potato in? I dont have superglue

Demon Kakka will appear

shit in front of their door for fun morning surprise

...

What does your neighbors fucking have to do with politics?

haha nice one! watch out for Truck-kun

Push the potato using dick

Also make a pic w/ timestamp

Far enough that it's difficult to fish out. Depending on muffler design you might wind up pushing it into the muffler instead of just clogging the pipe, so you can bring two potatoes in case you push the first one too far.

You could start by posting this on

Just near the car. Brb

All the way in, mash that shit in as far as it will go.
>post pics or it didn't happen.

This.

Make sure they hear you fapping too.

>Freeze your urine into a disc shape.
>Slide it under their apt door during the night
>Next morning, ice will have melted and they will wonder who the fuck pee in their apartment

A little late to the party Brazil.

holy fuck that's genius

can you do that with shit too?

yes

>you will never go through an entire neighbourhood throwing frozen piss, shit, blood and semen discs beneath peoples front doors

they would never catch me

OP got shot.

#MakingBrazilGreatAgain

jerk your dick in the darkness like you always do

Kek

>pol is organising a potato prank in Romania
what the

OP I hope you're safe

it's not sweden

Keklel

>Issou

Okay, now what you need to do is go knock on their door and have a conversation with them. If they're fucking like mad, then they won't hear you yell or pound on your ceiling. So you get out of bed, still wear whatever you gypsies wear to bed, and knock on their door. Loud. Until they answer. Then tell the fuckers off. Politely. If they continue, be increasingly less polite until you're with all the other degenerates trying to cram shit through their door cracks and torturing cats.

>the candle
my sides

OP? what's going on?

how long does it take to shove a damn potato in?

I tend to yell army marching cadences at the top of my lungs. Seems to shut most people up when you start yelling about being an airborne ranger living the life of blood and danger.

Just sayin

non sapevo aveste edifici a più piani nei campi :^)

Just because you don't know how to fuck doesn't mean the rest of us don't know how to fuck.

Op, hai cu deliveru coaie

Sorry bout that senpai
I'd say blast music all day but your next door neighbors don't deserve that