Praise God

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Amen.

I'd sell my soul for this to become reality.

someone post the australia one.

Praise Gawrrd.

Aymeeeayn.

why is north dakota and montana getting nuked so hard?

Because God do not like them.

Why not just nuke yellowstone?

missile silos

Thats where we keep our ICBM

Hurry up slave niggers nuke Houston. I'm ready

>tfw in NJ
please Putin, end my suffering

>implying even a 500 warhead exchange would not be utterly fucking globally cataclysmic ecologically and would probably provoke an even stronger global retaliation

stop fucking LARPing, jesus

You do realize Trump is one of us and desires the same thing?

You and your kind won't be in the history books.

Why is my city on the first strike list?

Pay attention faggot, I'm saying that if we have a 500 nuclear warhead exchange there won't be any fucking "history" for anyone to read

yes my nigga. uncle vlad please deliver

Nah, we survived far worse. We lost so much tech already.

>tfw i wont get hit but I'll die from the fallout

um

we literally have never survived anything even remotely comparable to a simultaneous 500 modern nuclear warhead exchange


I get the perception that you seriously underestimate what that would do to global climate and ecology, the entire human race would be fucked

Why would anyone waste a nuke on Australia?

>tfw your city not only gets nuked, but also catches all of the radiation from the dakotas thanks to the jet stream

Lol, I'm double fucked. What's more, I live like 1/2 mile from my city's ground zero. Hopefully I'll be vaporized.

think about the gdp growth afterwards it would be exponential

WHATS THE POINT OF TARGETING MISSILE SILOS
I'M SURE BOTH COUNTRIES ARE CONSTANTLY MONITORING FOR ANY POTENTIAL STRIKE

WOULDN'T ONE COUNTRY FIRE NUKES BACK AS SOON AS THEY REALIZED THEY WERE GETTING NUKED? WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST SAY FUCK IT AND NOT GO ALL OUT?