FUCK YEAH AMERICA THREAD

>Talk shit to America
>Gets shit kicked in
Really, why do other countries even think they can mess with America's might? Your shitty countries only exist because we allow you to. Your only purpose is to serve us.

FUCK YEAH! America appreciation thread, go!

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We don't even have any more battleships, you big dummy.

Here's a hamburger

This. You literally only exist because of our liberals.

You WILL be destroyed if you cross U.S

>battleships
lol

We never come out on top in any of our conflicts. we always burn everything to the ground then leave with nothing to show for it except massive tax dollars lost.

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and heres an sized xl cup of diabetus

So this is what Eurofags stereotype the arrogance and stupidity of USA from?

>Done dumb shit
>Receive criticisms
>Double down doing the dumb shit again
>'MURICA FUCK YEAAAAAH'
>'WE WUZZ LEADER OF THE FREE WOLRD'

Probably just T_D posters here in Sup Forums

Jesus Christ, we literally just have infinity everything

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>ywn be in Sup Forums the day they got osama again

Largest Air Force in the world?

U.S. Air Force.

Second largest Air Force?

U.S. Navy.

>I hate America! 420 Blaze it!
Take a fucking shower you pussy ass liberal

VAST!

God damnnnn. That's a full day's worth of calories

You have these for Russia?


For comparison

I unironically want to eat this

Third largest?

U.S. Marines

No but if you can find em post em.

good goy

why only 1 tommyhak missile strike canteen?

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get the salad off that and its game on

>ching chong ching chong me not chinese sucky sucky five dah-rah
What a savage backwards people

Ok thank you leaf, you are greatest ally.

Awesome Charts never seen them!

>be American
>spend billions on Mr. Shekelbergs military industrial complex so you can defend Israel

>be australian
>move to america
>sell american merchandise to proud americans
>do this for a few years
>close shop and go back to australia
>profit
yes be proud america, for more money in my pockets

You and me both, friend.

>liberals
Fuck em. I wish we had more conservatives/moderates to balance out the fucking jews in Washington.

AMERICA!

>WUZ
Check your calendar, flip. We still are the dominant global power.

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WOOO I LOVE ZOG
>AMERICA FIRST LOL JK

Ex-Trump supporter here. I used to love America until Trump was exposed as a filthy kike puppet. Fuck America, it's a ZOG state. Seriously, we cannot let Trump give Israel the nuclear codes.

Honestly, America needs to exercise its power onto the rest of the world so there can be peace. I wouldn't mind if many countries get cucked into submission by the US, but a good threatening with nukes and invasions would really tell the world to fuck off and stop bickering over religion and clay. Only then will true peace be established.

All those shiny toys and yet the Good Goys aren't allowed to do what needs to be done to truly pacify the goat fuckers.

Marine in office when, baguette bro?

Americans literally act like jews and are happy with wars

See

okay that is pretty upsurd but
>contains crustaceans
jesus fuck what

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t. Aquafresh
Hope the govt-supported heroin and prostitution districts have be treating you well.

Maybe the calcium is from shellfish

army doesnt have kiowas anymore rip. triple the # of uavs too now

,>T. buttblasted hillbilly

low quality mate

non american militaries are sad

Go suck a turkish cock.

American houses are the best in the world.

i love it when my european wife is fucked by thick american cock

Here is an American proudly displaying their Patriot Stain.

Whoops

I wouldn't have pride in my country if i was Canadian either its ok

>built by Mexicans

burger is power tripping
burger think his country work for him
burger won't be drafted because obese and diabetic
burger is a dumbfuck with a maga cap
burger have a wallmart tier iq
all that mountain dew is frying his tiny brain

true

omg the shitty taste
nothing is funnier than an american pretending to have taste
never ending hilarious shit

>Frenchie trying to talk shit
>Be french, get culturally 'enriched'

Don't you have a muslim cock to be sucking frenchboy?

>implying an american can pick up any girl in europe

any american can pick up a girl in europe because all you have to do is pick em up from the arab shelter

they are the goat fuckers, they blasted their own towers and funded isis

Come on now, that's Mexican cored brick-over-cardboard construction. Guaranteed to last 2/3 of the way through the mortgage.

if only this 1 frenchie protecting his country could build a maginot line around these posts

>america
>peace

>beat by a bunch of ragheads or gooks with AKs every damn time
>murica fuck yeah

what did he mean by this

t. shpiegelmanski

is proud to be a globalist
too bad your own country dominate you too retard

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THREAD THEME? this thread got me hyped i need some murica music

I felt a slight sexual incline at the the slight of this burger.

Try again. I'm in a major metropolitan area about 4hrs from Leafland. Let's play "Where's Waldo.

Israel and the Saudis are out greatest allies

That's fucking rich

>kill terrorists, be fighting isis
>get attacked by america
>america fuck yeah! MAGA

Weirton WV. doesn't count as a metropolis.

Wont mean shit when the nukes drop

Hey my unit is in here
4-227 guns attack

now 7-17 pale horse tho

there will always be a frenchie insulting you meritard until the end of time
deal with it

also how does it feel to pay for a x-ray exam ?
pretty expensive shit i see...

toot-toot

America is the most benign and even benevolent (to its friends) superpower the world has ever known.

God bless America! I know you bros would have our back if we ever needed it.

Minneapolis

>obama and hillary were our only hope
kys

i pay $15 cuz of insurance, have fun paying for some arabic terrorist who raped ur childs kidney replacement so he can put more sharia law on you tho ;)

This missile is very friendly.

So friendly it's travelling thousands of kilometers an hour through the sky and will stop at nothing to come see you!

Good luck Mohammed!

>50%

ohhh only $15 and how much is the insurance ?
checkmate burger

my dick is rock hard right now

hell yeah ausbro

>a fucking ramp with a coal engine and a rudder

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That's clearly a bacon cheeseburger.

>culturally 'enriched'
>muslim cock

Need to cure his insecurity with the american MSM narrative about France being cucked
Display even more stupidity
t. american TV

Jesus fuck that is absurd.

im sure you get a lot of pussy with this kind of joke