Here we have a Peregrine Falcon: >Falco peregrinus - A sensible name which translates well into English >Britain's most wonderful bird >The world's fastest animal, recorded at 242mph >Able to live anywhere from the tropics to the arctic tundra, just like a true Brit >Sensibly sized for the job it does >Sounds like a seagull but mixes it up with a 'laughing' or a 'chittering' melody. Distinguished >Fantastic delta. The shape of beauty. Streamlined, clean, perfectly designed >Can live in cities or countryside and be hugely successful in both >Are employed by councils to scare off pigeons >Hunts other birds because it enjoys a challenge and likes to ensure other species know it's top dog >Eggs look like they could spawn a dinosaur.
BTFOing the shit bird of the US, the balding eagle:
>Haliaeetus leucocephalus - A ludicrous name with no relation to its name in English >Lives only in the Northern Hemisphere on the continent of America, no sense of exploration or progression. Basically a sub-saharan African, content with one's lot >Called bald, not actually bald. Makes fuck all sense. Should be called the white-headed eagle >Sounds like a seagull, no distinguishing calls >Ugly frills at the end of its straight, boring wings. Creates drag and makes them look like faggots >Eats fish like a meme pescatarian >Shit themselves around humans >Boring as fuck white egg
Sebastian Kelly
>nothing on the news wtf, I thought it was supposed to be WW3
Wyatt Rogers
Hope the nigger gets BTFO
Connor Davis
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Nathan Jenkins
I find myself agreeing with Jeremy Corbyn Wot is going on here
There's always autism. For some reason I've decided to join the conservative party and this has triggered at least one nominatively determined pleb.
Jeremiah Wilson
It's probably nothing, but if it is real then usually traditional media takes a little while longer to report on this stuff because they have to check if it's real first.
Christopher Wright
Will the negro tap lads?
Nathaniel Torres
Majestic
The news will only get 'the news' by the time the nukes are already flying >you're better than this Been monitoring as much as I can. No further developments.
He's right on many things. Other things, batshit crazy. It doesn't have to be black or white.
Hunter Allen
Well
Nicholas Mitchell
...
Ryan Anderson
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Lincoln Watson
Get to a hospital. Now.
You're alright lad. Please continue.
Jason Richardson
can someone explain this nasty ass fucking picture to me? i understand it's a prolapsed anus but wtf
Joshua Scott
Is it Wimbledon soon?
Carson Young
Yes
Christian Lewis
I've got a bit of a crush on Hila from h3h3 to be honest with you lads.
Matthew James
>Anti Trump General Who are our shills?
PRO ASSAD
Russia - Gives military support, condemns the US airstrikes and suspends deal not to clash mid-air
Iran - Close strategic allies with Syria and has provided significant support including $8.69billion
North Korea - UN probe found that North Korea was supplying arms to Syria
Iraq - The Iraqi Government provided financial support and transported supplies
Algeria - Rumours suggest Algerian military aircraft is regularly landing in Syria
Venezuela - The South American country has shipped tens of millions of dollars worth of diesel to Syria
Lebanon - Police arrested family after they protested about the Syrian Government
Belarus - President Alexander Lukashenko supported Moscow's involvement and offered air strike
Lebanese Hezbollah Party - Involvement has been substantial and has deployed troops since 2012
Shareblue leftwing pay to shill anti Trump group founded by a paedophile
leftypol Bunch of larping Marxist faggots everyone else wants to throw of helicopters
Nathan Anderson
>Is EgonSpengler the Military Headteacher at Franci's school in Malcolm in The Middle>
Also : Nostalgia:
Landon Miller
You are talking about reddit's wife
Benjamin Diaz
>Americans >completely obsessed with arses No surprise.
James Johnson
Aye, it's weird because she's alright and looks like she's the victim of the Concentration Camp all at the same time.
Angel Brooks
Cutie interviewer
Bentley Murphy
Shills? more like: >BASED against the Neo-Cons and Globalists.
Julian Myers
You mean the interpreter not the bald guy, right?
Wyatt Edwards
Channel? I'm watching Central intelligence.
Caleb Wood
He replied to not one but two of my tweets last week. I felt recognised for the first time in my life.
Hey, I made you guys some pixel pepe flags yesterday. Here's all the flags I've made: mediafire.com/file/6dj3ivez6zs20p3/pepeFlag.zip There's also a Photoshop template there for you to make your own, and a small doc (5 lines) on how to use it. so you can make all your various obscure regions or what have you
Luke Jones
>tfw I have BT Sport
Nathan James
No
Elijah Rogers
>no wall >no muslim ban >no obamacare repeal >intervention in syria
Xavier Hall
>funny little plimsole things You mean plimsoles?
Kevin Hughes
So do I, but its downstairs
Noah Foster
There was a thread on gif a while ago that had lots of webms with her head superimposed onto porn, unfortunately some of it is blacked stuff but some isn't. desuarchive.org/gif/thread/10348426/
Jackson Howard
There's the old rimmer we all know.
Benjamin Reed
>Hinduism has its sacred cows >The left has Syrians.
Discuss
Sebastian Flores
I'm glad I didn't click on the picture. The thumbnail makes it look like a nigger with a very small head, which I am more than happy with.
Brandon Cook
Cows are useful, they produce milk and beef.
Levi Davis
The wonders of Technology are Insane.
We are about 50 years away from Sex-Robots.
Lincoln Cook
Discuss what you actually mean.
Dylan Sanchez
>tfw shitposting from stag do in Spain
I miss you all
Adrian James
>in Spain Lad, I...
Leo Hill
Nah. Use my real name and face on my Twitter like the disgusting retard that I am. He was in agreement and I was not on the receiving end of whole milk-induced sarcasm thankfully.
We were played www.firekushner.com
Lucas Myers
And refugees give us kebabs and rape.
Which if you're Swedish or German is also useful.
Actually correct me if I'm wrong but the Hindus don't expect their sacred cows to give milk nor eat the things either.
Owen Powell
They don't give a shit about Syrians, they just oppose whatever Russia is doing and want regime change at any cost. youtube.com/watch?v=idHywDpRfFA
Jackson Peterson
Might get some sleeping pills from doctor lads. Im mentally fine got job, friends etc but recently ive just not been able to sleep or when I do I sleep for like 4 hours. Anyone used them before?
Aaron Flores
Whereabouts lad?
Jackson Martin
Hostel must be routing traffic through Ger
Ian Russell
Sleeping pills are super bad for you, look it up.
Aiden Clark
Assads supporters are still sperging out over some blown up planes
Adrian Peterson
Are you lost? Did you pick up Angela and get taken back to Berlin like a piece of art or other item of cultural significance?
Jonathan Cruz
No but wouldn't recommend it lad. Try heavy exercise before you sleep. Do you drink or smoke before you sleep?
Josiah Brooks
Who here /f1/?
Kayden Nguyen
>ive just not been able to sleep or when I do I sleep for like 4 hours Just wank yourself into an exhausted coma. It's what I used to do when I had insomnia.
Easton Stewart
>yfw you get so drunk you think germany is spain
Easton Wright
There is only one place people go on stags in Spain
Brody Collins
Mallorca > Ibiza
Fight me.
Joseph Perry
>Kebab Rape?
Leo Clark
Isn't that a video game screenshot?
Blake Jackson
>Not thinking Rogan is a cutie
Cooper Brooks
Actually in Barca
Austin Howard
I think they are more worried that we are about to see Iraq and Libya Mk2
Dylan Adams
You'd burn something user.
Anyway goodnight lads. We've reached maximum autism for the night. Knew I should have gone drinking.
Camden Lopez
I could name several
here are twoAnd some go Marbs because golf as well
Dylan Bailey
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Cooper Morris
Supporters of this attack >Nancy pelosi >HILLARY CLINTON >ISIS >Chuck schumer >The mainstreem Meteor >Israel >Saudi arabia >Neconservatives
Against this attack >Nigel Farage >anyone with half a brain
pick your side boys. who looks the best?
Dylan Price
No.
Samuel Reed
>Right Answer lad.
Henry Thomas
yes lad f1 is god tier
Angel Foster
>Going Barca for a stag do Lol so not the normal place people go for a stag. Is it a civil partnership?
Benjamin Stewart
>Your doctor will not recommend that you take sleeping tablets. Don't drink coffee near to bedtime, also try reading a book before bedtime. Drink a milky drink like horlicks before bed. Avoid sleeping tablets. t.Dr Phil
William Walker
>We've reached maximum autism for the night
Jason Perez
Try some melatonin, or a run and a super hot bath/shower and a cup of hot milk with honey. .
