Why can't young attractive German girls swim anymore?

Malina K., a German, 20 year old woman, studying in Regensburg, Bavaria, had been missed for three weeks.

On March, 19th, at 5 a.m., she had been on her way home from a party.
Now her dead body was found in the danube.

According to investigations no evidence of violence against her body could be found.
According to German media, this means that the whole thing was just an accident.

She just stumbled into the water and drowned.

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who cares

Why have rivers become increasingly dangerous in the last two years in Germany?
Is it the climate change?

because they get molested at the pool

She's not attractive at all

Well, you know it's just that German media alway tries to keep up the most unlikely explanations until definite evidence of the contrary has been found.

And it's so obvious that having to listen to this shit is just so immensly painful.

>3 weeks in water

her corpse is a slime ball, they cant dis-prove shit

life is so easy; you don't even have to learn how to do a doggy paddle in shallow water

She doesnt look very german too me. Maybe a turk? Can insects swim?

Burger, I know, she can't measure up to your standards.

>brown eyes
>brown hair
>thin bone structure

Probably not German
She is gorgeous though
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO WE KEEP DYING
FUCKING KIKES

Spent her time likely being a cum dumpster, a drug addict or a social sciences major.

>no value
>why is this shit even posted to /pol
/OP is once again a gigantic faggot

reasons why I don't care:

>she is dead
>no leaked nudes
>her PTP is gone forever

She's not gorgeous. She just looks like a normal girl. Or what a normal girl should look like, most of the ones I see are grotesquely overweight.

Because you've been focussed too much on the mainland ever since you were split up in east and west.
We kinda miss your more navally oriented peeps here.

how does it feel to have shit taste

She looks like a kike....

I suppose you already know

Swimming is for rural and suburban retards us intelligent city folk have no need for such archaic abilities

kekd

Do all Germans look like Dolph Lundgren in your mind?

Oh, and interestingly, she lost her phone, so she just accidently lost it, *clearly* without any external force.

Dolph Lundgren was Swedish

>on her way home from a party

Because they're degenerate drunks.

To answer your question no, but she is not a native german. Not a single chance. She looks Hungarian.

is*
fucking bogan learn your language

>literally irrelevant

suicide?

and some nigger probably got her leftovers
she was already filled up with semen and the nigger got herpes and other bullshit now.
nigga got cucked hard.

he did us all a favor.

One more dead shitskin. How is that bad

I know that's not the point.
She looks like she's Southern German or Austrian. I saw her dad on TV, he has the same eye and hair color, a German name and a slight German dialect.

Well, in the last months asylum seekers had been responsible for similar cases.

It is said, that she talked to her boyfriend how much she liked it to live there.

In my opinion you cannot completly rule out that it was suicide or an accident, but a crime committed by refugees are certainly the most likely reason.

*was
He swedistani now

Cause she got blacked by African refugees at that party and everyone knows black people can't swim.

You can tell me otherwise all you like
She does not have Germanic genes

Why do you expect me to care about some dead sandnigger female?
She's not white and she most likely was getting fucked by Chad at least once every two days.

so now what?

the case is closed.
there is no nudes and no leads. nothing to make it a crime that you could proof in court.
she is dead and will never have the chance to suck the dick of anyone here.

so who the hell cares?

lets concentrate on more important issues and cases that we can actually still solve.

You can tell with all that fat?

Shit, Americunts really are good for something.

talked to her boyfriend *on the phone*

I meant the bitch in the OP picture if you're serious

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=qd6LRhrOm1o

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Chances are she did, it's just that the Mediterranean ones were more prevalent.
Don't tell me that makes her ethnically non-German, those genes came here 2000 years ago.

>Don't tell me that makes her ethnically non-German

Correct
She wouldn't get into the Reich

russki rapebabby

The 'reich' doesn't exist and was a failure.

Do you tards have any idea how big or ethnically diverse Germany is? And no, I don't mean (((diverse))).

but she probably had nice tits

Yeah she would already be part of it...

>59% white

>Do you tards have any idea how big or ethnically diverse Germany is?

Only too well

...

I swear it's like I was ahead of my time

early 30's and all these kids a decade plus below me act scared and weak like I did

I'm 32 and never had a girlfriend
can't swim
never had a real fulltime job
people terrify me and I rarely talk to anyone outside of my family unless it's a requirement


I'm 6'2" and 190 pounds of skinnyfat
kinda ugly but most people have no idea how much of a lifepussy I am

She is very cute I'll give her that

She was

>can't argue againt point
>lists irrelevant statistics

>Australia
>100% convicts

found the grotesque landwhale

How Germans came to be: Germanics came down south from Scandinavia and Germanized first the Celt in the west and Celt-Roman mix in the south and later the Slavs in the East.

>Australia
>100% convicts

This is literally a compliment to an australian. Fucks sake m8.

>I'm 6'2"

What the fuck man, I'd kill to be in your position.

As long as you don't sound like an idiot, people will just defer to you for this reason alone.

You probably don't even need more than the bare minimum of qualifications, while a 5'10" manlet like me needs to have graduated from the best schools and have the best personality to be taken seriously.

Fuck you man ;_;

I'm not arguing the point I'm making a statement
She is mixed

So you're a country of "white" niggers. Well done.

she looks half jewish

>bunch of pommie convicts find a rock inhabited by incestuous cannibal nomads
>kill the natives and turn it into a first world country in under 200 years

Australia is the ultimate testament to white supremacy tbvqhwymf

Mixed in what sense?

Mediterraneans and Nordics are part of the same race you moron.

She is 100% German ethnically and 100% Caucasian racially, until you provide evidence otherwise.

>I'm 32 and never had a girlfriend
why the fuck not?
its super easy.

oi cunt
see

If you want to insult step it up.

missing 411

>Mediterraneans and Nordics are part of the same race

Not sure if srs
Guess Anglos are the same as Slavs too

>You probably don't even need more than the bare minimum of qualifications

I was in a phd program at a state university til I fucked that up
gonna go back at some point in the next year and finish up the masters portion

Sounds like she got pumped by Ahmed and dumped in the river

Impossible. Ahmed would never have done this.

>Guess Anglos are the same as Slavs too

Yes, literally they are. Do you even know what a race is?

Anglo is not a race. Slav is not a race. These things are ethnicities, not races.

She is not mixed ethnically so long as both parents are German ethnically. She is almost certainly not mixed racially, because she appears 100% Caucasian.

You don't even know your own pseudoscience.

They got so much BBC that they start forgetting how to properly swim

>burn the coal, pay he toll

Because they're being murdered and drowned.

>she just stumpbled into the refugees and drowned in syrian dick
*ftfy

This is a black jew

They have nigger cum inside of them which weighs them down like an anchor

She is a Caucasoid (race) African American (ethnicity) of Jewish faith (religion).

What's not to get? Holy shit. I know it blows your perceptions of racial supremacy out of the water, but it's not too hard to comprehend.

Her father is 100% black african, her mother is ethnically Jewish
Not a drop of Caucasoid

i literally saluted

She might have been drunk and passed out.... drowned in unconscious state.

hey man, if you germans are that fucking stupid you can't swim then you deserve it

come on now this wouldn't even count as white in a nordic country

Kekd

It's hard to swim with a couple of refugees raping you at the same time.

>Her father is 100% black african

False, his grandfather was white.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincy_Jones
>that his paternal grandfather Caesar Jones was the son of a white American man of Welsh descent

>her mother is ethnically Jewish

And? So she's a Caucasian (race) Jewish (ethnicity) of the Jewish faith (religion).

I don't see what point you're even arguing. She is Caucasian in appearance, therefore her race is Caucasian irregardless of any mixed ancestry.

>race is just appearance

I'm off latas
I cant argue with double digit IQ shitskins

I don't care for the new Baywatch.

>race is just appearance

Literally, yes.

Do you even know what racial taxonomy is? Holy shit.

Fucking Somalis are considered Caucasian simply by virtue of their skull structure.

Like I said, you don't even understand your own pseudoscience.

>"German"

Sure

shit happens

THE SERIAL SHOVER STRIKES AGAIN

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